"I could stay like this forever, simply spooning with you in the dark, my dear slim and smooth, beautiful redhead."
"That's because you are right behind me, you naughty tall dark handsome one, you!"
"Behind you or right in front, just being this close is the real deal for me. I wish it could always be like this, princess."
"Princess! Huh! Flattery will get you nowhere, you know I'm as old as you are, Ace! But being together all the time, you know that's really not on the cards... Jack is-"
"Jack's all wrong for you, my sweet princess, I think you're pretty as a picture and we both suspect Jack plays around in Clubs, he likes them well stacked. I know we are all one-sided characters but I suspect he goes both ways."
"That's hardly his fault, just because you are always so straight up, Ace, so... singular."
"I'm always straight, baby, I call a spade a spade."
"That's the truth, Ace."
"We should be together, always, dear heart."
"That would be wonderful, Ace, but you know how it is..."
"Yeah, sweetheart, only I hate the thought of you lying next to Jack most of the time."
"We still have our moments together, Ace."