Mmmmnnnnh, oh, OH OH HOH!!!!!!!!!!
Greetings to you, my dear, good friend! How are you?
My reason for writing to you, this fine eve, is to ask if you like food! I don't just mean, food: the stuff we eat every day to sustain our lives. No, Lover, I'm talking about, "FOOD!"
Food should be a sensuous and sensual experience, am I right? Something that releases your inhibitions and makes your eyes light up, your taste buds come alive... Something that releases deep, inner passions from somewhere, down in your soul, something that has been yearning to be freed since... since... well, since your last great meal! And, if you've never had a meal like this, then let me share with you what I am eating, right now:
It is 8:40 pm on Monday, Sept. 5, 2005.
I have just taken the whole-wheat pasta off the stove and have finished making my sauce.
And what a sauce it is!
I've made a white sauce, using some light cream, corn starch, mozzarella cheese and white wine. Mmmmm... Are ya' with me so far? Cool.
OK. In that same sauce pan, I've put some precooked (steamed,) whole, medium-sized shrimp, some thickly sliced, fresh mushrooms and, ohhhh, just enough garlic to curl your hair. (Mmmmmmm! Ya' can't forget the garlic!) And now I'm covering the pot to let all those good tastes simmer for a bit...
Oh, yeah, don't forget to throw on a little more wine! You'll thank me after you taste it!
Ahhhh... I can smell the good taste, already and, I gotta tell ya', it's makin' me horny!!!
Ooooooo! I can tell you, there is nothin' like sex in the kitchen, while ye're waitin' fer supper ta cook! MMM, mm, MM, MM, mmmmmmmhhh! It's taking all my will power to not stroke my hardening cock, right now, lemme tell ya'!
[Heh, heh, I just thought of something: I could make My OWN white sauce with My OWN cream! Now, how would THAT taste, I wonder... I guess you'll just hafta cum over here and try some...!]
Alright, now that the food's tastes have melded together and everything's just right, it's time to throw in some healthy stuff... Gotta fight off those free radicals. So, here's where I throw in some fresh, steamed broccoli! (Hey, George Bush Sr. hated it so it must be good!) Besides, it adds a nice, healthy green color to the meal. And, if you don't like it, fine. I'll eat your portion. More for Me, I always say!