Prologue:
A lifelong collector of goods and objects from far and wide has passed and left the entire collection and the business built around them to the only remaining relative, a niece on a career path of her own. Vikki has taken on the task of administering the estate and liquidating the business and collection. However, she has come to find out that many of the goods have been cursed or enchanted with amorous powers that affect those who encounter them. These are the stories of some of those encounters with objects found at Amorous Goods.
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Karen woke up slowly. Her head was a little stuffy, and she thought she had probably drunk one too many strawberry margaritas the previous night. Granted, it had been both Halloween and her fortieth birthday, but still, she felt like she had maybe stepped over a line. She was a respectable person, a history teacher in the local primary school, and it wouldn't do for her to get too carried away.
She stretched and yawned. Her bed was soft and the scent of the laundry softener was floral and familiar. Her body felt stiff, but strangely relaxed at the same time. Had she danced a lot last night? She and Janet had agreed to go to that roadside bar, with line dancing, to celebrate. It was a little too wild for them, because there was that motorcycle gang that occasionally took over the place, but it was the best place to dance around their sleepy little town. Surely one could let go a little for one's fortieth birthday, right?
Maybe she was so sore because she'd worn new shoes. Janet had given her the most beautiful pair of gold embroidered red leather boots for her birthday. She had said she'd bought them at the new shop at Main Street, and they were the only pair, and they were so pretty she would've wanted them for herself, but they were too small for her. Karen had rolled her eyes, and thanked her for being at least the second person she ever thought about. She had put the shoes on, right there at the table at Fred's, deciding to give them a go at the dance floor straight away. Their heels looked just right for it. Funny, she couldn't remember how it had been to actually dance with them.
Her hand touched something. She mapped it with her fingers, and couldn't make sense of it, so she opened her eyes and lifted it up for examination.
It was a leather bag of some sort. She twisted it in her hands. It wasn't a bag, because there weren't any handles to carry it with. There were three holes on one side, positioned to form a triangle, and a short zipper on the other side. She creased her brow. She had never seen this item before, and seeing that she lived alone she had no idea how it could have ended up in her bed.
Karen put it back on the bed and sat up, still yawning. Thank God it was Sunday, and she didn't have to work today. She loved teaching, but the kids could be a handful at times, especially around festivities like Halloween. She was well aware she wasn't a poster girl of authority, and that she constantly struggled to maintain the control of the classroom. She had been a teacher for almost twenty years, and if she had hoped things would improve when she got older, she had been wrong. She sighed, and searched for her fluffy slippers to go to the shower.
She looked at herself in the bathroom mirror and wondered. Maybe she was coming up with a flu or something? She had dark shadows under her eyes, and her face looked pasty and lifeless. Then again, she wasn't a figure of female beauty in the best of days. She was barely five feet tall, and her width was only slightly less than her height. Sometimes she daydreamed of the tall, handsome cowboys that used to go line dancing at Fred's, but she would've looked ridiculous paired with any of them. Not to mention the bikers. Her stomach fluttered at the thought of their wild beards and leather riding gear. No, she shouldn't even think like that, that was too wild for sure.
After the shower she dressed. She put on a dress with a paisley print, one of her favorites, with a fluffy angora cardigan. She wasn't going anywhere today, but she had precious little to dress up to, so she often wore her favorite dresses at home. At work she always dressed more conservatively and discreetly. This was not a sexy outfit per se, but she still didn't consider it conservative enough for work.
Her phone rang, and she picked it up.
"Hi, Janet!"
"Karen! I've been calling over and over! Oh my God, are you alright?"
Janet sounded breathless and horrified, and also something Karen couldn't interpret despite having known her for thirty-eight years. She creased her brow again.
"What are you talking about? I was just waking up, surely you haven't called before? I do have my phone switched on."
She glanced at her cell, and to her amazement, the little green picture of a phone had a number of 27 next to it. 27 missed calls! How was that possible, when she just woke up, and had her phone with her the whole time? She checked to see if the mute switch was on, but it wasn't.
Karen lifted the phone back to her ear. She could hear Janet's agitated blabbering long before she could make out the words.
"Calm down, Janet," she said. "You're not making any sense. Why are you so worked up?"
"And how can you be so calm!" Janet yelled so hard that Karen had to move the phone away from her ear.
"Calm DOWN, Janet," Karen said more sternly. "I don't know what you're on about. I will hang up on you, if you keep yelling like that. You're gonna damage my hearing if you keep it up."
Janet huffed and puffed. "Are you home?" she asked finally. "I'm coming over there. Don't leave."
"Okay, geez," Karen said and rolled her eyes. "Weren't you coming over anyway? I thought we agreed on a movie and pizza today."
Janet drew a deep breath. "Karen. It is Wednesday. Just stay put. I'm coming over."
Janet hung up, and Karen looked at the phone quizzically. This must be some sort of a practical joke, although Janet wasn't one to joke. She was practically the polar opposite of anything humorous. Karen was no prankster herself, but Janet was even stiffer.
The date at the locked screen on her phone said "Wednesday, 4th of November". Karen stared at it. How could Janet have switched the date? This was the most elaborate practical joke she had ever done, for sure.
Karen walked downstairs, stepping over the creaky spots in the wooden stairs with practiced ease. She loved this house, but it was surely old. She considered renovating it at times, but it just seemed so difficult that she kept putting it off. Occasionally, she entertained a daydream or two of the hunky handyman that would come to do it, but that was the furthest she had got to doing anything about it.