About a month ago, my wife and I were in a hotel room in Baltimore trying on our wedding attire. It was the night before her twin brother Thor was to be married. Sunshine, my wife, finally agreed to be one of Cindy's bride's maids after making many trips to Baltimore where they live to visit and get to know her. She and Cindy had actually developed a sense of mutual respect for one another, despite the fact that they were polar opposites in just about every conceivable category.
Birkenstocks, baggie jeans, khakis, sweat pants, flannel shirts, bulky cable-knit sweaters, baseball caps, and page-boy haircuts are the only things that have been associated with my wife for the three years that I've known her, two of them married. I met her senior year in college. She was a geology and environmental engineering major, and her twin was in the education program. During their senior year in high school their parents had been taken from them tragically on New Years' Day by a drunk driver. Sunshine and Thor inherited the family business, a garden center, and decided to continue running the business while they went to college locally. They didn't have to worry about room and board, and the money they made in the garden business paid for their tuition. Their parents would have been proud of them.
Thor and Sunshine were born to a couple of hippies in the early 70's. You couldn't find two more ecologically friendly people if you tried. Thor was forty-seven minutes older than his twin sister, and the two are amazingly identical. Both have this strong-jawed square face with high cheek bones and a dimple in the middle of the chin. I can't tell if Thor is a beautiful man or if Sunshine is a handsome woman.
Having no other family, no uncles, cousins, or grandparents, Thor and Sunshine had to literally fend for themselves. I was evaluated with a great deal of scrutiny by Thor when I met, fell in love with, and asked to marry Sunshine. Eventually, Thor and I became good friends.
So anyway, Sunshine was looking in her closet at her dress draped in wispy clear plastic and thinking about her big brother finally getting hitched. I said, "You seem worried that Thor may be making a mistake."
"It's not that, it's...well..." She never finished her sentence. I continued tying my bowtie while looking at her reflection through the mirror. Finally, she shifted all her weight to her other foot, propped her hand on her hip, cocked her head to the side and looked back at me through the mirror.
"Do you know where we went today, I mean 'we', as in the bridesmaids?" she said.
I had no idea. The "groomsmen," "ushers," whatever you call them, had played golf all morning and had spent the afternoon at the 19th hole until it was time to go back to the hotel for a quick nap before the rehearsal dinner.
"We went to a spa!"
"A spa," I said with the same astonishment in my voice, though I was mocking her.
"No really, a spa!" she said again as if it were the strangest thing.
Well, in reality, it was strange for her. For all intents and purposes, Sunshine had become a hippie herself. When we were married, it was a civil service. Sunshine wore this white peasant smock, and she had a crown of daises and baby's breath in her hair, Birkenstocks on her feet. We took the subway downtown to the court house and had the justice of the peace marry us. Twenty-five bucks. Thor and Cindy's wedding, however was going to be a posh, upper-crust affair.
"Hey, they did your nails!" I said, finally noticing the subtle changes that marked the beginning of her transformation. "And they did your toenails too!"
I had to turn around and take a better look at my wife. She stood there with just a towel wrapped around her. Her page boy haircut had been shortened, and the ends were trimmed evenly in an arching line just below the base of her skull. Her eyebrows had even been shaped. She was beautiful, alluring. She turned back to the closet to pull out the bridesmaid dress they'd given her, and her hair danced magically back into place.
Though already married, it seemed only proper to include us in the wedding party, as we were the only family that Thor really had. Both sides of the aisle could therefore be filled with a variety of relatives from Cindy's huge and very rich clan.
"Wait 'til you see the dress they want me to wear," she said, ripping away the plastic and letting it float to the floor.
The dress was a short cocktail dress with spaghetti straps. It was made out of this beautiful sea-foam green material that had a slight shimmer to it. It looked more like a really long camisole. A pair of pumps of the same color was in another plastic bag that hung from the same hanger. Stapled to the white paper that enveloped the hanger was yet another plastic bag. It looked like a dress repair kit, complete with some additional spaghetti strap and a small piece of the green material for repairs.
"Look how short it is!" she exclaimed, holding it up in front of her.
"Wow! Now that's a pretty awesome color green," I said. "I've seen this new Volkswagen around town in that same color!"
"Jay!" Her tone drew me back on point. "I'm wearing more with this towel than I will be when I put this dress on."
I looked at the towel. She had a point there. I smiled. She fought to maintain a look of worry and concern, but as she turned away I thought I saw the hint of a smile on her face as well.
"Here, come help me," she said as she hung the dress on the back of the bathroom door.
She turned to face me. One pull on the corner of the towel tucked into her cleavage, and the whole thing fell away. The thick and heavy material of the hotel's towel dragged roughly over her nipples, making them bend briefly toward the floor only to bounce back up once the towel had slid past them. Her breasts looked so delicious. They're a little too big to comfortably fit a C-cup, and not quite big enough to properly fill up a D-cup. This may be the result of their superbly exaggerated shapes. Each breast is like three separate units. The majority of each breast is perfectly rounded and low hanging. But the areolas are so large and so puffy that they sit atop her breasts like a naughty after-thought. Top it off with nipples that always seem to be hard and you have a most delectable breast. I have no doubt that if she were to enter her breasts in a wet t-shirt contest, she'd win hands down.
In my opinion, the shape of a woman's body is breathtaking. It's the curves. My eyes traveled all over her body. Everywhere I looked I saw nothing but beautiful, flawless skin. Then I saw something I don't think I'd ever seen in real life. My wife's pussy was completely bald. Not a hair anywhere. It was beautiful, absolutely beautiful. I hadn't realized what a fat pussy she had until this unveiling. It was like it had been squeezed into place, there, between the plump portions of her upper thighs, just in front of her lower butt cheeks. The thick, wrinkled ridges of her inner lips looked as if they were forced to remain outside of her meaty pussy because there was just no more room left for them inside.
"Wow," I said as I took a knee on the carpet in front of her to get a closer look. "Did the spa do that?"
"You like?" she asked, spreading her legs some more. My hands caressed her hips as I turned her this way and that admiring the view. I leaned forward and gently kissed the puffy mound above her slit. She cooed.
"Yes, very much," I said, looking up at her through dangling breasts. I leaned forward again and touched the tip of my tongue against the smooth, pink pearl of her clit, peeking out from under its clitoral hood.
"Stop that. You'll make me wet," she said jerking her hips back and twisting away from me.
I stood and rearranged my underwear to better accommodate my hardening cock. She pulled the plastic bag with the dress repair kit from the hanger and ripped it open. Then she began to step into what I now realized was a micro G-string. She pulled the garment up her thighs and over her hips until the triangular piece of material wedged itself between her upper thigh and her plump pussy. She carefully untwisted the strings so that they followed the contours of her hips perfectly.
"Turn around," I said to make sure the back was even.
This was not a T-back G-string where the thong that comes up between her ass cheeks meets the waistband at a 'T' in the small of her back. No, this was one of those G-strings where the waistband follows the contours of her hips and buttocks, disappearing into the crack of her ass to connect to the thong portion somewhere deep within the cheeks of her buttocks. She turned back around to face me, her fingers pulling the tiny triangle of material into place over her pussy.