"Hamilton County Breaks Livestock Records"
County Extension officials report that livestock births are surpassing historical records on local farms this year.
'It's kind of insane,' Extension Manager, Richard Peck, reported to the Growers' Association semi-annual meeting yesterday in Hadleyburg. "We are seeing double and even triple the birth rates for livestock and poultry."
A map provided by Peck charted the increases across the county, with most of the increased births clustered around Hadleyburg.
'It's true,' local farmer, Ed Harris, stated after Peck's presentation. "I've never seen so many damn calves. And, I've had to sell off a bunch of my chickens to make room in the coops."
While Peck could offer little explanation for the increased fertility, some at the meeting pointed to hotter and damper weather this summer. Others pointed to new and improved feed grains.
Peck concluded by projecting big gains in livestock prices for the spring, as reproduction and growth rates meet increasing nationwide demand for beef, pork, and chicken. Though waiting for processing reports, he noted that soy and corn crops also seemed to be headed for record bounties.
The meeting ended at 4 p.m. and was followed by the semi-annual Hog and Hoof Dinner at Dolan's Diner on Route 36.
By Sam Bryan, Hamilton Farm Reporter (August 8, 1973, page 2):
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Sammy and Lucinda were happy to welcome Mrs. Johnson - - otherwise known as Jenny - - to the farm, even as they reckoned with the complications of Jenny's presence. The day before their new guest's arrival, they lay together, Lucinda's chin propped on Sammy's chest, and discussed the new situation as the rain slowed outside to a drip.
"We'll just have to be careful, honey," Lucinda said finally. "Real careful."
Sammy stroked his grandmother's hair and murmured his agreement.
"Oh lord," Lucinda continued, lazily combing her fingers through his chest hair. "Mornings are gonna be real tough."
He smiled. "We'll have to be up early."
Lucinda grinned, remarking to herself how easy that would be. Most mornings, images and memories of her grandson and his tight, muscled body and glorious cock drove her from bed well before the sun rose.
"It's always worse in the morning," she whispered. "I just have to have you in the mornings."
Her hand draped itself lazily over his deflated cock.
"I have to have this real bad... in the mornings."
He pulled her up, over his body, to kiss her.
"I know the feeling," he whispered back. "I'm crazy for you in the mornings. And only just a little less crazy the rest of the time."
Lucinda chuckled and kissed Sammy, resting her palm against his cheek.
"Say," Sammy said. "I forgot to tell you about Doc...and the water district."
Lucinda snuggled against her grandson while he related the good news from his two earlier calls. Relieved and happy, they drifted off to sleep.
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Sammy and Lucinda made hurried love in the shower early the next morning. As Lucinda prepared breakfast, Sammy peered through the kitchen window. The storm had cleared out overnight and a strong mid-summer sun was already drying the fields. Better to be busy when his mom arrived, he thought to himself.
"Here you go, honey," Lucinda said as she dropped a plate of eggs, bacon, and toast in front of him. "Go on and eat."
Sammy sipped his coffee and dug into the food.
"Now, remember," Lucinda said to him across the table. "We have to be careful" She paused until he raised his eyes to hers. "No matter what. Even if we're burning and itching and...." She gulped as she smiled. "Even if all we want to do...right now, right here... is grab onto each other and diddle ourselves silly."
Sammy nodded.
"But sometimes," he said as his cock twitched in his jeans. "Sometimes it's real hard, gran. And I mean real hard."
Lucinda sighed and fanned her hand in front of her face, which had suddenly flushed red.
"I know, honey. I know." She dropped her eyes. "I mean right now all I want to do is jump across this table and kiss you... kiss you real good."
Sammy's hand slid onto the front of his pants.
"Gran," he said in a low voice. "All I want to do right now is grab those big juicy tits of yours in my hands... and just go crazy."
Lucinda gulped.
"Oh my," his grandmother wheezed. "Honey, you know I want that too. And you know I just want to strip you naked and run my hands all over you."
Sammy stroked his cock, straining now against the coarse fabric of his pants.
"Uh huh," he muttered. "I'm already hard for you, baby. My cock is gonna explode out of these jeans."
Lucinda planted her hands on the table and screwed her eyes shut. Her chest heaved up and down.
"It's not fair," she panted. "I need that big old man-thing of yours. Right now. I need it, honey. I really do."
Sammy shot to his feet, his fingers already working at his jeans button.
"No," Lucinda practically shouted as she raised her hands. "No, baby. Fight it. We have to be careful."
Sammy's fingers froze against his jeans and he whined in protest.
"Gran," he muttered. "What am I gonna do with this? It's not right...that I gotto walk around with this thing in my pants. It hurts."
Lucinda gazed up at him, her eyes filled with concern.
"Honey," she whimpered as she stood and pulled her dress off her shoulders. "Just once. Then we have to be careful. You promise?"
Her dress slipped to the floor and she raised her arms.
"Get on over here, son, and give your grandma some of that good, hard lovin'"
Sammy stumbled around the table, his fingers flying against the buttons of his jeans. They collided together and fell into a writhing, frenetic heap on the floor. When they finished in a wild cacophony of yelps and groans, they traded long, deep kisses. Sammy stood and buttoned back up. He helped Lucinda to her feet and they hugged.
"Get on out of here," Lucinda said with a smile. "Go on, you devil. Before we get any more bad ideas."
Sammy strode out the back door as his grandmother pulled her dress back on and straightened her hair.
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It was hot and humid in the fields and the AC in the tractor cab was broken. Sammy hauled fertilizer up and down the rows of soybeans. He dropped onto the damp, warm earth every fifteen minutes or so to plunge the soil tester into the dirt. He recorded the results in a small notebook in his back pocket. Everything looked good and he nodded as he gazed out over the endless rows of leafy plants and calculated yield. A bountiful year lay ahead.
A little while after noon, he drove the tractor to the barn entrance. He hosed off the machine and then applied the water to himself. He dried off with a towel hung on the barn door, pulled his t-shirt back on, and drove the big tractor into the cool shade of the barn. As he approached the house, he caught the tinkling sound of two voices - - his mom's and his grandmother's. He took a deep breath, pushed his hands into his pockets, and walked to the back door.
Lucinda had been vacuuming the living room carpet when she heard the car pull up the gravel driveway. Sighing, she clicked the machine off, looped the cord back into place, and pushed it next to the desk. She patted and primped at her hair and straightened her dress as she made her way to the front door. She sighed again when she caught sight of Jenny slamming shut the door of her big Buick.
To be honest, she reflected, she'd never really liked her daughter-in-law. They just never clicked. Jenny was pretty enough - - maybe a little too skinny and sharp-edged - - and she was expert at keeping the house clean and the food hot. But her daughter-in-law always seemed so anxious and touchy. Tight as a fiddle string, as they used to say. She couldn't understand how Rutherford tolerated all that tension and she felt bad for him.
Of course, she kept it all to herself. Jenny was her son's wife after all. The important thing was their relationship, not her feelings.
She pushed the screen door open.
"Well, hello, stranger," she shouted at Jenny, who startled like a deer at the sound of her voice.
The younger woman worked a smile across her thin lips and waved at Lucinda.
"Hi mom," she answered in her thin voice. "How are you?"
"Thank the lord," Lucinda replied. "I'm wonderful... even if that storm yesterday made the air damp as a wet washcloth."
Jenny nodded and her smile dissolved.
"Where's Sammy?" She asked as her mother-in-law wrapped her in a hug.
"Out in the fields," Lucinda replied. "That boy just loves to work."
Jenny raised an eyebrow in surprise.
"Sammy? Work?"
Lucinda laughed.
"We can all change, honey," she said as she ushered Jenny into the cool living room. "How about some lemonade?"
Jenny nodded yes and the two women walked to the kitchen. Lucinda gestured to a chair at the kitchen table. Jenny sat and Lucinda returned from the refrigerator with a pitcher, scooping up two glasses from the drying board.