Dan from next door lived next door. He was bald and butch and had a mustache and a wife called Claire who used to look spectacular some ten years ago, and still acted like she did. Bunny Bone and Cuckold Joe didn't pay much attention to their next door neighbors, they each minded their business and smiled and waved 'hello' when their paths crossed, sometimes without the customary 'how are you' 'fine' 'how bout the weather?' afterward.
But then one day Dan decided to get a new car, a convertible, the kind that catches the eye and looks like it is mocking the super-highway speed-limit even when it's parked. Bunny was out in the yard when he took it home for the first time, and just the sight of it rolling into the next door neighbor's driveway made her nipples hard. She had to go inside and jack herself off on the couch while thinking about Dan from next door, which made her feel slightly uncomfortable.
She got over it, and the next time she saw Dan's wife Claire head off to the store in her electric wife-mobile she put on a cute pink top and headed across the street.
Dan opened the door.
"Hi, it's just me from next door. Bunny. Is your wife in?"
"Er... no, she actually just headed out."
"Oh, OK. It was nothing really. Just tell her I stopped by. Hey, I really like your new car, is it, like, Bugatti?"
"Yeah. Thanks. It's a Bugatti. Drives like a motherfucker. Pardon my French."
"Nice. I always wanted to cruise around in one of those."