How to fuck without saying 'fuck'
Recently here on Literotica, SisterJezabel published a nice story in which she used the term 'cloven inlet' for a woman's vulva. This was a refreshing change from the usual 'pussy,' a word which clearly has been overused in erotic literature. As I looked into the origin of 'cloven inlet,' I was struck with the multitude of synonyms available to the erotic writer for many common words. What follows is an incomplete listing of words or terms which the writer may wish to consider using in place of the more common words. (The writer certainly can explore many more terms for body parts or sexual acts. Simple search engines can turn up dozens if not hundreds of terms.) Many are humorous and may evoke interesting images. Some of these are national, regional or more ethnic in origin and should be used appropriately in any stories. Care should also be taken to match the terminology with the character(s) involved. For example, a sophisticated woman masturbating might be more inclined to say 'having a onesome' than 'hitting the slit'.
Keeping a list such as this readily available may make your writing more intriguing and varied. These terms for anatomy and common sexual activities are listed in no particular order, some with brief annotations.
BREASTS
The girls
The twins
Ta-tas
Boobs/boobies
Bubbies
(Note: women tend to use the above terms, men the terms below.)
Tits/titties
Knockers
Mammaries/Mammary glands
Hooters
Melons
Bazooms
Bazookas
Honkers
Jugs
Udder(s)
White meat (As in chicken breast)
VULVA
-- some terms are used indiscriminately for both vulva and vagina
Pussy, Puss, Kitty
Cooch, coochie, kooch, koochie
Cunt
Cunny -- older term, primarily Br.
Snatch
Twat
Beaver
Bush
Oyster, bearded oyster
Clam, bearded clam
Muff, muffin -- usually ref. to unshaven vulva
Gash, Slit, Crack
Fanny -- Br. term (in USA, fanny refers to buttocks)
Yoni
Punani
Honeypot
Yum yum
Quim -- usually Br. slang
Minge -- usually Br. slang, refers to both hair or vulva
Pink canoe
Taco, pink taco, fish taco, love taco
Promised land
Nirvana
Fur burger, hair burger, hair pie -- ref. to unshaven vulva
Cloven inlet -- archaic
Lady bits
LABIA
Beef flap, beef curtain, meat flap, meat curtain
Camel toe
Lips, love lips, lower lips
CLITORIS
Clit, clitty
Button, pearl, bean
Man in the boat, boy in the boat, little man in a canoe
Happy button, magic button, bliss button, party button, little pink button
Hooded lady
Skittle, sugar plum
VAGINA
Box
Tunnel, tampon tunnel
Love canal, love cave
Glory tunnel
Bat cave
Hot pocket
Vajayjay
Vadge
Front passage
Hole
Cockpit/cock pocket
Cum bucket
Honey pot
ANUS
Asshole
Arsehole (primarily Br.)
Bung hole
Back door/passage/side/alley
Boy pussy/cunt
Man pussy/cunt
Crinkled star
Rosebud
Dirt box
Shitter
Ass cunt
Brown star/spider
Poop chute
