You know how when you wake up in a strange place to strange sounds it takes you a while to get oriented? I couldn't tell if it was a bell to change classes, a phone or an alarm clock, or what. On about the third ring, the third after I woke up, I realized it was the phone and reached across Jim to answer it. Poor guy, he was sound asleep.
"Hello." I was expecting Mom or Dad.
"Hey there! Did I wake you?"
"Um, er, yeah, kinda." I had no idea who it was.
"I guess you went to bed early. This is Christine."
I could hear other sounds in the background. "Yeah? What's going on?"
"Um, if you wanna go back to sleep we can talk tomorrow."
"No, it's OK." Jim was waking up, both his eyes and his dick! "It's Christine." I told him and, still lying on top of him, I gave him a kiss on the mouth. "What's going on, babe?"
"Well, we're having a party. You wanna come?"
"Hold on." Laying the phone aside, "She's inviting us to a party, you wanna go?"
"Um, now?" He was rubbing his eyes. "Do I have time to shower?"
She heard him and I held the phone so we both could hear her. "Tell your boyfriend it's a come as you are party."
"Um, I've heard of those but what is it?"
"It's where you have to come just exactly as you are right now. You can't shower, change or anything."
"No way. We'd get arrested leaving the hotel!" He started thinking. "Who all is there?"
"And what is everyone wearing?" I had some questions, too. "See, we're in bed and we're, um, kinda naked."
"Kewl! Even better! I tell you what. There's a rule that let's you put on one piece of clothing or something but just til you get here. That way you won't get in trouble. You can use the robes in the closet if you want."
"But we don't have a car or anything. Where is the party?"
"It's only a few blocks away, at my house. Don't worry, my parents are here and they're OK with it. Go downstairs and ask the night bell captain and he'll give you directions or you can have him call a cab and ask for Marty."
"See you in a bit." This was wild. I'd never been to anything like this before. She gave me the address so I could leave a note for Mom and Dad. Now all I had to do was think of what to wear. I figured since it was warm outside, and we're not supposed to dress up, I'd wear Jim's tee. It would keep me decent, barely, through the lobby. Jim slipped into a pair of boxers that could pass for swim trunks.
The bell captain, when we told him where we were going, took one look at me and gave Jim a wink. He then suggested we take a cab over and called for Marty. Marty was not like we expected -- she was Hot! The bell captain told her to take us to Christine's and she knew exactly where to go. Dropping us off she said to go around back to the guest house and that she would be there after she got off in a few hours.
The door was wide open and Christine met us as we walked in. It seems everyone at the hotel was friends. Actually, everyone that worked anywhere on hotel strip was friends. There were about twenty people, dressed in anything from dressy casual (they got the call when they were at another party) to nothing (and I mean nothing, they were in bed, too, but not asleep). They have these impromptu parties anywhere from once/month to every quarter but you never know where or when.
"Were you wearing that when I called or were you really naked?"
Dave blushed a little and I did, too. "Um, we were naked."
"Well, take it off! That's the rule." She hesitated a second. "But, if you want we can bend it this time for you."
We slipped our sandals off. "Well, I guess we're not the only ones." I unbuttoned Jim's shorts and he helped me slip out of the tee. We left the clothes with my purse by the door. It seems one of the other couples drove over naked!
Christine gave me and Jim a couple tall glasses of this awesome rum punch. It had just about every kind of fruit liquor in it and rum, of course, and Sprite and a little ginger ale for a base. I could live on this!
"You sure got burned today. I'm surprised Dave didn't remind you to put on a lot of lotion." Christine looked across the room as she said that and there was Dave making out with the girl from the front desk that checked us in.
"No, it's OK." I pushed on my boob making it turn white and then red. "It really doesn't hurt at all. And, he did remind us. It's just I brought a bottle of 15 instead of 30 and this was my first time out this year. I think maybe your aloe is helping it heal fast"
"Yeah. Did you use it?"
"Oh, wow! That stuff was intense. It's not like any aloe I've ever had before. Not even the real stuff from the plant."
"Yeah, it's pretty good! Did you, um, use it everywhere?"
"Oh yeah! I had like the most intense Orgasm! I couldn't help it. What's in it?"
"Something from the islands. You don't even have to use as much. Dave told us he loves your bare mound."
"Y'all don't have any secrets around here at all, do you!"
"Well, we enjoy seeing all the guests and trying to figure out about them. Tell me, how do you keep it so smooth?"
"Um," this was weird, I'd never really talked about shaving my pussy before, at least not with a stranger. "I used to shave and I even waxed. Ya know how you get those red bumps sometimes or, except for the first day or so, there's always some stubble?"
"Yeah, that's what I mean."
Jim was watching one of the restaurant hostesses give the room service guy a lap dance except they are both naked and I think his dick wasn't trapped between them.
"Well, I got tired of that and I didn't like my skin being darker there because of the roots. So I had it all zapped off."
"Electrolysis?"
"Yeah, the laser got it all and I never have to worry about it anymore." I rubbed the side of my mound a little and then rubbed Jim just beside his dick. "It's awesome how smooth it is."
"May I?" Christine felt my pussy and I immediately shivered and got goose bumps. "God, your skin's so soft and smooth." She pulled up her skirt and revealed her bare pussy. "I just shaved this afternoon but it's not as soft as yours." Then she felt Jim's balls.
"That's because of all the hair and the roots that are under the surface. When Jen started having hers done I decided I had to do mine, too."
"Wow! Y'all are hot together! I don't know if a guy would let someone zap his balls for me."
"Oh, this is the new kind of procedure. They use a laser."
"Does it hurt?" She was wearing a floral print, obviously a uniform, with a pin that said Barbara, Manager.
"Oh, yeah!" Jim kinda winced remembering the ordeal. "They say I'll experience slight discomfort. Ha ha!"
"Oh, yeah it hurts, but have you waxed yourself there? Or plucked?"
A few people were nodding. Some of them were bare and this one girl had some bumps.
"Well, this is kinda like waxing three times all at once. The good part is I never have to do anything again and it's always going to feel like this."
That must've been an invitation because there were at least 6-7 hands rubbing on my pussy and Jim's balls. He was immediately hard and leaking pre-cum. His dick was jumping each time someone touched it. "Um, y'all be careful or we'll have a mess here." I'd seen girls give him enough oral and hand jobs that I knew what would happen.
"Do your parents know you did that? It had to be expensive"