We were only on the road for a few moments after having coffee/food from Officer A. Neil before Amber finally broke our momentary silence.
Amber, "Soooo you like Neil?"
Neil, or Alyssa Neil from her card, looked good. I mean she was definitely in my league. A stark comparison to all of Becky's friends....Amber included.
It was hard to tell Alyssa Neil's actual measurements in her uniform.
But here was what I could tell.
She was short, roughly 5'1". Brown hair that she had pulled tight into a round bun so I had no idea how long her hair was. She had brown eyes.
She wore her make up light in uniform. Nothing too striking but it was enough to tell she was wearing make up.
From the uniform, and what I was currently wearing (her yoga pants and sweater) she had decent curves.
Granted I know I'm fairly skinny but these yoga pants were tight. Which also meant Alyssa was fairly skinny herself.
And she was a geek.
Definitely hitting all the things I looked for in a girl.
I looked at Amber, "I mean she was kind of cute. Definitely in my wheel house compared to you all."
Amber rose her eyebrow seeming irritated, "How so?"
I looked at Amber as I spoke, "Come on Amber. You and all the others are WAY out of my league. I don't know if you or the others have looked but I'm maybe a 5 or 6 at best on the hot guy scale."
Amber quickly scoffed, "Hot guy scale?"
I nodded, "You know....you all gauge whether a guy is hot enough or good looking enough for you to consider doing anything with."
I continued, "And I'm not complimenting I'm just stating the facts. You are at least a 8 on the hotness scale. All of you are at least an 8 if not hotter."
Amber looked at me, "AH thanks!"
I rolled my eyes as she obviously missed what I was trying to get across. I continued, "And with that difference I guarantee you that if we started dating we probably wouldn't last long because there isn't much we have in common."
I pointed back, "Now Officer Neil I have a better chance at landing."
Amber rose her eyebrow, "Are you saying she's not hot?"
I groaned, "NOOO!!! I'm saying she has a lot more in common with me if she mentions fucking Gofi from Dragon Circles, meaning she knows anime which also means she is a geek. And I don't know if you've seen but I'm a geek."
I sighed, "So yes I'm saying whether she's hot or not. We have more in common making her hotter in my mind."
Amber rose her eyebrow, "Though she was probing trying to figure out if you done anything drastic like rape so she can arrest you."
I blinked, "No, she wasn't?"
Amber nodded, "Yes she was, Mick. Why do you think she was asking things like, Is this your first time? What does the drugs/supplements do? Have you done anything drastic? She was trying to figure out if you were tied to any previous rapings in her county."
I looked at her, "But I didn't!"
Amber nodded, "I know but you just gave her evidence or a new look as to why certain events happen around November/December."
I blinked as I followed her logic and immediately groaned before I slumped down in the seat, "Ok I guess I won't go visit her." I sighed, "I guess I'll just wash it and mail it back to her."
Amber lightly chuckled, "Why?"
I looked at her, "You just said she was out to arrest me."
Amber laughed more, "NO! I said she tried meaning you passed her little interrogation. I don't think she wants to arrest you anymore."
I perked up, "You don't?"
Amber shook her head, "Na! After you stood up she had a different look on her face."