"Yo Wonderbabe...how 'bout a quickie?" the Flashy dude asks as he presents a dozen black roses he snagged 5 minutes ago from some field out in Holland.
The Wonderbabe looks at the speedster in disbelief "Sorry Flashy my man...us Amazons crave the womanly touch. Right Hawk sister...?" Wonderbabe responds as she plants a wet kiss to her lady friend emerging from their joint bedroom.
"No doubt 'bout it W'...especially when you tie me up with that rope of yours and make me tell you the truth of all my lesbian fantasies. Just gets me hot..." Hawkbabe explains as she pulls Wonderbabe back inside for yet another round of fun.
Suddenly the wind picks up inside the Injustice League building as someone new flies into the mix. "So Flashy...I hear you are looking for a quickie?" asks the man of steel balls.
"No Sups'...my sperm is loaded with Kryptonite anyways..." Flashy responds with his patented smirk.
"Are you sure? I mean with a metal incased condom I should be ok." Supersperman says with a lick of his lips.
"Think I'll pass on that Sups'..." Flashy counters as he looks for a quick exit just in case.
At that precise moment a green light emerges from Supersperman's bedroom. "Hey guys...what's up?" the green one says as he polishes off his ring.
Supersperman immediately flies over to see his partner and tells him "I'm surprised to see you out of bed so early Greeny...."
"Well Spermypoo my ass is a bit sore...and next time stop pulling my hair while I'm eating you out...One Sex Luther's enough..." Greeny tells Supersperman as all is forgiven with a deep throat kiss.
As the guys make-out Flashy hears someone from behind. "Hey guys...what's happening?" says an invincible voice that slowly materializes.
"Oh it's you Martian Manheader...Look dude I know you can go transparent and all...but must you always show up when I'm taking a shower?" Flashy says in a rather loud tone as the Martian Manheader backs down.
"Sorry if I offended you Mr. Flashy...it's just my native Martian tradition..." the Martian Manheader responds as he puts his hands in his pants and starts to jerk off.
"Flashy...why don't you apologize for insulting MMs culture...?" Supersperman says he gets in Flashy's face.
The Flash man doesn't back down. "The dude's planet is dead. Why should I apologize?" Flashy says as the anger begins to boil.
Supersperman looks over at Greeny blows an air kiss and turns back to Flashy "Because in the Injustice League we can't stand for this type of bickering. We need to be united."
Flashy sticks his finger in his mouth and makes some gagging sounds to which everybody around him has a dead-pan serious look "Well I'm thinking of splitting. The Batdude was right. You guys are all gay and no fun to hang around with. No wonder he only comes to bail you out when you are in trouble."
The Hawkbabe has since emerged wearing her dominatrix outfit and decides to confront Flashy "Well come to think of it...maybe you should leave Flashy. I mean us warriors know it would only take a gay man to go around in tights all day long."
"Well I'm not gay..." Flashy offers in anger.
The Wonderbabe steps into the fray "Come on Flashy...I mean even the few times I slept with you, it seemed you would finish way before me. I'd definitely give you the award for the worst lay I've had."
