I stepped out of my car and found myself confronted with a chilly breeze. It made the hairs stationed just above my intergluteal cleft stand at attention.
The airport was dwarfed by the Hilton which stood, impaling Alice International Airport.
"What kinda retarded Engineer dreamt up this place?" I asked myself aloud.
Brushing it off I made my way into the airport's foyer, searching for a friend.
There was small herds of people carrying luggage and backpacks passing me.
The airport looked extremely modern and new. There was a monstrous food court, sporting a bar, a pizzeria, and a McDonald's.
My mouth watered at the thought of Big Mac sauce, however, I had no money.
After walking a staggering fifteen feet, my feet grew tired and immensely sore.
I found a sturdy bench which sat against a wall. I fell onto it with a loud smack.
"Ahh." I let loose an audible groan as if the weight of the world just left my shoulders.
I looked up through the sun roof above me.
There were a few rooms that I could very easily see through.
I could see silhouettes, they were...moving back and forth.
They were very hard to make out. Shadows bouncing to and fro.
That's when I realized, they were couples...having intercourse.
My tiny soldier decided to stand at attention, I began to get really into this.