Am I Kinky A Quiz

Are you kinky? Do you wonder? Most of us think we are maybe a little kinky. But there is more to kinkiness than the occasional use of a kitchen utensil in bed. Just how kinky do you think you really are? Shall we find out? Take the following ten question quiz.

1.) During sex with your partner, you are most liable to:

a.) Spank your partner

b.) Spank yourself

c.) Spank your mother

d.) Spank your great aunt Edna

2.) You have had a long day at the office and, when you walk in the door, your partner tells you he/she wants to spice it up tonight. Does that usually mean:

a.) Indian cuisine for supper again

b.) A spanking after supper

c.) A spanking and a flogging after supper

d.) A spanking, flogging, caning, water sports and a branding after supper

3.) You are involved in some rather vigorous lovemaking with your partner when he/she shouts "Hi Ho Silver". Does this make you think of:

a.) Work you left undone at the office

b.) The Lone Ranger

c.) Tonto

d.) The Lone Ranger and Tonto riding Silver

4.) A paddle is for:

a.) Playing ping pong

b.) Playfully teasing your partner

c.) Turning your partner's bottom a nice cheery red

d.) Turning your partner's entire body a nice cheery red

5.) You buy your sex toys at:

a.) The local discount store

b.) The local garden store

c.) The local adult bookstore

d.) All of the above

6.) In your opinion, silk is best used for:

a.) Designer outfits

b.) Kinky lingerie

c.) Blindfolds

d.) Ropes

7.) In most instances, you get your sexual advice from:

a.) Your mom

b.) Your best friend

c.) Your therapist

d.) All of the above

8.) The most erotic sexual fantasy you have ever had involved:

a.) Your therapist

b.) Your best friend

c.) Your mom

d.) All of the above at the same time

9.) You prefer your partners to be:

a.) Blonde/Blonde

b.) Brunette

c.) Redhead

d.) One of each

10.) The last time you had sex was:

a.) Last Month

b.) Last Week

c.) Last night

d.) Having sex right now

Now, time to tally up your score. For every A answer, give yourself 1 point. For every B answer, give yourself 2 points. For every C answer, give yourself 3 points. For every D answer, give yourself 4 points.

Total Score

1–10 Kinkiness is not abnormal.

Nor is normality abnormal. Sex should be enjoyed, not scrutinized. You may believe you are a kink but frankly you are pretty vanilla. Try again.

11-20 Hmmm.

You enjoy tripping the light fantastic and exploring new avenues. You delight in the temptations of the flesh. You find candles lit during sex to be erotic. You are a fanatic in the bedroom. You love to explore and try new things. You enjoy hot fragrant steamy baths as well. Nothing is off limits to you. You rule the roost and know it. And you leave your partner virtually breathless. You may also leave your virtual partners' breathless. Keep up the good work!

21-30 Rock it baby!

Neither age nor gender will keep you from getting some. You enjoy the wild side of life and trip the light fantastic as often as you can. True, you may wait until the weekend to let your kinkiest side emerge but it is well worth the wait! Your partner undoubtedly thinks you are the absolute. You enjoy a playful yet exciting sex life. You get it on as often as possible and you never let fatigue be a determent. Work never comes first, life is for the living. You love sex and enjoy it often! Nothing will stop you from getting some. Not even your mama. Knock boots, baby. Take it where you can get it!

31-40 What can be said for the King of Kink? Or the Queen for the matter?

You rule the sexual world, my friend. We poor normal people can only hope to one day be blessed to be in your presence if only for a few short moments. We will squirm and wiggle, desperate to be noticed. And when you lift your strong whipping arm, a giggle of desire may escape our pert lips. You rock our world and we just live to be near you. You understand the meaning of BDSM and you use it like the tool it was meant to be. You keep us from dying of boredom. And you bask in our worship of you, mere mortals that we are, knowing you ARE a sexual God. Thank you!