What is it about some families? Why is it that everyone likes to get up early except me?
Lie-in -- hah! Joking!
Hardly has the sun risen than there'll be a pattering of feet, a slamming of doors, a flushing of toilets.....and my peace will be well and truly shattered!
But fuck it -- why should I rush to get up?
Just because the rest of the family all seem to have jobs that start early.
Mum and Dad (Tina and George) both work down at the leisure centre -- Mum looks after injuries and Dad looks after muscles, if you see what I mean and they have to be there before the keep-fitters start arriving. My sister Sally, who's 19, is one of the Managers at a local supermarket and she always starts her shift at 7 o'clock while my brother Tony, who's 21, trains people how to sell and he has a two hour commute to work each day, so he's off early too.
And that just leaves me, Chris. I'm 23, so I'm the eldest offspring. And I don't have to get up early because I work from home -- I'm an IT specialist (so they call me) -- a computer trouble-shooter. Admittedly I occasionally do get called out early but by and large my day doesn't start until after everyone else gets to work and discovers they've got problems! Just occasionally I have to work away from home and then I stay away overnight at the company's expense -- but that doesn't happen all that often.
So why do I like to have a lie-in? Well, not to sleep, that's for certain!
But because when everyone's gone, I can have a nice leisurely wank and perhaps play around a bit while watching a decent bit of porn, that's why.
Yeah -- I'm always fuckin' horny but I never seem to find time to get myself a girlfriend. Well, I've had some but never really settled down with one. Still, my fist does the job well enough......well, sort of....
So this morning I lay there listening to all the noises the family usually made until eventually the door slammed for the last time and peace reigned. At last.....
Quietly I got up and had a pee -- I've got an en suite bathroom -- it was one of two built into the house when my parents bought it and they had the big bedroom with one and I got lucky with the other!
I turned on my laptop and while waiting for it to warm up I fetched out some tissues and my bottle of lube. I anointed my cock with some of the lube and began to work him up; almost eight inches of nice muscle with a nice big bell end once he's hard.
I slid my hand up and down, pulling my foreskin down off my knob; then pushing it right back again. Slowly he responded; then I stopped as I loaded one of my favourite porn DVDs. Fuckin' hot one -- loads of screwing; toys, water sports, incest, you name it! Well, no nasty stuff but everything else, I reckon.
I lay down on the bed with my arm resting on the folded pillow and with my laptop on the bedside cabinet and settled down to watch and wank. I skipped forward to one of my favourite bits, then left it to run while I wanked my penis.
For a while I just worked him up, teasing out the creases and getting him good and stiff -- and then, once he started throbbing, I really started to jerk one off.
'Might even cum twice today if I get in the right mood', I thought.
Slap, slurp, slap, slurp, slap, slurp went my hand as my fist banged down against my balls and then stropped my foreskin back up my shaft.
My eyes were glued to the screen....oooh yeah -- this is one of the good parts -- his sister catches him screwing his girlfriend and watches and then strips off and joins in.
I was really getting into it when I heard a noise. I stopped in mid stroke to listen -- it was my door knob turning!
And suddenly the door was pushed open and a voice said "Boo!"
"Ah -- shiiiiiit!" I exclaimed, my eyes rapidly casting around in a futile effort to find something with which to cover myself up -- completely forgetting the pillow I was leaning on.
Fuckin' hell -- here I was with a big lubed-up hard-on, watching porn and who's caught me -- it's Mum!
"Morning Darl......oh shit! Oooops!" she said, but she didn't leave the room -- she just stood there, transfixed.
There was sweet fuck-all I could do -- I was naked and all I had was a few tissues. I'd stripped the bed as usual so as not to mess up the duvet and my clothes were on the chair across the room.
I put my hand over my erection, but no way could I hide everything.
"Wow!" said Mum, her eyes gleaming, "Looks as if you're having fun! So this is what you get up to once we're gone is it?"
"Well yeah actually," I said, not really knowing what to say under the circumstances.
"Huh -- wish I had time to do that every morning," she said, "Be lovely! Great way to start the day off -- a nice orgasm!"
She closed the door behind her and moved nearer to the bed. My erection shrank rapidly as she approached.
"What are you watching then?" she asked, "Porn obviously, but is it any good?"
"What are you doing home, Mum?" I asked, trying to discover what went wrong with my morning's peace.
"Bloody car wouldn't start," she said, "So they've put me on a late shift and I'll start work at 4 this afternoon instead."
"Oh -- just wondered," I said lamely.
Without asking Mum came and sat on the bed where she could see the screen -- and where things were getting even more exciting. The lad, his girlfriend and his sister had now been joined by an older man (purportedly the Dad) and a huge four-way orgy was getting under way.
It was only now that I registered that Mum was still in her nightie with just a short bed jacket on over it and as she sat on the bed, her legs were uncovered right up to her crotch.
Rather to my surprise, Mum remained seated and continued to watch -- rather than perhaps making some rude comment -- and it wasn't long before I saw her slide one hand slowly between her legs.
My cock became erect again instantly as the situation reached my brain. Here was I in the nude, with Mum only just clothed beside me, both watching porn....and we were both getting aroused, that was obvious!
We watched the film for a few more minutes before Mum spoke.
"Carry on wanking Chris; you might as well," she said, "The film's got you hot again, hasn't it?"
"Yeah, it has," I replied as I rather shyly started to move my hand once more, "I like this bit a lot."
I saw Mum squirming around and her breathing had become a bit ragged.
"Do you?" she said, her eyes glued to the action, "Mmmmm! Love the idea of a nice foursome -- oooh, the possibilities!"
We continued to watch but now I recognised the scent of a hot female pussy adding to my own male muskiness and I realised that Mum was now hooked. The trouble was; what to do next!
Mum solved the problem -- well someone had to do something because the situation was getting serious. She stood up.
"Move back a bit -- get nearer the middle of the bed, would you, love?" she asked, "Then I can lie down where you are and we can both watch in comfort."
'Fuck' I thought, 'I'm about to be naked on the bed with my mother!'
It took just a moment for me to move and then Mum startled me again as she slid her bed jacket from her shoulders. Now she was standing there in just a diaphanous nightie that, quite honestly, didn't hide anything at all! Even her knickers were see-through!
'Dad, you're a lucky bastard!' I thought as I quickly checked Mum out.
What was she -- 45 now but still in prime condition. She'd kept her weight well under control and she'd been blessed with one of those hour-glass figures -- broad, but not fat hips, a slim waist and generous breasts and it all looked so good on her. She'd shaved her pubes, that I could see and she had a gold piercing at her navel and fuck me, she'd got a ring through one nipple AND I caught a glimpse of gold at her pussy! Wow! My penis was rock hard even without the help of my hand and had begun leaking copiously.
Mum moved up the bed and lay down on her side where I'd been, facing the laptop.
"Thanks love," she said, "Can you still see ok?"
"Yeah Mum -- no probs," I replied and now my view was even better!
Now I was watching the screen over a vista of gently rising and falling side-breast and the gorgeous sleek flanks of her back, waist, hips and bottom just inches away from my cock. I hardly knew where to look -- the film was almost forgotten.
A few minutes later, Mum was on the move again.
"My knickers are in the way," she said and without further ado she lifted her hips and slid her knickers down and off her legs, her foot catching and throwing them off across the room.
"Oooooh, that's better," she said, then she turned towards me, "You don't mind me joining you, do you?"
"Well, no Mum," I stuttered, "But.....what are you doing?"
Stupid bloody question, but I needed to hear her tell me exactly what she was doing so I knew how to proceed.
"You were having a wank, weren't you?" she said, looking back at me again and I nodded.
"Well, I like a bit of porn as well and so I'm going to have a wank with you," she said, confirming my suspicions.
I mean, it was pretty bloody obvious but now she'd said it, things needn't be so secretive.
I was silent for a little while until Mum spoke again.
"Look -- I'm going to stop this film while we sort this out," she said, touching the stop icon on the laptop.
She rolled over onto her back and was now squashed up against my front -- up against my erection too.
"What's the matter," she asked, "Are you scared of wanking with a woman beside you?"
"Yeah, well no -- but you're my Mum," I said, pulling my cock out from under her hip.