One evening last May, I came home from work and found a surprising message on my machine. It was Moriah Jacobs, a woman I'd met at a party on New Year's Eve in San Diego. She and I had talked for over an hour and really hit it off. We'd even discussed spanking in a round about sort of way. She gave me her number and I gave her mine. I left a message on her machine a week later but she never called back.
When I called her the next day she told me that she got my message back in January and meant to call back but was in the process of moving and never got around to it. She said she was living in Del Mar and asked if I'd like to come to her place for a Memorial Day barbecue. I accepted her invitation and drove down there on Monday expecting to just drop by for a beer and chat with her for a few minutes and then leave because there would probably be a bunch of people I didn't know there.
When I got to her backyard, I found a grill with steaks cooking on it and a cooler filled with drinks but no other guests. Then Moriah came out in a bathing suit that did wonders for her. She explained that when she said "barbecue" she meant just her, me and a hibachi. We sat and talked around the pool, sipping beer and shooting the breeze. The only thing was, she kept insulting me. I was wearing a Hawaiian print shirt which she made fun of and when I mentioned that I'd gotten a bit lost on the way there, she said that any idiot could find the place. Now, believe it or not, the thought that she was taunting me into taking action didn't even cross my mind. I'm a fairly bright guy, but I can occasionally be quite thick. (Sometimes the hamster falls asleep inside the little wheel in my head.) It wasn't until she mentioned that she knew Traci Hampton that things began to make sense.
I met Traci back when she was nineteen and I was twenty-two. Back then, I fancied myself a rock musician and asked her to appear in a home-made music video I was making because she was a sexy little knockout. Traci and I had a lot of fun together and she simply loved to be spanked. Not very hard, but often, with a lot of role-playing and always as a prelude to sex. All I had to do was scold Traci or threaten her with a spanking and she got hotter than a habanera pepper.
I guess Moriah got tired of hinting around, because she finally just came out and said that Traci had tipped her off about me and my disciplinary games. It was then that I suddenly remembered the details of our conversation on New Year's Eve. Damn! I'd practically promised to take Moriah across my knee and she'd more or less said "Yes, please!" I thought she was only joking!
Needless to say, I felt like a dunce for not acting on New Year's and I wasn't going to let Memorial Day turn out the same way. We decided to put the steaks into the fridge and went into her bedroom. She told me she was a little nervous about getting started and so I decided to take over. I told her to sit down on the bed and listen to me. Then I sat down next to her and told her off.
My speech went like this: