After an uneventful flight, we collected a hire car and Jerry drove us through endless fields and small villages. It was a brilliant sunny day and I drank in the sights eagerly. We stopped a largish French supermarket where Jerry and Sandra filled the boot with provisions. Eventually, we turned right in a small village and drove up a narrow lane which wound through a forest. We stopped at a gate which you could easily miss, and Mike got out and opened the gate. We drove up a rutted track and then there it was. Jerry and Sandra's cottage was a large old building at the edge of the pine forest. We unpacked and Jerry showed me around. At the rear of the property, the trees gave way to a magnificent view over the valley - and there was a small swimming pool set into the terrace. Mike showed me to his room, which I was to share with him. It contained two single beds, a wardrobe and a washbasin.
Outside, Jerry busied himself with the barbecue and Anne and Sandra made salad in the big French kitchen. Mike suggested a dip in the pool. I rooted in my luggage for a pair of swimming shorts and Mike burst out laughing.
"Our nearest neighbours are miles away - we don't bother with that here!"
So we just stripped off and walked butt-naked to the terrace and jumped in the pool. The water was ice cold! I jumped out again almost as quickly and Mike laughed and climbed out too. Anne walked out with a bowl of salad and set it on the patio table. She pointed to us and laughed.
"I see the water's cold then!"
We both looked down and sure enough my manhood had shrivelled in disgust at the freezing cold water. Jerry turned around and laughed too.
"I've switched it on but it takes a few hours to warm up. Anyway, food's ready now."
We sat down and tucked into the feast hungrily. It felt a bit odd being naked and sitting next to fully clothed Jerry though! After we had eaten, Mike and I washed up and then grabbed beers and returned to the terrace. We found that the rest of the family has stripped off: Anne and her mom had laid towels on the grass and were sunbathing. Jerry was lounging in the pool. After our cold dip, sunbathing seemed the more attractive option, so we grabbed two more towels and went and joined the women.
"That's the first time I've seen two pussies at one time!" I cracked, remembering what Sandra had said the other night.
"Lucky you then," replied Sandra.
Jerry soon joined us, carrying a large bowl. In it were a large number of beers in iced water to keep them cool.
"Saves running up and down." Jerry explained.
"If we drink all those I'll be running up and down to pee," complained Sandra.
"The grass looks like it needs watering," I ventured.
"You should pee outside mom, it's fun," added Anne.
"Really Anne, that's not very ladylike is it?" Sandra scolded.
"Well, who said I was a lady?"
Jerry changed the subject.
"I seem to be the only one who hasn't been got at with a razor."
