As I drove over to the new healthcare clinic, I was a bit apprehensive. I truly hate going to doctors. I usually only go to a doctor after I've either broken something or I am bleeding so profusely the blood threatens to change the color of my shirt. In fact, I don't even have a regular doctor. When I had to choose a primary care physician for my HMO, I believe I threw a dart at the page and chose the one it landed next to. I didn't realize until much later that he was in a different state. So, when I headed over to this new medical clinic, I was getting a nervous stomach. This new physician clinic was recommended highly by a neighbor of mine. In fact he pretty much raved about it. I asked him if the doctors were friendly and if I recall all he could say was 'yesss!'
I had been having some difficulties of a personal nature recently. Nothing really major, probably just a normal part of aging, but I felt I should be checked out. I was just hoping this would go smoothly.
I parked my car and made my way into the modern glass office building. I found the office number on the wall chart and made my way onto the elevator. I could feel my level of nervousness rise along with the rising of the elevator.
When I got to my floor, I entered the office. There were very comfortable plush chairs all around. After signing in and hanging up my coat, I happened to notice another male patient sitting there reading a Playboy magazine. A quick glance up at the magazine rack on the wall made me think I was in a barber shop rather than a doctor's office. I really didn't think much of it as I knew the clientele was primarily adult men.
A few minutes later, the receptionist called me up and handed me some forms to fill out. I could not help but notice how attractive she was. I thought to myself that whoever does the hiring here sure has fine taste. Maybe I should thank the doctor when I see him.
As the receptionist asked me questions, she kept gazing up at me with her big green eyes.
"Have you ever had any heart problems?" She asked.
"No." I answered.
"You never had your heart broken?" She replied with a giggle.
I could not help but smile along with her at her humorous remarks.
"Do you have health coverage?" She asked with a smile.
"Yes, I have an HMO." I replied.
"I bet you're from an HMO." She replied coyly as she played with her long auburn hair, "Hunky Man Organization."
Again I could not help but smile at her humor. Her sly glances my way were admittedly starting to make me feel better already.
When the questions were done, I returned to my seat. A few minutes later I was called to an examination room by a rather hot looking blond haired nurse.
"Gary?" She asked with a big smile.
"Um, yes that's me." I responded. I was surprised at her informality.
"Please come with me." She said with a smile.
As she spoke, she gave me a big smile and looked at me with big blue eyes. She touched me rather sensuously on the shoulder as she led me into the room. Once we got into the room, she pulled out a terry cloth robe from a closet and handed it to me. I thought it a nice change from the usual paper examination gowns.
"Please remove all of your clothing and put on the robe." She said as she passed me the garment.
"Um, my underwear as well?" I asked somewhat shyly.
"Why, yes." She answered with a smile, "The doctor has to examine you."
I noticed that she just stood there looking at me with those big blue eyes and a sly grin on her face.
"Um, are you going to give me some privacy?" I asked. I thought it a normal response as she just stood there grinning.
"If you'd like I can turn around." She grinned once again as she spoke.
"Thanks."
She turned around and began to slowly move her perfect butt back and forth as if listening to a record in her head. I thought it a bit unusual as I began to change into the blue terry robe, but I was fully enjoying the view. After I was done, I let her know she could turn around again.
"What seems to be the problem, Gary?"
"Um, it's really a bit personal." I started, "I'd rather discuss it with the doctor."
