Who Put the X in X-Mas" is Part Seven of the sexual story of my life. "Gobble Gobble" which was posted on 11/21 was Part Six. I am purging my soul. Telling of my past sins is part of my repentance.
Daddy was waiting for me at the front door when I arrived home from college for X-mas break. We hugged and kissed and I started crying.
"Oh Daddy, I missed you so much! I'm so sorry I didn't make it home for Thanksgiving. Gobble, gobble!"
"That's OK, Honey. I understand. With all the snow and everything, I'm glad you didn't risk traveling. I suppose you girls were really bored, being stranded at the sorority house for the holiday."
"Yes, Daddy, it was awful! Just sitting around with nothing to do. I wanted so much to be with you. I even missed Danny."
"Talking about your brother, he has a girlfriend. Her name is Samantha. Well, you'll meet her, but she is gorgeous and a couple years older than Danny. He's been going with her ever since that Halloween party you dropped him and Ryan off at. For the life of me I can't understand what that girl sees in your brother."
I couldn't help my fit of giggling and I had to bite my tongue before I replied. "Danny has a girlfriend? Oh my. Well, he is smart. Maybe he knows something the other guys his age don't." I giggled again and Daddy looked quite puzzled.
"Hey, Daddy, what's up with the Santa suit?" I had noticed it in the downstairs front closet when I hung up my coat.
"I got drafted to play Santa at the company X-Mas party this year. In fact, I have to be there in an hour so I best get going."
Daddy quickly got dressed in his outfit. I was quite impressed. I had the urge to knock his beard off right then and there.
"When you get back, Daddy, will you play Santa with me? Oh please? I'll sit on your lap and tell you what I want."
"Aren't you a little old for that, Honey?"
"What, for lap dancing? Not!" Daddy blushed and we both laughed.
Daddy left for the party and I went upstairs to my bedroom. I was exhausted and shucked off my clothes except for my panties and crawled under the covers for a nap.
I must have been asleep for more than an hour when I heard Danny and Ryan come in the front door. They were talking loudly and making quite a racket. They were talking about sex. What else do teenage dudes talk about?
Ryan was telling Danny that he finally persuaded his new girlfriend, Angela, to suck his cock. He said they watched a porn flick last night and he told her to just do what they were doing in the movie.
"Angela has a lot to learn, Danny, but there is great potential there. She spit it out but I told her if she swallows it next time I'll take her to the mall and buy her a new game for her Sega Dream Cast."
"Hey, good thinking dude. What some girls won't do for a new game. So Angela doesn't play with Barbies anymore? She's moved on to more stimulating toys, like Sega games? And your dick?"
Danny continued once he stopped laughing. "Look dude, you just ain't got the magic touch. It took you a week to get into Angela's pants and another two weeks to get her to blow you. I got to admit, though, she is one little hot number. I wouldn't mind dipping into that myself."
"Hey Danny," Ryan responded, "Anytime you wanna play 'switch the bitch' just say the word. You know I got a thing for Samantha. A big thing. Bigger than yours!"
Ah, teenage boys and their enormous egos. Then they get older and nothing much changes except they put on weight and eventually their hair turns gray.