Just a bit of fun, written to raise a smile not your heart beat.
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The Big 'O' Ltd Corp Group
Lesbians only!
Sloppy cunts are my business.
Satisfaction is your goal.
White ones, Black ones, Thin ones, Fat ones, Hairy ones or Bold ones.
It makes no difference.
If you book one of my girls, you can be young, or old, just for yourself or for an orgy.
It's all the same to them.
For the twelve hours they are all yours, you can do with them anything you wish as long as you make them 'ORGASM.'
The more times you make them 'orgasm,' the less your final bill will be.
I will personally endeavor, to get my girls to you in a aroused state, prior to their arrival to your chosen location, by removing their knickers in the car and sucking on their fannies so that they are 'Aroused,' 'Wet,' and 'Ready,' for your immediate attention.
Or they may even experience their first orgasm of the night, depending on which comes first, me, or her, unless we arrive at the location first.
Fun times, sloppy and juicy cunts, guaranteed or your money back.
Yours sincerely
Madam Daphne
Dear madam Daphne,
I am writing to you now, for personnel confirmation that you mean what you say, and that your girls, are indeed willing to do 'anything,' at 'any time,' with 'any one!'
I sincerely hope that this to be the case, as I am a single mother of three board, 'and naughty girls, fed up with the limited amount of fannies they can suck on.
'They want more sister's to play with!'
I would like to surprise them on my next Birthday Party by holding a 'Orgy,' with five of your young ladies who are also willing to suck on some, 'well used,' muffin's..
I think my girls would very much like to try five black girls, with big tits and hairy muffin's.
We can provide dildos, and vibrators, and many other sexual aids, as my be required.
Yours dripping in hope
A. Lustful Mother
The Big 'O' Ltd Corp Group
Dear A Lustful Mother
It was delightful, to receive your inquiry into the matter being discussed.