Once in a cottage in the woods, there lived a man with three sons. The oldest, who was much beloved by both parents, was cocky and known for his arrogance. The middle son, who was also spoiled from birth, was pleasant and agreeable but lacked any real follow-through, and the youngest was flat-out a simpleton. His father and brothers took every opportunity to make fun of this youngest child. Whenever he would draw water from the stream, they would pinch his ass or poke sticks into his anus, and when left alone, his vile mother would insist that he go down on her for three hours straight without coming up to rest his jaw or to enjoy the pleasure of fresh air.
And so it happened that one day, the eldest son wanted to go into the forest to cut wood. Before he went, his mother gave him a big sloppy kiss and a quick blowjob, so that he might not suffer the pain of frustration during his journey. When he came into the forest, a little old grey man met him, who wished him good day and said, "Would you please give me a nice blowjob, for I am very horny." The arrogant youth said, "What the hell are you talking about, you dirty old faggot? I ain't going to get on my knees to pleasure another man."
And leaving the little man standing there, he went off. He began to fell a tree, but it had not been long before he felt a curious wind blowing on his private parts and realized that his clothing had vanished. He then felt a curious prickling in his anus and a ragged breathing on his neck. Turning his head, he saw a nymph who had a small strap-on firmly wedged up his ass. But as he watched, she quickly climaxed and was replaced by another, with a larger strap-on, and then she, too, came, and was replaced by another, and another, till finally the unfortunate lad was confronted with a strap-on the size of a forearm, which slowly went up his ass, stretching his swollen rosebud and thrusting deeper and deeper, until, a few hours later, he cried that could take no more, whereupon the nymphs magically vanished, and the lad was obliged to limp home, his anus stretched to five times its previous size, where his mother had to care for it with her tongue. That was what came of the little grey man.
Afterwards, the second son went into the wood, and his mother gave him, as to the eldest, a big sloppy kiss and a quick blowjob. The little old grey man met him also, and begged him for a quick blowjob. After much argument, the son gave in and bent to his knees to receive the man's cock. Thrusting five or six times, the old grey man orgasmed, filling the second son's mouth with hot semen. "Now listen to me well," said the little old grey man. "Ten miles down yonder there stands an old tree. You shall know it by its curious pink bark and little nubs. Spit this semen at the base of the tree, and you shall be rewarded. But be careful. Spill the seed out of place, and no good will come of thee."
The second son tried to heed the man's words and walked some distance, carefully guarding the seed that filled his mouth. But lacking any real follow-through, he quickly grew tired of his bitter-tasting burden, and spat it at the nearest tree. Immediately, he was grabbed and pulled to the ground by five nymphs, who appeared out of its branches, who tore off his clothes and spat semen into his hair, onto his face, his chest, his penis and his toes, until he was a mess of cum, whereupon the fair nymphs giggled and fled, leaving the poor lad to wander home, where his loving mother had to clean him off with her tongue.
Then, said the simpleton, "Father, let me go into the forest for once to cut wood," and his father answered: "Your brothers have hurt themselves by doing so. Give it up, for you are stupid and will surely come to a bad end."
But the simpleton went on begging, and whined and whined so long that his father at last had no choice but to succumb to his will. He said, "Well, be off with you, though nothing good will come of it. You are stupid, and will only learn by experience."
His mother gave him a quick peck on the cheek and insisted that he go down on her for three hours before leaving. When he came into the forest, the little old grey man met him, and greeted him, saying, "Give me a blowjob. I'm so frigging horny," and the simpleton answered, "I am only a simpleton, and I'm not quite sure that I can manage to do it properly, for my parents are convinced that no good shall ever come of me. But if I'm good enough for you, sit down and I shall blow you."
And then they sat down, and the simpleton pulled out the man's dick and sucked it gracefully, swirling his tongue around the head before plunging it into the depths of his simple but talented mouth. The little old man came quickly and with great passion, filling the simpleton's mouth with an even greater quantity of hot cum. Afterwards, the little man said, "As you have such a kind heart, and share your lively talents so willingly, I will bestow good luck upon you. Two miles down yonder stands an old tree. You shall know it by its pink bark and little knobs. Spit the semen at the base of the tree, and you will find something. But take care not to spill any seed out of place, or no good will come of thee."
The simpleton, having thus been warned many times of his ill fate, took extra care to hold the monstrous quantities within his mouth. Being such a huge quantity, it trickled out of the corners of his mouth as he walked, obliging him to push it back in with his thumb, and though the tree was only two miles away, it took him a long time to get there.
When he arrived at this beautiful and strange tree, he spat the contents of his mouth onto its base, whereupon the tree was magically transformed into a golden three-headed dildo, which he lifted out of the earth and took with him to an inn where he intended to spend the night.
The landlord had three daughters, who, when they saw the dildo, were curious to see what kind of object it was and longed to make use of it. The eldest thought, "I will wait for a good opportunity, and then I will make use of it myself."
And so, when the simpleton was gone out, she seized the dildo by one end and thrust it into her moist depths. But scarcely had it touched her, an intense sensation flowed through her body, causing her to cry out and to writhe upon the dildo. She found this sensation far from unpleasant, but after an hour, felt so exhausted by the pleasure that she sought to remove the dildo. But try though she might, the dildo would not budge, her constant tugging only made the pleasure more intense, and she found that it had to stay.