This is pure fantasy as are most of my stories. It could be under taboo/exhibitionism if there was such a category. All characters portrayed are over 18 years old. Self-edited and proofed with the help of software, so if you are nit-picky, it is not for you. Comments on the storyline are always appreciated. _____________________________________________
I love my wife, she and I have been married for almost 20 years, and I would do anything for her. But recently I thought she took things too far, now I am not sure, I will let you decide.
A crazy night started when my friend dropped me home after golf and beer. We take turns driving so one could drink, it was my week to be the drinker and I did. I was pretty fucked up, I was walking but not well enough to carry my clubs, so my friend carried them to the house. I was in rare form at the bar after a good round of golf. I have a special barmaid there, and she and I were flirting, with some touching included. She is in her 20s and hot, at one point she was on my lap, I had a boner from then on. If it would have been closing time instead of early evening I might have ended up with her, it wouldn't be my first cheat.
I made my way through the house, drunk and still with a major hard-on from my encounter with my favorite barmaid. I then found out why my mother-in-law's car was in the drive. I found her and her sister sitting with my wife, drinking. I had not seen my wife's aunt much since our wedding. The dirt on her was that she had never married, and had dated few men, she claimed having a husband to look after was something that never interested her. Some rumors were that she was gay, others said she was just old maid material.
My mother-in-law was a different story, married three times and was a drinker, cheated on the first two husbands, starting with my wife's father. I think she was, and still is just over-sexed. Every time she got loaded around me she would flirt, with her history I never knew if she was serious or just teasing. I think my wife Rita did not care, figured it was innocent play between us. She and I did get along well, I guess I enjoyed fucking with her as well. I usually got the upper hand with her, and it was fun. She got a little too touchy-feely sometimes for me. It was not so bad when we were first married, as she was a smoking hot MILF then. She was very capable of getting me hard back then and often did. She is past that point and is a mature now, not as appealing but to be honest, I find her still quite fuckable.
I had come home sweaty and I guess still hard. Figured I better greet the three of them sitting in the family room. I noticed all three had drinks in their hands. They were dressed casually, but in my horny state, I could not help but check out their big tits. Her family is known for their big tits and they were showing some major cleavage. Her auntie Kate is usually pretty straight-laced, but she seemed to be trying to keep up with the two lushes that were her sister and niece. It surprised me that Kate, her mom's sister even had a drink. Surprised me even more that she was buzzed, all of them were, and I had no idea at that point how buzzed they actually were. They were all giggling so much, so I ask if I interrupted something.
Jean my mother-in-law said, "Rita and I, have talked Kate into her first drink, well drinks to be honest, in years. She had just dropped a bomb on us to get us this way. When you came in the room Rita and I noticed that nice size bulge you had in your shorts. We would have never expected her to even look at it, let alone mention it. But her way of confirming she saw it was to tell us she has not seen an erect penis since she was a teen. It made Rita and I look at your bulge more closely, but also made us all giggle uncontrollably."
I did not know how to respond to that, I did not know if I still had it, I can usually feel a boner, I guess I was too buzzed. I was not going to look down to check and please Mom and Rita though. My mother-in-law said, "Looks like you had a good round, on the course and at the bar, they must have some sexy barmaids. Rita and I could tell by the fact that you stumbled in here with a hardon."
Well, she was right about everything but the golf round, and it was not uncommon for her to fuck with me that way. I usually say something dirty in return for her sexual remarks, I hesitated because Kate was there. But I was kind of drunk, they were buzzed too, including Kate, so I decided to go for it anyway.
"Well, Kate was right on, and you confirmed it Mom. You were on track too, a young barmaid flirted with me like you do, but she is only 20. So unlike my-mother-law, who makes my dick go flaccid, she is responsible for a nice big sweaty, and erect Johnson in these shorts, and the bulge means it wants its freedom. I want to visit with you guys, but I think I better go shower first. If you are still interested in it, after I unleash it, I can take a selfie for you before you cause me to lose it. I will happily text a nice closeup of said boner from knob to balls to you and Kate, Rita sees it all the time."
Wife Rita replied, "It's fine with me, as far as I am concerned the two of them can go with you and see it in person. Hell, they can watch you play with that little wiener of yours in the shower. I have caught you doing that enough times. Every time you come home from a bar that had a hot barmaid, you want to jerk off. Because you know I won't fuck you when you reek of booze and cheap perfume."
I was not surprised by Mom and Rita, or myself, but this conversation was with Kate there. She seemed to be oblivious, and the three of them were giggling out of control, so I just left, grabbed some clean clothes, and headed to the basement shower off the rec room. There was some truth to that statement, the golf course girl did have her hand on my package at one point, she knows how to get big tips. I have to confess I was a little turned on by the encounter. The conversation I had with my wife and guest who all have nice tits contributed as well. I admit that the tits and suggestive conversation had me considering wanking one off while I showered. I didn't but I did take a long shower, running some cool water at the end so I would be flaccid when I returned, and hopefully get my cock off of their minds.
I got out to towel off and dress but found both my towel, my clean clothes, and what I took off missing. I also heard that the giggling that I encountered upstairs was still going on, and must have followed me to the rec room. They were outside of the half-finished bath in the basement. The three of them had followed me down there and were sitting in the rec room in rare form. Her aunt was in the same state of drunkenness as them, something I never witnessed before. I did not know what their game was, but I knew with Mom there, trouble was there.
I stuck my head out of the outer curtain trying not to open it too far. The curtain is the door to the under-construction bathroom, I never got around to finishing the job. There they were sitting on the sofa laughing. I said, "OK, funs over, give me my towel before I come marching out there in my birthday suit. Not sure what you are expecting to see, but you might be disappointed. Mom's harassment likely caused some flaccidity, so come on, now where the fuck are my clothes?"