Mmmmnnnnh, oh, OH OH HOH!!!!!!!!!!
Greetings to you, my dear, good friend! How are you?
My reason for writing to you, this fine eve, is to ask if you like food! I don't just mean, food: the stuff we eat every day to sustain our lives. No, Lover, I'm talking about, "FOOD!"
Food should be a sensuous and sensual experience, am I right? Something that releases your inhibitions and makes your eyes light up, your taste buds come alive... Something that releases deep, inner passions from somewhere, down in your soul, something that has been yearning to be freed since... since... well, since your last great meal! And, if you've never had a meal like this, then let me share with you what I am eating, right now:
It is 8:40 pm on Monday, Sept. 5, 2005.
I have just taken the whole-wheat pasta off the stove and have finished making my sauce.
And what a sauce it is!
I've made a white sauce, using some light cream, corn starch, mozzarella cheese and white wine. Mmmmm... Are ya' with me so far? Cool.
OK. In that same sauce pan, I've put some precooked (steamed,) whole, medium-sized shrimp, some thickly sliced, fresh mushrooms and, ohhhh, just enough garlic to curl your hair. (Mmmmmmm! Ya' can't forget the garlic!) And now I'm covering the pot to let all those good tastes simmer for a bit...
Oh, yeah, don't forget to throw on a little more wine! You'll thank me after you taste it!
Ahhhh... I can smell the good taste, already and, I gotta tell ya', it's makin' me horny!!!
Ooooooo! I can tell you, there is nothin' like sex in the kitchen, while ye're waitin' fer supper ta cook! MMM, mm, MM, MM, mmmmmmmhhh! It's taking all my will power to not stroke my hardening cock, right now, lemme tell ya'!
[Heh, heh, I just thought of something: I could make My OWN white sauce with My OWN cream! Now, how would THAT taste, I wonder... I guess you'll just hafta cum over here and try some...!]
Alright, now that the food's tastes have melded together and everything's just right, it's time to throw in some healthy stuff... Gotta fight off those free radicals. So, here's where I throw in some fresh, steamed broccoli! (Hey, George Bush Sr. hated it so it must be good!) Besides, it adds a nice, healthy green color to the meal. And, if you don't like it, fine. I'll eat your portion. More for Me, I always say!
Let it all cook for a little bit longer.
Now, that it's all cooked, I'll set the table and you can wait to eat.
But, wait! You're still fully dressed! We can't have this. You need to get undressed, right now, my friend! Go ahead, that's right. All the way. Very nice, I like your breasts when they're bare like that. You can't hide behind your clothes. You're now free to express yourself and I like the _expression your nipples are giving me. Very nice, my love. Have I ever told you how much I love your nipples when they're pointy like that? Ahh, look, they just got harder. And look at my erection! Those nipples of yours are having a very similar effect on my penis! And I can see that you are starting to drool a little bit. I don't know if my hardened cock is causing that reaction or the smell of the food is doing it for you.
Oh, well. It's time to put the food on the table anyway. There'll be time to explore each other further, once the meal is done and the table cleared.
As I pour the wine, I can see your body a little better. I get a whiff of your perfume mixed with the smell of the meal. And, what's that other scent? Could it be, "lust?" Yup, it's your pussy, all right, dripping on the cushion on the chair your bare ass is sitting on. Mmmmmmm... Talk about lovely smells.
As I sit down, I raise my glass to make a toast. "To a lovely meal and a lovely guest and may we both get something wonderful from this meal, other than indigestion!" I say with a wide grin on my face, causing you to laugh. Do you know how much I love to hear you laugh?
We eat the food and enjoy it, immensely! I've never seen anybody eat and enjoy food like you do. It must be good, because you're eating it with a smile on your face. As each bite disappears from our plates, and fills our tummies, it becomes clear that we shouldn't eat too much... We should save room for dessert!