My in-Law Art/porn Affair

The Story So Far

I am planning to fuck my mum-in-law (Edith) with the knowledge, consent and participation of my father-in-law (Jim). This will also be filmed. My wife, Lilly, doesn't know about our plan to make her a cuckold. She is away on a TATA (Teachers And Teaching Assistants) bonding course. Lilly is a teaching assistant.

I have taken advantage of her absence to go over to stay with my in-laws, watch porn and bond in an entirely different way from my wife

Jim, Edith and I have created our own artistic manifesto. Jim has revealed he likes homoeroticism and I have agreed to go naked and let him film me. Edith doesn't want to see me naked just yet.

So she went upstairs to their bedroom. I was now left downstairs with Jim and his love of homoeroticism and my promise to pose naked for him.

THE STORY CONTINUES

Jim said "Can you remember Edith saying about the benefits of delayed gratification of erotic desires?"

I said "Yes. She used the example of a man in the desert liking a glass of water better than you and I drinking a glass of water."

Jim said "I'll let you into a little secret about my wife. Your mum-in-law masterbates thinking about you. And I feed her wanking imagination by telling her about your prick.

She has enjoyed many orgasms with your name on her lips."

This news fed my ego.

Jim continued "I wouldn't be surprised if she isn't upstairs now with her fingers up her cunt, thinking about you fucking her."

I listened in case I could hear my mum-in-law self-satisfying. I heard nothing.

Jim concluded with "Lilly will want to see photos and a video of you exposing something of the shape of your cock. She wants something like a theatrical trailer. Something erotic enough to tantalise her imagination without letting the cat out of the bag."

I replied "I have heard many euphemisms for a penis, but never have I heard of it being called a cat."

A TEASER

Jim smiled at my joke and said "So lets start with making a video teaser for Edith."

I said "That made it easier for me for 2 reasons. Firstly I know I have an appreciative audience. Secondly I don't have to go fully nude."

Jim, who like Edith is a nudist, said "It's like some of the ladies when they first come to our nudist beach. They start in a bikini, then go topless and then get naked. But they get naked in some out of the way place. When they get used to being naked they have a quick run to the sea and get used to being naked but mostly covered by water. It can take several hours or even days for them to sit there soaking up the sun on the main part of the nudist beach."

I replied "I am happy to make this teaser for Edith. I had an erotic dream about you fucking her. I will probably now have a dream about her wanking to my erotic video."

Jim interrupted "You mean a video of us 2 wanking to the teaser. Watching Edith wanking sets me off. I will see her hand inside her and see what is causing her to explode into orgasm."

I was surprised that Jim could be so open about their sex life. Lilly and I rarely discuss sex. Sometimes a mainstream film will have nudity and Lilly will turn her head away.

It leads to Lilly saying "I couldn't do that, even if you wanted it."

DONKEY PUNCH

I could never summon up the courage to take the conversation forward. Take for instance the film Donkey Punch. One of the major UK TV networks has it on its catch up service 4 your enjoyment.

Basically, a group of teenagers party aboard a luxury yacht in the Med. They learn about a "donkey punch" which is aimed at giving the ultimate sexual satisfaction. A consensual sexual encounter ends in death because of a donkey punch during sex. This provokes a life-or-death fight for survival at sea.

Lilly stopped watching it as soon as they had the first sex scene.

She said "This is just pure sleaze and nasty with it" and went upstairs to bed.

I stayed up and watched it. I thought it was a first class thriller, enlivened by some great sex and nudity. The twists and turns came thick and fast as events spiralled out of control. I still think that it is an excellent film with no implausible elements.

A "POUNDLAND BRAD PITT"

I never thought that I would be the object of anyone's erotic fantasy.

I still consider myself lucky to get Lilly to marry me. But Lilly married me for that undefined and indefinable thing called love. Our sex life is wonderful. It is lovemaking in its purest sense. I don't have the good looks of a movie star and yet my wife married me. She is younger than I am and could have married a better looking and a richer man. She had lots of dates with men of her own age. Yet she is the one who gave me her virginity and then her hand in marriage.

At best my wife might call me a "Poundland Brad Pitt".

(Editorial note - In the UK we have a cheap and cheerful firm called "Poundland". They specialise in providing food and goods to low income families. I understand that the US version is called "Dollar Tree". To prefix a name with "Poundland" is to denigrate a person).

I also believe that the name Poundland might not be used in America because the word "pound" describes sexual activity. In Britain "pound" is our equivalent of "dollar").

TRIPLY LUCKY

As well as marital sex I have 2 extra sexual thrills.

Lilly's mum just wants to use me as a fuck toy. I want to fuck her to within an inch of her life. I want to see her enormous tits bounce back and forth as I pound into (what I hope is) her hair covered pussy.

Lilly's father wants to use me as a nude model. I want to see him fuck his wife and he is happy to watch me fuck Edith.

I am triply lucky provided, of course, that my wife doesn't ever find out about my meange a trois with her parents.

MY ETHICAL SYSTEM

Although I was pleased about becoming a nude model, it was still a challenge. It sounds strange but stripping off and being photographed changes my whole ethical and moral value system. I am no longer what Edith dismissively calls "a textile". But I am not a naturist either. I have to come to terms with being neither fish or fowl. I am not like my in-laws or my wife.

I am feeling my way towards creating an ethical system for myself. It is not a good place to be. For better or worse, I have to keep up with Jim and Edith's vastly different views and practices. Yet I must appear unchanged while with my wife because changes in behaviour may arose suspicions about my infidelity.

NUDITY IN CHANGING ROOMS

Jim and I see each other naked in the swimming pool changing rooms. Most of the men change quickly and hide their wedding tackle behind a towel I guess only 5 in a hundred go about in a naked state and feel comfortable about it, because it is with other men. I guess that only 2 in a hundred get homoerotic enjoyment being among nude men. I don't have any hard facts, these figures are just my guesses.

I also guess that more women are comfortable being naked in their changing rooms.

URINAL ETIQUETTE

And of course there is an almost sacred hiding of willies while using the urinal. There might as well be a sign that says "No peeping at people's peckers".

Even Jim doesn't flaunt his cock while pissing. The changing room has 3 urinals side by side. It is considered "bad form" to use the middle one, since it means other men will have to piss either side of you. It breaches the personal space of the other men.

I am particularly at ease when using public urinals. Even if a man is using the urinal that is furthest away from me I find it hard to pee. If someone uses the middle one I can't pass water at all. I stand there with my dick in my hand hoping for it to flow. I feel embarrassed and that makes the situation even worse.

I am glad when I am alone and piss normally. If I am alone I sometimes play with my urine flow and spray it around the bowl. It sounds childish but it is great fun. Its something that women can't do. Women may be able to produce babies but they can't make their urine make pretty patterns.

NUDITY OUTSIDE CHANGING ROOMS

Edith and Jim are naturists and so, in their socially acceptable areas, nudity is allowed, encouraged or is even compulsory. But to Lilly. me parading round naked while her father recorded me would be beyond the pail for Lilly. It felt right for me but it would cause a marital ruckus if Lilly found out.

In my wife's unenlightened view, men's willies are designed for 3 purposes, urination, procreation and recreation within a marriage and only within a marriage. At heart I agree with Lilly, yet I intend to fuck a woman outside marriage. And not just any woman, but the last woman my wife would want me to fuck.

A PAIN INDEX

If Lilly had a one night stand with a stranger. I wouldn't like it and the pain would be 8 out of 10.

It would be worse if she came home and said "I fucked your Dad and your mum filmed us fucking. It was magnificent being used by your Dad. He has large a large dick and it's so thick. Do you want to watch the video of your Dad satisfying my cunt?"

The pain would be 10 out of 10.

GOOD CUCKOLD FILMS ARE LIKE BAD HORROR MOVIES

I don't think that I would watch the video of my wife being fucked by anyone yet alone my Dad. And yet Edith, Jim and I happily watched a porn video that purports to be a married woman having sex with her own son.

Cuckold films are similar to a bad horror movie. A bad horror movie doesn't allow us to engage our emotions for the lead characters. In "Jaws" we engaged with the 3 main characters. In the first sequel, Dreyfuss and Shaw are sorely missed. The teenage characters are annoying archetypes who are "irritating and incessantly screaming. They teenagers don't make for very sympathetic victims. One unkind critic said that it was a relief seeing the world rid of such annoying people.

So, if we were to sympathise with the father, the mother and son fucking each other video might become a tear-jerker. I could imagine the husband leaving when his wife didn't agree to leave her son alone. I could also imagine the audience unable to hold back the tears.

So, if we don't get involved emotionally, it makes a good cuckold video and a bad horror movie.

ME UNDRESSING

Jim put on a 2 hour compilation video that he had made of men undressing or parading wearing revealing swimwear or underpants. There were no photos. We watched it for about 15 minutes. I was getting aroused by a sun tanned man wearing sky blue underwear. I wanted him to take off those underpants but he never did.

He said "Take off your shoes and socks before I start filming. It makes it easier to take off your other clothes artistically. Then I will film you as you strip down to your underwear. Edith quite likes videos of men going round in their shorts or swim wear.

The Poundland Brad Pitt was about to tantalise his audience.