First Date With Eboni Skit

Everett is single man, a scientific writer not involved in any meaningful relationships in a year since his divorce.

Harold, his brother, attempts to arrange a first date through his wife Kelly, who thinks Everett, needs to move on with a relationship.

Kelly’s, friends name is, Eboni, an extremely & shamefully beautiful women who is a lifelong friend of Kelly’s family.

Harold,

Ha, Everett,

What are you doing next weekend?

Everett,

I don’t know, why?

What do you have in mind, brother?

Harold,

Well, Kelly’s friend is a nice women & I thought maybe,

Ha, don’t look at me like that,

She really is a nice & interesting person.

Everett,

Not again brother,

I remember the one, who thought, I needed to be cleansed,

And what about that one, with the screaming laugh,

And the other one, that put kitchen chair on her walls.

No thanks, brother, I don’t do crazy anymore.

Harold,

It’s just one date,

Surely you can go on one date, Everett.

Everett,

Ok brother,

I’m only doing this for you & Kelly,

I’ll be at you place, about seven, next Saturday?

Everett’s, lasciviousness of aloofness preceded his, wanton curiosity, as he daydreamed about the upcoming first date.

Serious doubts about his readiness to proceed in any relationship, was always on his mind.

His reservations were as hesitant that only matched his mannerisms towards meeting new women.

As Saturday arrived, he proceeded to drive to his brother’s house at the agreed time at seven.

Getting out of his car, he observed, on the left side of his brother’s home, the Childs swing & slide set.

He starred up at his brother’s home with the envy of family all the joys at family hood.

As he walked up the steps of his brother’s home, he preceded very gingerly, cautious & very nervous.

Everett knocked on the door & was greeted by his brother & Kelly.

Just entering the door was the view of a tall & winding staircase that leads to the second floor of the home.

As Everett stood momentarily, in the vestibule of the home, he looked up & saw a vision of long legs descending from the second floor of his brother’s home.

This vision was preceded by a lovely tall woman in blue, as she seemed to glide down the winding staircase.

As the women approached Everett, she said “Hi, I’m, Eboni”, your family told me great things about you.

Everett,

With a big smile,

“Nice to meet you too”

Well, shall we go?

Harold,

Have a good time, you two.

Kelly,

Smiling,

Where are you guys going?

Everett,

Smiling,

It’s a surprise,

Will tell you later,

Everett, enchanted with the obvious, beauty & grace of Eboni, started to relax with a lot more calm.

Eboni,

You’re a writer, right?

What types of writing do you do?

Everett,

Various topics,

Scientific projects,

Science fiction,

Innovations,

Politics & etc,

Do you read a lot?

Eboni,

Not really,

So busy these days,

I am into designing,

I design clothes.

Everett,

Smiles & says,

Designing,

Doesn’t that require a person to read a lot?

Eboni,

Breaks out laughing & smiling,

"Toshea"

You are very direct anent you Mr. Everett.

Everett,

Smiles & is still driving the car,

They arrive at a medieval castle restaurant,

Circus shows,

Jousting by knights,

Knife throwing & swallowing,

Smart mouthed, Renaissance costume, wenches, serving large turkey legs with ale.

Eboni,

Wow!

This is really something Everett,

Do you take many dates here?

Everett,

Smiling,

Just you Eboni, just you,

Do you like this place?

Do you want to go someplace else?

We can go someplace else.

Eboni,

Ooh no,

Please, let’s stay,

This place is fine,

It will always make a lasting memory of you.

Everett,

Ok.

Eboni,

With curious look on her face, says,

What are you looking for in a woman, besides that?

Everett,

That?

You think all men are the same?

They’re really not.

Eboni,

Smiling at Everett

When it comes to that, they are, aren’t they?

Everett,

Peering out at the jousting between two knights in the arena, says,

No, all men are not the same Eboni,

As the wenches return with meal, one of them smiles at Everett & winks & says “here you are dear”

Eboni,

Looking very insulted says,

What was that?

Do you know that women?

Everett,

What?

No,

I have never been in this place, why?

Eboni,

That women, likes you.

Everett,

With smiling concerns on his face,

I think & see, how you are now,

You are very beautiful & everyone see you as a very beautiful woman,

The problem is, besides all that beauty you’re not very interesting,

You appear to be angry, solemn & kind of withdrawn with other issues.

I know,

You want people to like you, for you,

But the only reason anyone would bother,

Is because you’re so beautiful,

Ironic, isn’t it,

In a way, you are your own worst problem.

Eboni,

Glances out at the arena, at the knight jousting & being knocked off & falling off his horse,

Well Everett, this date is getting very interesting,

You really speak your mind don’t you?

I like you already,

Do all men from Denver talk like you?

Everett,

Smiles & says,

Let’s try this one more time,

He reaches out his hand to shake hands with Eboni,

Hi,

I’m pleased to meet you & my name is Everett.

Eboni,

With big eyes, smiles & glares at Everett & says,

I’m having a great time,

Can we do this again?

Everett,

Smiling,

Why not, the night is still young,

Eboni,

Laughing & smiling, looks at Everett in the eye & says,

Is there more?

Everett,

Smiling & says,

Everything except, that!

The scene ends.

A gland game,

Once we get over this,

What we have left is either mutual respect & mutual admiration or a natural repulsion of the other.

When we start at that point,

We should then know who is who,

In your own world, or theirs.

Written by,

Everett C Borders Jr. Ph.D.