My apologies for the delay but I've been having trouble getting this past the Literotica Thought Police and this lockdown malarkey seems to have taken up more of my time than it should!
There will be one more chapter ... I promise!
As always your (constructive) comments are always welcome.
LB
Previously
Chapter 17
Alex sat in his car at the exact spot that they had woken up that morning and looked over at the hillside where he thought that the light had appeared the previous night.
He had no idea why he was there and what he expected to see or find. It had seemed like a good idea when he drove away from the hotel and the SatNav behaved impeccably as it navigated back to the spot.
But there was nothing to see even when he had got out of the car to look at the surrounding countryside as best as he could in the dark.
Nothing.
This point on the earth's surface had changed his relationship with his mother forever and there was nothing to show for it ... no marker stone ... no arcane symbol scratched into the road surface ... no visitor centre ... nothing!
Sighing he turned on the car engine as his phone beeped with a message. Well it had to happen soon, Rowan would have worked out he had done a bunk but he hoped she would understand ... how could he look her in the eyes after ... that!
He looked at his phone.
Saskia!
- where are u?
- here
- fck u. where?
- still here
There was no immediate response but he could tell she would be pissed off as she was too much like their mother and needed everything sorted. Eventually the next message arrived.
- why r u there and not here?
Being in a puckish mood he decided to wind it up some more.
- everyone has to be somewhere
There was no message but the phone rang and he decided to answer it even though he had hoped for a few hours of peace.
"Hi Brat."
"What the absolute fuck, Bro? Where are you ... you were seen driving away and Mum is doing a mega-meltdown to end all meltdowns."
Saskia's voice was hushed as though there were people within earshot.
"I'm sorry but that is classified information. I would have to kill you if I tell you."
"Don't be an arse. What happened? One minute she's looking for her darling son like she wants to cover you in chocolate and lick it all off and now she knows you have done a flit she acting like you told her you were gay and want to fuck the pope."
"That's very interesting!"
There was an exasperated pause.
"That's all you have to say on the matter?"
Alex paused as he did need to know whatever story that Rowan was telling.
"OK, I'll bite. What's she saying?"
Saskia didn't know how to answer that as, to be truthful, Rowan wasn't saying very much but certainly acting like the world was just about to end.
"Err ... actually it is the way she's acting rather than what she's saying ... which isn't very much, mainly because she's drinking so much that she doesn't have time to slur anything intelligible. That's so unlike her ... so what did you do?"
Alex paused before deciding that a little bit of truth might be needed so the bigger truth could be hidden.
"She caught me having a titty fuck from Emma and went off on one."
"Yeah ... yeah ... old news ... Emma said as much."
"OK, well, that's about it, then."
"No, Bro, it isn't. It doesn't explain how your ... umm ... jizz ... ended up on the dress that Mum has borrowed from me and by the way, you owe me for the dry-cleaning .... also ... before you give me the same bullshit that Mum did, Emma has already said that you defo didn't come anytime she was there."
'Fuck!'
Chapter 18
There was an awkward pause as Alex struggled to come up with an answer that would protect the innocent ... not that there were any really innocent parties in this.
"Well, I'm waiting?"
'
Christ, she sounds just like Mum ... but then she looks so much like her too ... tall ... lithe ... sexy ... FUCKKKK! Stop it! Answer ... now ... before ... '
"Umm ... I am so shocked and confused by the question that I'm struggling to formulate a response. Firstly ... how do you know it is ... umm ... err ... jizz ... to use your indelicate expression and secondly ... how do you know it's mine?"
Alex felt more confident as he expanded on his answer but that was short-lived.
"Well, I think I've seen, tasted and smelt enough come in my time to make an educated guess as to what the substance was and you were the only one waving their cock around anywhere near her ... unless you are suggesting that she found some other guy to jizz all over her ...?"
Zing!
"Umm ... what has Mum said?"
"Nothing ... I ... err .. haven't asked her."
"Oh ... so you feel happy to accuse me of something pretty gross and not her. Bit one-sided approach isn't it?"
"Don't be an arse, Alex. It is not something one can ask Mother is it ... not without getting a complete tongue lashing ...
how dare you ... what are you implying ... how would I know how that disgusting stuff got there ... ask your brother he was waving his cock about in my presence ... dirty boy ... S
ee what I mean?"
Alex chuckled at the excellent parody of Rowan.
"I'm not sure that she would talk about me waving my '
cock'
about. She doesn't use language like that."
The tension in Saskia's voice dropped as she too chuckled.
"I don't know, though. She's certainly been using a much richer vocabulary today ... in fact she's been very strange since you two pitched up this morning ... almost like she's a different person ... come to that, you've been a bit weird too ... what was that with the reaction to the way she looked ... I know she looked hot but you started to get a chubby over her ... "
Alex didn't want the conversation to get into the ...
what actually happened between you two? ...
territory so decided that another partial truth may be the only way out.
"Yeah, well, we'll leave that to one side but she's not that different as she didn't take kindly when I splooged all over her dress ..."
Saskia's indrawn breath was audible over the phone.
"So it was you ... I was starting to get worried that she had hooked up with someone else ... nah ... what was I thinking ... Mrs. Prim and Proper doing the naughties with someone else ... never gonna happen ... "
Alex had two emotions at that point ... a sudden surge of jealousy at the thought of Rowan with another guy but stamped that down with a sense of triumph that she had done the
naughties ... with her own son ... twice!
He coughed embarrassedly and put on a contrite voice.
"Yeah ... well ... Emma's titty fuck was very good (
LIAR!)
and Mum arrived just at the ... err ... wrong moment ... and got caught in the cross fire as Emma left hurriedly ... big row ensued ... umm ... she bitch-slapped me ... I left ... couldn't stand being near her any longer
(BIG FUCKING LIAR!)
... sorry ... I will pay for the dry cleaning."