For the first time in years, Randy actually paid attention in class. It wasn't just because he was afraid of getting kicked out of yet another high school; well, he
was
, but the last time had been for pulling the fire alarm before an exam, not for bad grades. It also wasn't because he had suddenly discovered a passion for learning; Randy had seen little in his nineteen years to make him think that school wasn't a corporate scam. He understood that he needed to bite the bullet and get through one more year to earn his GED, but that didn't make him happy about it. No, the thing that held him captivated was Miss Brookland, or more accurately, the way her ample breasts stood out beneath her white button-down as she turned at a profile to write on the chalkboard. Since the day he arrived at Trask Park Girl's School (which was actually just a few days ago, but its a figure of speech), Randy had been quite taken with the tall, buxom and blonde history teacher, even if she was a real bitch about classroom discipline.
Oh yeah, Girl's School. About that part. Randy had mixed feelings about being sent to Trask Park. On the one hand, it was a little embarrassing to admit he was going to an all girl school. After his last expulsion, his parents had sat down with the board representative and struggled for hours to find an alternative. Unfortunately, Trask Park was the only high school left in the district that would make an exception for him, and his mother - no matter how much his father insisted on it - couldn't bear to send her darling son away to a boarding school. So, here we was. But on the other hand, despite the embarrassment and the stares and the no football team and the knowledge that he really wasn't supposed to be here, the eye candy at Trask Park was phenomenal. Randy was confident that with his looks and athletics and devil-may-care aura, he'd be drowning in pussy by the end of the term.
"Pssst," said a voice from his left. He looked up to see Amanda looking insistently at him out of the corner of her eye. Speaking of eye candy, Amanda was wearing her white school blouse in a way that would never be permitted at most places. Unbuttoned and tied together at the chest, it left her flat belly exposed at the bottom and her small - but delightfully perky - cleavage at the top. Since there were (in theory) no boys around, Trask Park let its students get away with a lot on hot days like this one.
"Take this," she mouthed silently at him. With a mischievous smile and wink, she picked up a ball of paper and tossed it to him. Well, that was unexpected. Amanda was one of those mindless, brown-nosing squares who went to church every Sunday and always got perfect grades and saved themselves for marriage (hahaha, he'd disproven more than one of them in that). She was about the last person he'd expect to see passing notes in class.
Well, let's see what she has to say.
He uncrinkled the paper ball and looked. Instead of text, there was a drawing. A crudely-drawn stick figure standing behind a desk, with grotesquely huge breasts and a comically high-strung expression. Randy almost laughed out loud, as much out of shock as amusement. Amanda had seemed like Miss Brookland's adoring little pet; he must have really misjudged her. He looked back at Amanda. She was sitting back at her desk, eyes on the lecture, but just a soft trace of a grin on her thick, glossy lips.
Randy picked up his pen and started writing his own thoughts under the drawing.
I'll bet she uses her panty drawer to keep ice cream frozen. If she wasn't such a-
"Miss Brookland?"
Randy froze, pen still in hand. Amanda had her hand raised. That was hardly unusual, the little know-it-all, but it was also rather unfortunate in this case. Since Amanda sat right across the aisle from Randy, when Miss Brookland's attention shifted to Amanda she was also likely to notice...
"Just a moment, Amanda." Miss Brookland stood to her full, rather impressive height and narrowed her blonde eyebrows. "Randy, can you give me that piece of paper?"
Randy's blood went cold. No no, he wasn't going to get in trouble already, he couldn't. He felt the eyes of the twenty or so girls in the class all fix on him, roasting him from every angle as he met Miss Brookland's gaze. Somehow, the glasses made her hard blue eyes even harder.
"Sorry," Randy said with a self-deprecating chuckle as he absently pushed some chestnut bangs out of his face, "I kinda spaced out, started doodling. I'll throw it away." He started to tear the sheet in half, but she shook her head.
"Hand it to me."
Shit.
"Look, Ma'am," Randy tossed his head to one side, "its really not that interesting." He finished tearing the paper in half and started ripping it smaller.
"
Mr. Randall Klein
, you will give that to me right now!" Her voice had gotten very calm and very dangerous, and its send shivers down his spine. As she spoke, the tall woman strode into the aisle and stood over Randy's desk, holding out a perfectly manicured hand. Randy looked up into her eyes. They were as hard and dangerous as he had ever seen them. Behind her, Amanda's expression was unreadable. Had she realized it was her raising her hand that had gotten Randy caught? Was she feeling sorry now? Would she admit that it was her who drew the picture?
Slowly, Randy handed Miss Brookland the two halves of the note and tried to put on a cool face. The teacher un-wrinkled the two halves and held them together in front of her face. Behind her glasses, her hard, blue eyes widened. Then they narrowed. She crushed the two scraps of paper in her fists and grabbed Randy by the arm.
"Get up!"
The bottom had fallen out of Randy's stomach. His skin was crawling all over as he got to his feet just in time to stop Miss Brookland from tearing his arm off. The teacher turned around and dragged him to the front of the class. Normally, Randy loved walking behind Miss Brookland in the halls and watching her golden braid bounce around behind her head and her big, round ass roll back and forth under her skirt. Right now though, they were the furthest things from his mind. For all her beauty, she was also a big, strong woman, almost taller than Randy, and despite his football muscles Randy wasn't sure he could get free of her if he tried. He gave a desperate, pleading look at Amanda, still sitting at her desk. Amanda was watching the proceedings, wide eyed, with her hands together under her chin. That little bitch! This was all completely her fault, but she wasn't about to step up to the plate for it. Of course, there was nothing Randy could say to Miss Brookland that would be believed. It would be the delinquent's word against Little Miss Perfect's.
Miss Brookland pulled him in front of her desk and threw the bits of scrap paper in the trash before turning to face him again.
"Take off your pants," said Miss Brookland.
Wait, what? Randy thought. "Um...why?"