Our Dog Found a Dildo
It's gotta belong to either my mom or my sisters
It was about 7pm last Saturday. The whole family just got home from an outdoor music festival. There were some great bands on the bill and my parents got tickets so all of us could go. It was sort of a way to mark the end of the summer, and kind of a welcome for me too. You see I just moved in with my dad, my stepmom, and two stepsisters. I turned 18 last March and I'm starting college in a couple of weeks.
It was Dad's idea. They've got a big house with plenty of room, and by living with them I can save (and Dad can also save) a pile of money. My parents got divorced when I was only 2. Dad got remarried pretty soon after. I'd never really lived with Dad full time, just a few visits and a couple of months every summer. My stepmom was cool. I'd been calling her "Mom" for basically all my life. My step sisters were like real sisters to me too. By that I don't mean we were close. Basically it means they loved to torment me. They're twins, Becka and Brynn, three years older than I am. They're living at home while going to school too.
It's not really fair to say they torment me. They did, for years, but lately that's been getting better. Today at the festival Becka actually told me it seemed like I was growing up to be pretty cool. And Brynn added "and not bad looking too." I was thinking that maybe living with them while I went to school might turn out alright.
So my dad unlocks the door and of course our dog, Sadie, is excited to greet us as we return. At first she just circles around all of our knees, making sure the gang's all here or something, and then she goes and picks up something to show us. She's always trying to give us toys, hoping we'll play with her. I'm not really paying too much attention.
Then I heard my mom say to my dad, "Jim, what's
that
?"
We all turned to look where she was pointing, at Sadie. Sadie had something in her mouth that was bigger than her usual chew toys. The first thing I noticed was that it was a bright neon pink color. I saw Becka's mouth fall open and her eyes go wide in surprise and shock. Brynn was about a half second behind her as she brought her hands up to her mouth.
I looked again, and said out loud what was by then pretty obvious to everyone. "Kinda looks like a dildo to me."
"Well..." my dad said. "Yes it does." Dad looked kind of amused. I could tell he was trying to be matter of fact, but he couldn't help but let the hint of a smirk cross his face.
Mom reacted first. "Oh My Gawd!...Where did she get THAT?...That certainly isn't MINE!"
So we all turned to my sisters.
"What?!...well it's not MINE!" said Becka
"Or mine!" said Brynn.
Then they all turned to look at me. "For fuck sake that pink monstrosity ain't MINE!"
I don't think they suspected me of being gay. More like they figured I was just the kind of guy who might have a dildo around, as something that could come in handy for a joke or something. They weren't exactly wrong about that. But the dildo had been a complete surprise.
Then everyone turned toward Dad. But nobody accused him. He didn't say anything. He just gave us a look. Everybody was pretty sure it didn't belong to Dad.
After a brief, awkward silence, Dad said, "Well if nobody wants to claim it, I guess nobody will mind if I get rid of it." He started to move toward Sadie.
I moved quickly to cut him off. "Awww, do we have to do that? Look, she likes it." I heard my sisters snickering as I tried, then eventually got her to release the sex toy into my hand. I held it gingerly between my thumb and middle finger, at the "balls" end. Then holding it out in front of Sadie, I led her over toward my sisters. "C'mon girl, who does it smell like?"
"Oooooh! Gross! That's disgusting!" Brynn and Becka squealed.
"Tom!" Mom scolded.
"Tom, is that really necessary?" Dad weighed in too, flatly. But I think he was at least a little bit amused.
I held the dildo up at eye level where all could see, and inspected it more closely. "Hmmm. All chewed up. Bitch gonna have to work on her technique." That got a quick chuckle out of him.
Then he caught himself and got all dad-like again. "OK. That's enough. Garbage. Now."
I'd had my fun. Dutifully, I walked over to the kitchen sink and tossed the chewed-up pink dildo into the garbage can underneath. "You know where to find it if you need it later," I said toward my sisters. They gave me a disgusted look in return.
"Tom, please!" Mom said.
"OK. I'm done."
"I hope so."
Truthfully, even though I'd been using the opportunity to tease my sisters, I had no more reason to think it might belong to one of them than it did to think it might be my mom's. As I pondered, I even thought it was maybe a little more likely to be Mom's, if on account of the size, if nothing else and also, maybe just on account of my sisters being younger. They weren't exactly sheltered, but probably less worldly than Mom.
Not that I'm some big expert. I'm still only 18. I'm not a virgin, but I've only been with one girl. Pretty much everything I knew about sex toys was whatever I'd seen in porn. But that didn't stop me from spouting off. Spouting off is kind of my thing.
With the dildo safely disposed of, now we were faced with the fallout from the discovery. The mood was...awkward. Clearly the dildo was still on everyone's mind. Dad and I looked at each other. I'd gotten my jokes in and Dad clearly was feeling like it wasn't his place to say anything. I noticed, and I'm pretty sure he noticed too, that Mom and the girls weren't even making eye contact with us or one another.
Eventually, Mom said. "OK. I'll get to the bottom of this." Clearly, she had no idea what she'd said.
"Oh my God." I laughed. Then Dad and the girls laughed too. Then Mom got it. But she did not smile.
"Girls. Upstairs." She gestured with her head. Brynn and Becka started toward the stairs, and then Mom followed them up.
It was just Dad and I alone in the family room.
"I think I'll see if there's a game on," he said.
"Good idea," I replied.
He sat in his chair and grabbed the remote. I took up my usual game watching position on the couch. He found one and we watched, mostly in silence. Sometimes we even almost forgot about "the dildo incident" and the women upstairs.
I don't think I mentioned yet that my sisters are fairly hot. They're not supermodel quality or anything like that, but they're definitely attractive. If I'm being honest, probably more attractive than my high school girlfriend. They're not identical twins, but they look enough alike that a lot of people think they are. They're both skinny, fairly petite, with a pretty face, dark blonde hair, smallish tits, and absolutely killer asses. They don't smile at me or give me any reason to lech after them, but there have definitely been times when a glimpse of that ass in shorts or jeans has put a tickle in my pickle.
My mom (stepmom) is kind of an older version of the same, except she's definitely curvier (but still very fit). I think she's 44, although she's always been a little mysterious about her age. She and my dad have been married for 16 years now. They actually knew each other before they were married to their exes. For both of them, the first marriage was over pretty quick when kids were still little. Then they got back with each other and have been together ever since. My dad's 45. He keeps in shape. People say they're a good-looking couple.
They're pretty cool as parents, overall, always there for us kids when we need them, but not hovering, not always in our business. They've got their friends and their lives and we've got ours. As I said, our house is pretty big. It's five bedrooms, so even with me there now, the girls each have their own room and my parents have one with a spare guest room fo when someone visits. Everyone has privacy.
Earlier that day, at the festival, my Mom and sisters all took some weed gummies. They're cool about that too, but still all legal and responsible. It's not legal in our state unless you're 21, so I didn't get one. Dad abstained because he was driving. But the girls were loose, really feeling the sun and the music. Everyone was having fun. Me too.
As the game was winding down I looked over at Dad. "They've kind of been up there a long time."
"Yeah..." he replied. He didn't say more. But he had a look in his eye that told me he was thinking.
"Do you think we should check on them, or something?"
"In a minute."
It was probably only two minutes later that I heard Mom's voice calling from upstairs. "Jim, could you and Tom come up here?"
He looked over at me and raised his eyebrows. "Yeah, sure. Be right up."
I really had no idea what to expect, but when I walked into their bedroom I was surprised to see that all three of them were wearing their bathrobes, and their hair was a little disheveled. They had extra color in their cheeks and looked relaxed and happy. If I didn't know better I would have guessed that all three had just been fucked.