After his basketball team's fifth straight win of the evening, at the Vulva Street YMCA. Apollo went over to the bleachers to distribute hugs, kisses and handshakes liberally to the Kama Sutra study group, from his spiritual center, 'The United Ministries of the Insatiable Holy Spirit', who had come to watch him play.
When Apollo was done with his public obligations he headed for the locker room to take a shower. "Excuse me" he said. When he turned the corner at the end of the bleacher, and nearly bumped into the two people standing in the hallway leading to the locker room.
"I'm agent Buster A Nutt, and this is agent Jacqui M Hoff," said agent Nutt, trying to sound authoritative, as they briefly flashed their badges. "FBI, Federal Bureau of Intercourse. We would like to have a word with you."
"He spoke as though he has nuts the size of beach balls," thought Apollo.
"You two look like y'all are right out of the movie, 'Men in Black'," said Apollo, with an amused expression. "And your badges look like gold magnum condom wrappers."
"Oh yeah, I remember that bunch," he thought. "It officially doesn't exist, so I must have seen it in my dreams."
"Aren't y'all connected to that think tank called, 'Everyone Should Live Our Values'? I read some stuff about y'all working for some of the anti sexual freedom groups. Y'all are working for people who want to cock block us all, for their own political gain, aren't you?"
"Obviously this little visit has something to do with my political activism, doesn't it?" What can I do for you lady and gentleman?" He asked the two well over six foot tall agents.
"The President of the United States wants to talk with you," said agent Hoff totally and completely without humor.
Apollo decided to play along, sarcastically asking, "Does he need my help on a legal matter? Does he have some medical concern, or perhaps he's in need of spiritual healing.
"Surely the President hasn't dropped the hammer on some hot piece of ass has he? Is his missus carrying his nuts around in her clutch?"
"You two gotta be kidding me, I need to grab a shower," He side-stepped the agents, and walked toward the locker room.
"We will have to go with you, we can't let you out of our sight until you've seen the President," said agent Hoff. "We have to be sure that you don't bring any type of recording device into the meeting."
Just to yank their chain, Apollo asked no one in particular, "Do I have a choice in the matter?" As he walked into the men's locker room,
Neither agent responded to his inquiry.
"Do I get to drop a deuce in private before I shower?" he asked, first looking at agent Nutt, then at agent Hoff.
Both maintained their blank expressions.
Five minutes later Apollo was sitting in a stall with the door open, doing his business. Of course the fact that he was a doctor, this whole thing of being watched at a private moment didn't faze him.
On the other hand, Constitutional Attorney Apollo Rocket might question whether this episode constituted unlawful search and seizure.
I guess it goes without saying that you two are going to watch me bathe, aren't you?" he asked.
This is part of the job I could do without," said depressed sounding agent Nutt to agent Hoff. "It's not bad enough that I had to watch this guy take a dump, now the fucker is playing with his dick in the shower."
Dude, you have to try this," shouted Apollo over the noise from the spraying water. "Every day when I shower I run hot water on my dick. Then I lather it up good with Bee and Flower Ginseng Soap, and stroke it until it gets hard. Then I let the hot water run on it until it gets soft.
A Hoodoo Witch guaranteed that if I bathe with this soap, my dick would satisfy any woman. Plus, I will keep getting and maintaining erections well into old age."
"Hoff, that fucker is crazy," said agent Nutt, when Apollo walked past the two FBI agents to grab his towel, after taking his shower.
I"I don't know if he's crazy or not, but he has a delicious looking cock," said agent Hoff, as she watched him get dressed.
"Are you serious?" asked agent Nutt, not believing his ears. "First of all, I don't see what's so special about his dick. Shit, my dick is bigger than his.
"Second of all, you don't even like dick, so what are you talking about?" Now he had an annoyed look on his face.
"Men," said agent Hoff, shaking her head dismissively. "Having a big cock isn't everything. You don't know what I like; you just know I won't fuck you.
"Besides, you don't have anything to complain about, I'm the one who was going to have to get the guy hard, so I could see if I'd be effected by his so called magic cock," said agent Hoff, with a look of relief on her face.
"I was going to have to come on to him and fluff him if need be. Thank goodness he saved me from having to do that."
"To bad, I would have loved to watch," said agent Nutt, with a smirk.
"OK, I'm ready. Let's go see the old man," said Apollo, sounding like he was on board with the program now.
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One hour later Apollo was sitting in an unknown location talking on a secure link, and being vetted by some bureaucrat who was so lifeless, Apollo wondered if he was a computer program.
The voice said, "The president is trying to make good on a campaign promise to make unconditional sexual freedom the law of the land.
"The one person standing in his way is the self anointed, High Priestess of all that is moral and good, the Honorable Madame Tatiana A Bisch, or Tite Ass Bitch as we call her in private."
"That is why our newly elected and very progressive, president of the United States sent a personal emissary to see you, with this request from the commander in chief."
At that point the monitor screen went blank. Apollo looked at agent Nutt, than at agent Hoff. Neither agent returned his gaze. "Does this mean you guys, the FBI is now on my side?" asked a suddenly, very confused Apollo Rocket.
"Mr. Rocket, thank you for your time," said the President. "I will get right to the point. My staff tells me you have an extensive background in law, medicine, and spiritual concerns. They also said, you sport a 54 inch vertical and one of the sweetest crossovers since Iverson, on the basketball court. Is that really true?"