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I want sex. After graduation everybody I was friends with went somewhere. College, military, jobs, somewhere. I stayed home. It isn't that big of a town but I wanted to stay here. I have a job that pays me a whole pot full of money every week although I'm only paid once a month. I'm saving my money so I can buy a house, paid in full. Life is good. Sex is bad. I started evaluating my chances by making a list of who was available. Single, then married. Nothing of import, nobody got my panties in an uproar. Inevitable, eventually, ultimately, foreseeably, unavoidably, necessarily, and finally, I arrived at dad.
Dad gets my panties in an uproar. I think it's because his backend swings around like a duck walks when he's cutting the grass and I can watch him out the kitchen window with the bird binoculars. He grabs himself at least seven times cutting the grass on average. Sometimes he pulls them one way sideways then the other. He pulls them right out, probably seeing if he's gotten longer and dad is nice and long. Of course there are those times I'm especially waiting for. Sometimes he grabs his whole thing and serenely pulls straight up and lets everything go and they flop back down and bounce and he tilts his hips forward and back. That gets my panties in an uproar. I just know when he does that he's thinking of tilting right into me. My dad wants me. He just doesn't know it yet.
I was feverishly scheming about how to let him know and the answer popped right into my head. Let mom give him to me. I myself don't have a lot of experience in this. My brother and I were kept conveniently apart and now he's gone to college. Mom and I have one of those kinds of relationships where we can talk about personal stuff just a little bit. We more or less throw out catch words to get our point across. We were at the mall theatre watching that ice movie. It wasn't all that dark. We were sitting more or less alone, it not being crowded, and could whisper talk.
I said, "What do you think about those personal things women get sometimes? You know, the little electric things, those."
Mom looked at me a moment. I kept watching the movie. "Lora, it's a personal item so I guess it all depends on the person getting it. I think they have their uses."
That didn't quite answer what I asked. I was trying to figure out how else to ask it and mom said, "I have one."
This time I looked at mom then back at the movie. "I didn't know you had one. How long have you had it? Do you use it? Does dad know you have one? You never told me you had one."
"Lora," she said. "Somebody's going to hear you." She paused a moment and said, "Yes I use it and yes your dad knows and it's a personal thing so that's why I never said anything about it. Why are you asking? Are you thinking about getting one?"
All of a sudden my mom and I were right on the outside fringes of a conversation unmistakably about sex things. This was historic. I talk about sex with a couple of my friends and one of them lets me use her tablet overnight so I can look at stuff on the internet. Her mom doesn't care in case it's noticed. After graduation from school one of them moved away so I don't have a lot of paths left.
"I was," I said. "I'm kind of trying to find out what. Which one or what kind."
"Well, I actually have two," she said. "One is called a silver bullet. I'll show you. The other one is different. I'll show you. That should give you some idea."
She has two. My mom has two. She never said. Why would she. We watched the movie. When we got home we didn't talk about it. Mom went to bed. Later dad went to bed and I went upstairs. I got changed and almost right away mom came upstairs and took me in my bathroom. She showed me one that was small like an elongated egg. The silver bullet. The other one was about 5 inches long and not that wide, 1 and a half inches across or so. She turned each one on and turned them up and down and showed me how they worked. We were sitting on the side of the bath tub.
She said, "Would you like one of these? The longer one you can get bigger and longer. Of course they have many kinds of each as you can image."
"I don't know if I should ask the questions I'm thinking," I said. "If you have them they must be ok for you. I would like to have both. Dad doesn't mind? I mean, you using them."
I think that was crunch time for mom, giving up some of her privacy about sex even to her daughter. She blinked a few times and when she started she couldn't stop.
"Your dad knows I have these," she said. "He not only doesn't mind but loves it when I do. He's a happy man watching his wife have an orgasm by herself. He pulls the covers down and sometimes, uh, you'll just have to imagine what he does. It helps me and it helps us. It's not an either/or type of thing. It all works together is what I'm trying to say."
"Thanks mom," I said. "I get the feeling that wasn't easy to say. Thanks. What should I do now?"
"Nothing," she said. "I'll get them. It'll take a couple or three days. Maybe less. Lora, what about your hymen? For the longer one. Do you need to address that with you doctor or something?"
"I'm not sure I'll be using that one yet," I said. "My hymen is gone with the wind. Probably when I was running track. Do I need to check out how with these somewhere?"
"No," she said. "You can come over and I'll show you after they get here. We have to clean them with alcohol really good before. And after, each time."
"You mean over with you," I said. "In bed. What about dad?"
"Well, we can do that before he comes to bed," she said, "but Lora, you're a grown woman. Seth is a grown man. He understands these things. If you really don't want him there we can skip that and do it another way but it might be a good experience."
"It's not that I don't want him there, I don't want to cause a problem between you and dad. Do you think he would hate me getting between you two? Doing sex things. I don't want to cause him not being able to use your own bed."
"I appreciate that Lora," she said. "It won't be a problem. I'll have a word with him. He might be fine with it and of course I don't mind. Let's see what he says. Don't let it bother you right now."
I absolutely could not believe my luck. It couldn't have gone better with mom if I had written a script. The next Saturday I was out shopping in the afternoon. When I got home mom was smiling. I smiled and she shook her head up and down. They were here. In the house.
Mom said, "If it's ok I'll show you how to clean them. Come over to our bathroom after you're ready for bed. Is that ok? I talked with Seth and he seems to think we could at least give it a try for you, I mean with you, and go from there. You know he doesn't invade a ladies' privacy uninvited. Lora, talk with your dad when you get there. Get him comfortable, hold his hand or something. Not too much, it'll look fake. Give him a kissy, be friendly. You'll probably need to settle down too."
"Good idea," I said. "I'll do my best. Don't leave me alone."
I didn't know if we were actually going to use them or not so I freshened up more and changed into bed clothes, cotton top and long bottoms, and sat on my bed going crazy waiting. I had on pants and a sleep bra. It was only a few minutes actually. The last few days my head was filled with dad going to be there. I thought the first time it would just be me and mom. I was worried about me making a fool out of myself. I have orgasms all the time. It's a lot of work. I didn't want to look like an idiot or stupid or 'what is she doing now' sort of thing. I was hoping mom was going to show me how. I wanted dad there but not this early, later, after we settled down with it and I could get my plan working. I knew about vibrators and what to do with them I just hadn't ever actually done it.
The light switch in their bathroom is a little loud. It's a replacement. I can hear it up here so I knew they were getting in bed or mom was. Dad was always in first by about half an hour. I waited a few minutes after the second click and went down. Their bed lights were on. Mom took me into their bathroom and we got the vibrators out and opened them up. Mom showed me how to clean them with alcohol and wash and dry them being sure not to get water in where the batteries are. She got a tube of lube out and explained about where to and how much to use and if I wanted, on the vibrators too. It was a 'duh' moment but not a peep from me.
Dad was on this side and mom on the other and a blank pillow in the middle. I wondered where I would be. Maybe my hint worked. Dad would be right there at me. The bed is really big. Mom was smiling and motioning me over and on. I got on and climbed up to the pillow and turned towards mom.