Are you kinky? Do you wonder? Most of us think we are maybe a little kinky. But there is more to kinkiness than the occasional use of a kitchen utensil in bed. Just how kinky do you think you really are? Shall we find out? Take the following ten question quiz.
1.) During sex with your partner, you are most liable to:
a.) Spank your partner
b.) Spank yourself
c.) Spank your mother
d.) Spank your great aunt Edna
2.) You have had a long day at the office and, when you walk in the door, your partner tells you he/she wants to spice it up tonight. Does that usually mean:
a.) Indian cuisine for supper again
b.) A spanking after supper
c.) A spanking and a flogging after supper
d.) A spanking, flogging, caning, water sports and a branding after supper
3.) You are involved in some rather vigorous lovemaking with your partner when he/she shouts "Hi Ho Silver". Does this make you think of:
a.) Work you left undone at the office
b.) The Lone Ranger
c.) Tonto
d.) The Lone Ranger and Tonto riding Silver
4.) A paddle is for:
a.) Playing ping pong
b.) Playfully teasing your partner
c.) Turning your partner's bottom a nice cheery red
d.) Turning your partner's entire body a nice cheery red
5.) You buy your sex toys at:
a.) The local discount store
b.) The local garden store
c.) The local adult bookstore
d.) All of the above
6.) In your opinion, silk is best used for:
a.) Designer outfits
b.) Kinky lingerie
c.) Blindfolds
