"Brian, you'll be late for school," my mom yelled from downstairs.
"I'm almost ready," I called back. I had slept right through my alarm clock this morning after having another dream about my mom. I had been having sexual thoughts about her for the past few months now, although why I can't fathom.
I raced down the stairs, bolted into the kitchen, grabbed my lunch, and started towards the back door, but my mom was blocking the way.
"And did you think you were going to get out of here without giving me my kiss?" she said, all the while grinning in a self-satisfied manner. I had deftly avoided this daily kiss for the last few days, but obviously my good fortune had evaporated. Every time I kiss her now I get a raging hard-on, which can be a little awkward, not to mention hard to conceal.
"Mom... you know I hate the daily kiss," I said, trying to stall her.
"Uh huh, stop with the excuses, you know they won't work," she said. I gave in, knowing I would have to eventually anyways. I walked up to her, dragging my feet all the while, until I was right in front of her. I leaned over to kiss her cheek, but at the last second she moved her head, and our lips met. I pulled back instantly, and tried to stammer an apology, but nothing coherent came out. I looked down at my moms face, expecting to see an accusing stare directed at me, but what I got was totally the opposite. Instead I saw her grin mischievously at me, and reach down for my jackets zipper.
"What are you doing?" I blurted out.
"Oh, come on honey," she laughed. "I've seen how excited you get when you kiss me. I think it's time I teach you how to put that excitement to good use."
"What about school," I responded dumbly. I couldn't believe this was happening, this couldn't be happening, fantasies never come true.
She stepped a little closer to me. "Don't you worry about that, I've already called you in sick for the day, you've come down with a nasty little flu."
I just stared at her as she started to unzip my jacket, and tried to take it off.