Picture me for a second. 6'1" 250lbs. Now imagine my job. I bet you thought of something like being a football player, or unloading shipments of stuff. Nope. First year out of high school and I didn't go to college. I decided to take a year off. I also didn't have a job.
So sometime in March, I was talking to a friend who joked that they were "so broke they were about to apply to be the Easter bunny at the mall" I cracked up and laughed at it. Except I soon realized, I am broke, and I'd be the Easter bunny. It seems like an easy enough job. Wave and take pictures with kids right? Done deal. But it was a little embarrassing that I would apply for a job like that. So if I was gonna apply, no one could know, family, friends, even acquaintances, I was praying that the bunny helpers were people I didn't know. So, not expecting much back, I went ahead and applied. Lo and behold, they hired me. Some shitty wage like 9$ an hour. I met with the lady in charge and she had me try on the Easter bunny outfit and she was in love. Whatever. It was a job.
First day was easy enough. Not everyone knew that the bunny was a thing just yet, so in my seven and a half hour shift I only had like 10 kids and a few older people, that liked holiday cheer, stop by. I started at 10am and around 1pm we had a break so that I could take the suit off and get some air. It was so hot. I had thirty minutes to cool down then it was back on with the bunny suit. I continued on, but by 3pm I was overheated. We took a quick break and I said that there was no way in hell I could go on. They had another kid that was helping out with the photos, and he was willing to switch out with me. So I had to cut my shift early and leave at 3. Fine by me, even though it was only a few people I was exhausted.
My second day I came in at 10am again, however the person in charge said she changed my schedule so that I would only have to work till 3 again. Music to my ears. This day was brutal. BRUTAL. Everyone knew the bunny was there, so everyone wanted photos. By the time my break came at 1, I must have posed with at least 100 kids. Some of them were heavy, too. Some of them just wanted to come in and visit the bunny, not even take a picture. So for an awkward 20 seconds I just wave at them before a helper shoos them away. I'm not allowed to talk, so I can't ask them what they want for Easter so it's just waving hand gestures. I couldn't wait for 3 o'clock.
Around 2:30 I was swamped. I sweated my way through the clothes I had on underneath the suit. The helpers were trying to move as fast as they could, kids would come in, pose, we'd take a few photos and then the next kid would come in, I had no time to even look at these people. The fact that I constantly had kids crowding me made me a million times hotter in the damn suit.
Just as I was reaching an early grave I took a look at the next group of people that came for a photo. My older sister, and her two friends, one a guy and one a girl. Fuck. She must have found out I was the bunny! Naturally, I just sat and waited for her to mention that she wanted a photo with her brother, but she didn't, she was oblivious that it was me! Just an odd stroke of luck that she came with only a few minutes left in my shift. So she and her friend, Amanda, I believe we're trying to figure out where to sit Frankie, the guy with them. I motioned for Frankie to sit on my lap and my sister and Amanda cheered him on.
"Come on sit on the bunny's lap," my sister said.
"No, come on." he sat next to me, "there are two beautiful ladies bunny, let them sit on your lap."
A moment later my sister and Amanda plopped down on my lap, and I didn't notice until now, but my sisters ass was probably the firmest and plumpest I've ever felt. We took a few photos and then the helpers asked someone to come and take a look at the photos to make sure they were good, so Amanda got up to take a look, but my sister just stayed put. To my surprise, she started grinding her ass against me! Who knew that my sister was such a tease! It's obvious that I had a tent, but my sister was the only one to notice. She saw it, then looked right into the bunny mask and smiled.
"Whoops! Sorry about that mister bunny, guess I just get excited sometimes."
Amanda gave the thumbs up that the photos were good, and my sister hopped off my lap to leave. As she stepped away, I grabbed her hand and she turned around, there was just a moment of silence as she looked at the bunny mask and I looked at her. She leaned in and quietly said "What time do you get off?"
For the first time, I spoke, in almost a whisper, I said "Now. I'll be leaving through the silver doors down the hall."
My sister winked, then headed off with her friends. What the fuck was I thinking? I was acting like I was gonna fuck my sister, let alone like she was gonna fuck me. She was probably only being a tease and nothing more. I felt a little bit ashamed. Someone put the break room keys in my hand and I started off. On my way to the break room I saw the other bunny emerge from the silver doors and I gave a little wave.
The silver doors led to a hallway, where at the end of the hallway you emerge on the outside of the mall, then you walk outside and then come across several more doors, some loading docks and some boiler rooms, then finally you come across the break room. So it's a bit of a walk.
I opened the silver doors and started down the hallway when my sister jumped out from behind a large crate with some boxes secured on it.
"Hiya!"
I was surprised, I still had on my bunny mask, but if I didn't, she would've seen the look on my face.
"I almost thought you were that other bunny that walked by but I figured there was no way you could've made it down here and come in from the other end of the hallway before I could."
I tried to make my voice sound deeper "Where are your friends?"
"I told them I had to do something and they left."
She came over to me and begin to lift off my helmet.
