Note: This is chapter 3, read the first two chapters first. There is some shemale stuff so get out now if you are afraid of catching the gay, it's only going to get worse from here.
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The girls were, unsurprisingly, the last to wake up the next morning. Joel and Naomi were sipping coffee around the breakfast table when their daughter and her girlfriend made their way downstairs. Mei Lin was in her usual morning uniform of an oversized t-shirt and panties, but apparently Nessa preferred to sleep in the nude and hadn't bothered to put anything on for the trip downstairs. Neither of them seemed to think this was strange at all.
Naomi looked up from the magazine she was casually leafing through. "Nessa, I thought we discussed this last night."
Nessa just plopped down at a chair between Naomi and her husband, who were sitting at opposite ends of the table while Mei Lin fetched two more cups of coffee sleepily. "Discussed what again?" She fiddled with her unbrushed hair. "Oh, the naked thing. Right, yeah, I almost forgot about that." Mei Lin set a cup of coffee down in front of Nessa before taking a seat next to her and sipping her own cup.
"See, I was thinking how I'm supposed to behave and all or else, but then I was having a hard time piecing it all together again. Here's how it seems to go, although maybe I just didn't get enough sleep, so I might be a little bit foggy on the details. One: I fucked your daughter, which I think society is ok with by this point. Two, I think anyway: YOU fucked your daughter. Three: HE fucked your daughter." She indicated Joel, who had been listening with a look of amusement on his face.
"Four: You both fucked your daughter. Five: Your husband fucked his daughter's girlfriend, and last but not least, Six: you fucked me as well. As far as I can tell, maybe it's you guys who shouldn't be telling people what to do. But maybe that's just because I don't mind so much if people think I'm a slut. It's actually a little easier to get laid. I'm not sure you're as cool with being known daughter-fuckers."
Naomi slapped her across the face.
"Ooh, mommy!" she cooed genuinely, bringing a hand up to her cheek. "Ok, I'll go put something on, at least for now." She took another sip and then pranced back upstairs. Joel drew in a breath with which to formulate a response, but somehow his brain couldn't quite process what had just happened. Mei Lin took the opportunity instead, seemingly unfazed by the sudden act of violence or the bizarre reaction to it.
"So, you liked our game last night, right, daddy?" she beamed.
"I have to say I didn't mind it, although maybe next time you want to play with me you could actually let me know first?" he answered.
"Oh, silly daddy, that's the whole game. I can't believe you didn't figure it out earlier. Are you getting stupid in your old age," she teased, sticking out her tongue.
"Oh, almost certainly," he said, "stupid in love with you that is." He made some over the top kissy noises to drive home his point. "What I really want to know is what game your mother and girlfriend are playing, though."
"Oh, I don't know that one," Mei Lin answered. "I think it's a little bit...complicated? You'd probably have to ask one of them." She and he both looked across the table at Naomi.
"It's really quite simple. I don't know why you haven't figured it out yet, because it's the same as every game we've always played. No matter the rules, I win."
"Yeah, that sounds about right." Joel admitted.
Nessa came down the stairs again, this time fully dressed. "Ok, family, I'm headed home. Tell Chiharu hi for me."
Naomi turned her head, "Leaving so soon?"
"Aww, you miss me already..." Nessa replied and headed to the door. Just then the doorbell rang, so of course Nessa answered. "Lady Naomi's house of prostitution! What can we do you for?"
"Oh, I didn't expect to see you here," Chiharu said to Nessa, stepping through the doorway. She wore a simple dress and carried a small suitcase with her. "In fact I'm surprised your mom let you out of the house at all. Aren't you grounded? You're usually grounded, as I recall." The family had gotten up to greet Chiharu by this point. They took turns hugging her.
"Well, as much as I love interrupting your family functions," Nessa said with a smile, "I really am going home, so I'll see you later, Mei Mei." The girls waved goodbye and Nessa closed the door behind her.
"You're here earlier than we expected," Naomi said to her sister. "Oh, yes, well, I was really hoping to catch at least one of you three in some embarrassing situation," she replied. Despite having known them for years, Joel was always still surprised how similar his wife and sister-in-law were, both in appearance and demeanor. It was rare to hear either of them utter a non-sarcastic word. They were similar heights and frames, with Chiharu only slightly taller. Today she wore her hair long, as opposed to Naomi, whose was fairly short, but in the right height they could have been mistaken for twins.
"Aunt Chiharu! I'm so happy to see you!" squeaked Mei Lin. "Now what did you bring me?"
"Now that's my Mei Lin," replied Chiharu. "I actually do have something special for you, but I'll give it to you later." She winked, but it was unclear whether the wink was for Mei Lin or her mother. "Well, if you don't mind, I'd kind of like to pee and unpack, and then you can tell me what you have planned for the weekend."
"You can sleep in my room with me," said Mei Lin, grabbing the suitcase and making for the stairs. "Can't she?" she directed her question to her father.
"It's really up to her. I'm not sure she's going to want to share a bed with you, especially with the state your room is probably already in again."
"Oh, I would never turn down an invitation to sleep with such a beautiful young girl," Chiharu responded, "you know that. I'll be up in just a minute." She headed to the bathroom and Joel and Naomi went to clear the breakfast dishes and get dressed, respectively. When all the unpacking, dishwashing and general getting ready for the day were done, the four of them gathered in the living room to discuss the day's plans.
"First, I was thinking we could go check out the museum. There's a new exhibit on mummies which could be interesting," Naomi said.
"Sounds spoooooooky" said Joel. His wife ignored him and continued, "and then once we're done with the cultural activities, we can move on to the real fun: shopping!"
"It sounds like fun to me," said Chiharu.
Mei Lin agreed, but Joel just said, "I hope there is a bar in whatever mall we are going to."
They piled into the car and drove into the city. Joel drove and Naomi rode next to him. Chiharu and Mei Lin shared the back seat and used the drive to catch up, Mei Lin explaining how the local college was such a better fit for her since now she could stay at home and not have to deal with things like cooking for herself or cleaning. From the front seat her mother just sighed heavily. She also explained how nice it was to have Nessa around all the time. This time it was her father who audibly sighed. Before long they reached the museum, which turned out to be interesting enough. Everyone found something interesting for themselves and they all went off on their own. They met up afterward and Joel drove to the mall that his wife indicated.
As they entered, the women were deciding on a plan of attack. Shoes first, then clothes, no, switch that, no Naomi wanted to look at handbags...Joel checked the map and to his delight found there was a bar. He checked his watch. 11:30. Hopefully they were open. He left the women there with a wave and a "I'm off to begin day drinking," and handed the car keys to his wife. "Onegai shimasu."
The girls had decided to split into two groups. Naomi would look at handbags while her sister and daughter explored some stores looking for clothes. Mei Lin was happy to finally have her favorite aunt alone. There was so much she wanted to talk about but wasn't sure if mom or dad would get upset. She had no doubt that her cool aunt Chiharu could keep a secret just between them like always.
"So," Chiharu began as they entered a store, "anything else you want to tell me about life since coming back home? Anything you didn't want to say in front of mom and dad?" They approached a rack of clothes and she idly flipped through them.
"Oh, yeah, so much!" Mei Lin could barely hold in her excitement. "So, first off, mom and dad are totally fucking Nessa's mom but they think I don't know and it's so funny! But also Nessa doesn't know so it's even better. Isn't that funny?"
"Oh, that is amusing..." she turned her attention to a table with stacks of sweaters folded neatly atop it. "but hardly news that your dad would be putting his dick in a neighbor and your mom would be cheering him on. Anything else?" Mei Lin was a bit discouraged that her opening bit of gossip hadn't seemed to strike a chord with her aunt, but she had way better stuff in store, she thought.
"Well..." she considered briefly the potential consequences but dismissed them, "promise you won't tell anyone?"
Chiharu turned to face her niece for the first time in a few minutes. "Of course. I'm your cool aunt, remember?"
"Ok, well," she looked around to make extra sure no other customers were within earshot. "Mom and me, we, well, we played this trick on dad a while ago, see..." Her aunt had turned back to browsing racks of clothing and Mei Lin was intent on getting her attention back, "we thought it would be fun to see if he would...well, if daddy would have sex with me." She paused, waiting for a reaction, which didn't seem to come, so she continued. "And the thing is, he totally did, which we totally expected. And then we tricked him again and there was this blindfold so he thought it was me again but it was really mom and it was great."
