[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; STORIES HAVE A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED; HERE BE DRAGONS]
Warning: humans confront wild animals in this story. The score is wild animals 1, humans 0.
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For once, I did something right. This vacation proved it. Here we were on an exotic island resort, all expenses paid by my wife's trust fund, our beautiful daughter with us, who just turned 18. As happened for the 1st two mornings we were here, our breakfast was brought to us, fresh and hot, by boat, coming right up to our patio. My wife Beulah complained about everything, but even she couldn't muster a 'discouraging word' about our present digs. My finally turned-18 daughter Ellen had that usual 'do we HAVE to?' attitude that teens have, but she liked breakfast in pajamas only inches above the lagoon's warm waters.
We have to flashback 18 years to fill in the story. One of my friends from college had turned me on to this unmarried daughter of the richest dude in our state. He said that if I married her, I would get their family fortune. The only problem, he said, was 'the curse' that came with it. The curse, of course, was Beulah, the daughter I'd have to marry.
Well, I wasn't proud. I proposed.
Unfortunately, she said yes.
Our spectacular wedding had everyone who was anyone attending. It was fantastic, except for the wedding night. What was that old joke about the man who marries older women for money: "God, I should have seen her naked first!" God in heaven, you never saw a man so determined to keep a romantic low light hotel room as me. At the end of the night, it was ME that had the headache. I had to come up with lots more excuses over the years. During one of my 'migraine' spells, Beulah asked me what I thought about having children.
I thought she meant she and me doing it! The mere thought of that made me ill. I was about to scream "NO F-CKING WAY!!" when providence, sheer providence stepped in.
Beulah said: "I know you'd be upset if something as trivial as a pregnancy ruined my fabulous figure, so my thinking is, we will hire a surrogate mother. We will use the finest fertility clinic which will prep your worthless seed into something useful, then do in vivo, in vitro, whatever they do these days."
I was thinking: "Well, I did want a family, and this DOES completely avoid my wicked witch of the west...that sounds okay." I told her it was cool.
Beulah had her attorney find someone via the clinic. It was all set up. I was to take two checks from Beulah from her trust fund; $5,000 cash for the surrogate and $5,000 cash to the clinic (tax reasons). Again, I said cool and took over.
It occurred to me that I could cash both checks, made to bearer. I would hold $5,000 for the surrogate but hold back the clinic. If I was lucky, I could do this the old fashioned pre-clinic way, and pocket the $5,000 (she kept me on a low allowance.)
I went to my bank, got two lovely bundles of 50 hundred dollar bills. Loverly. Then I went calling to the surrogate. Shannon was a sturdy mom, with four of her own. An Irish lass of say 34, she still had the Emerald Isle look, with wavy sandy hair, a fair complexion, and freckles everywhere.
Shannon was now divorced and needed the money. Beulah had strong-armed her insurance company to cover this 'arrangement'...I wonder how she'd feel if she (Beulah) knew the REAL arrangement. I broached the idea to Shannon: for an extra $1,000, we (i.e. me) would feel better if we had a traditional impregnation and not a cold, sterile, clinical one. I figured that even a measly $1,000 would do the trick, judging from the state of repair of the house. I was right. Before you get mad at me, let me tell you: I ended up giving them their $5,000 and ALL of the other $5,000 too! Perhaps even a little more if you can wait a little.
Shannon dumped her smaller children next door for the night. Her 18 year old daughter was out on a hot date. So, there I was on Shannon's well-worn bed, wondering what would be emerging from the modest bathroom. I was utterly shocked when she emerged, touchingly, in her white dress from her wedding. Her divorce still burned in her mind, especially the duplicity of her two-timing ex-husband. She wanted to recapture the magic.
I came up to her. I picked her up and carried her to the bed. Out of all proportion to the event, to the evening, to the arrangement, she started sobbing. Not knowing how to carry on, I just proceeded to disrobe myself and her. Soon we were holding hands at the foot of the bed. She was petite and looked exactly like that workout diva, Denise Austin, except with Irish locks and freckles. Just as she was taking my impressive ten inch cock in hand, who should barge in without knocking? Why, it was only Anna, her 18 year old daughter, back from a bad date.
Anna: "What's going on here? Are you planning on fucking my mom? This is an iffy time, you might become a proud daddy. Are you going to 'man up' if that happens, punk?"
Shannon: "Lay off, bitch. He's going to ante up $6,000 for the privilege of Irishing up me coffee. And you know how much this means to me!"
Completely unexpected, completely 'off script', it happened...
Anna leaves the doorway and returns, 3 minutes later...IN THE NUDE!! I was so stunned that she did that AND that she had a perfect (gymnast's as it turned out) figure, that I coldly, cruelly, incredibly, turned to look, leaving Shannon turning beet red.
Anna: "What's your name, oh, Carl. Well, Carl, if you give ME that money, and maybe a tip, say $10,000 total, I will do this for you. As you can see (she did a handstand, then pushups in the handstand!), I'm bigger, stronger, healthier, and sexier than my little mousy mom. Since I'm only 18, I'm probably more fertile too. So, do we have a deal?"
It was unbelievably cold, callous, unthinking, uncaring, brutish, selfish (you can keep going, there's a thesaurus on line) of me, but with not a word of apology, I zoomed out of that room.
Anna's room was creepy. I mean, there were teddy bears, hello kitty gear, jelly shoes, and a skateboard. I HAD to do it. I actually asked for ID, standing there in her room! Well, her license was real (magnetic ribbon) and verified 18. At that instant, I got bone hard. It didn't even bother me to my amazement that her mother camped out right by the door. She set up a folding chair, brought out a little VHS camcorder (from the Cretaceous period?), and started recording the voluntary and enthusiastic deflowering of her daughter.
For all I knew, that film would appear on YouTube or the Tonight Show by next week. I didn't care. I had a job to do.
She asked me to help clear her bed. While she lovingly put teddy numbers 1, 2, and 3 onto her dresser, I was chucking teddy numbers 4, 5, and 6 against the wall. All clear!
Figuring her as the athlete in this house at this time, I chose discretion and lay down, awaiting her assault. Sure enough, she jumped on me like she was jumping on a horse. Next, she started bouncing up and down. Now, I do not mean that she went up and down...she BOUNCED up and down. It was borderline painful. I do not think she understood the act of love making as opposed to just 'doing it' with the opposite sex. I figured I would let her exhaust herself and then do it my way. Sure enough, her 'jumping jacks' came to an anti-climactic end as she huffed and puffed herself into a puddle on top of me. I lifted this spool of sinewy muscle and flipped her over. I kissed her on her gasping mouth, and then sought out her sacred entrance, my blunt uncut cockhead probing. Her tiny hand guided it in.
With one powerful lunge, I was in all the way. She gasped, saying I was too big.
I smiled, thinking: "Good!" As her mother watched thru the blurry eyepiece of that antique camcorder, I started pile-driving into this impudent lithe 18 year old bedroom athlete. She obviously was not a virgin, but just as obviously was fresh, clean, and solid. I gripped her rock hard behind with an industrial strength grip and shot a huge load of sperm-laden cum deep inside of her. I collapsed in exhaustion.
A half hour later, Anna scampered on board me. Thank heavens she had learned her lesson and was much kinder and gentler in her up and down gymnastics. When she leaned over to kiss me, she hotly whispered into my ear: "I am SO much better than mom, you have no idea...you are lucky you went for the steak and left that bag of hamburger on the buffet. Now, give me that baby of yours!"