I wish I stayed home and doom-scrolled through Tinder inside of coming to this dead-end party. They ran out of beer twice because they only bought a 24-pack of Modelos, and kept trying to get the girls to play spin the bottle, but we aren't in high school anymore. What's next, Duck, Duck, Goose?
I just wanted to come here to get laid. I'm over here acting like I'm a lost little lamb in a sea of sin and splendor. Hell, my outfit today is so cute too. Nice little mini skirt and crop top, it screams "I'm a cheerleader," but so what? Got my nice set of underwear on too, just in case of a wardrobe malfunction. If any of these frat boy himbos can avoid me, the hottest blonde on campus, consider sending them to a monastery in Nepal or something.
One of the guys finally strolls over to me, a wide grin on his face. He's cute but scary. This is the same guy who dressed up as Jason on Halloween and chased people around. Bad vibes. Fuck it, anything to get my coochie pummeled on this disaster of a night.
"Ready for round 2, Vicki?" The freak says to me.
"Round 2?" I step back. "I ain't ever done anything with you, and will never if you don't stop looking at him like that."
I knew he'd never stop. He was undressing me with his eyes, licking his lips even. "What are you talking about, bitch? You sucked me off like an hour, you sucked everyone off! I was almost glad to see you out, I think if you suck too much dick in one day it gives you a headache. You deserve a break."
"I never put your meat in my mouth, bro."
"Uh, yeah you did, in the other house, where the glory hole bathroom is."
"Other house?"
"Yeah, across the street. We got two places just in case we invited too many people."
God, I'm so fucking stupid. I leave the jock to sniff glue or whatever and wander over to the road. There's a whole rave on the other side. People are dancing on the lawn, kegs are everywhere, and at least two couples are screwing in the bushes, kinda hiding, kinda not. How did I miss this? Maybe I'm a dumb whore after all.
Everyone gives me a look when I walk in. "I thought you were stick polishing rods," one cunt says. Another tries to point me towards the glory hole, acting like I wandered outside drunk to pee or something. Don't worry world, Vicki White knows where the cock sucking station is.
When I get there, a line of dudes are crowding one side, while the other has a bunch of cash and empty bottles sitting outside the door. All these retards give me a smile and some brave soul tries to grab my ass. He misses the touch and gets kicked in the balls. God, I hate men.
With the wraith of a true whore, I kick open the door of the doppelganger's stall. Who has the nerve to copy a cheerleader's style and take cock in her name? It's a sin worthy of the deepest circle of hell, betrayal of the bitch code.
"No, close the door!" It's a pathetic whimper of a voice, a yelp almost. The clone hides her face. Weak little hands can't keep me away. I slam her against the wall. "No!" They cried. "No, go away, go back home, Vicki!"
Slumped in the corner, hiding their face, was a blonde bimbo wearing my clothes. I can tell. It's my cute pink skirt and one of my ex's baggy blue hoodies. I know those stains by heart, motherfucker. "Why are you telling people-" It took me a second to recognize him. "Mikey?"
"Shut up!" He squeaked in a soft-pitched voice. He sounded just like me, same cadence and tone. Had he been practicing this stunt? Mikey, my own twin brother, stole my outfit and even my identity, all to suck cock at a frat party he wasn't even invited to? Usually, he's just some scrawny nerd, dressed in anime tees and cargo shorts. He never had a good haircut, almost growing out his blonde hair, always longer than mine. Nice he had the same cut, the bangs, the length. Even if we were twins, he had prettier eyes. His freckles were dotted over his nose in a more sporadic pattern. Maybe it was because he was always inside playing video games. Sometimes people would confuse us, even if we were different in so many ways. Or was it just because I was the best at noticing our differences?
The makeup's mine too. Damn, he looks better than me in it. "What are you doing?" I pin him against the wall, getting in close. His skin is so smooth. What kind of lotion was he using? And when did he start shaving his arms? The smell of his perfume is unavoidable. It's the kind Christian girls buy, the ones who are never sure of themselves or have self-esteem issues, but on him, it feels different. I take a deep breath. I don't know, there's an allure to it now.
"I'm sorry, people keep calling me you, and then started flirting with me. I didn't know what to do, I promise. I mean, what am I supposed to do, not suck a hot dude's cock?"
"Do it in your unwashed jeans and polo shirts, dude. Not my shit." Used to be like this in high school. I could never have my sexcapade without him one-upping me.
"You've let me wear your clothes before!"
"Yeah, and I always will. Just don't go out getting jizz on them and using my slut reputation to do it."
"Sorry," Jesus, his voice sounded so cute. Where had he been practicing? The college messed up some paperwork, meaning he and I have the only co-ed shared dorm on campus. It was fine. I didn't really care. A week in we shoved the two beds into one big one, so we each got more space together. I never heard one peep of him training his voice when we were cuddling together or having tickle fights. And the same thing for the shower, when we're in there together he never sings or anything. We never kept secrets before. What the hell, Bro? Mikey grabbed my hand. His fingers were soft, the nails freshly painted. "I'm sorry, Sis," he muttered. "I just didn't know how you'd react if I asked if I could use your clothes for something like this. You know, sucking dick and fucking guys, I thought you'd get mad."