Mommies Fuc Best

'Come on Dan. It's our favorite restaurant.'

'Does the 'our' include Dad?'

I did air quotes around 'our'.

'Well he liked it too. But we were the ones who frequented it while he fucked...'

'Sorry, I am not supposed to talk bad about him. It was in the decree,' she said.

'I have no restrictions. While he fucked around with girls half his age. Some of the girls go to my university,' I pointed out.

'So embarrassing for you when it all came out,' she said.

'Me? Hah! Not so much. When the day comes, my turn to trade my 40 year old in for two 20s.'

Uh oh. That hit home.

'Mom, I am sorry. That was a disgusting thing to say. Please forgive me.'

'I will forgive you, only if you go to the dinner.'

She had me.

'OK, but I don't get it. I know Clare. She is your best friend forever. I have known her as long as I remember.'

'If she is bringing her sour puss, 'holier than thou', Sunday school teacher' daughter?

I was on a roll.

'What am I going to talk about with her? She will want to talk about Bible stories, I am sure.'

'All my buddies believe she is still a virgin. She will not put out for anyone including..'

I need to stop.

'Including you Dan?' Have you tried?'

'Of course. She would benefit from my gift.'

I gave her a huge smile.

She said, 'Mr. Gift to women. I saw it one time. Remember when you ran out of towels in your bathroom? And of course you didn't know that until you were done showering? I accidentally saw it when I walked in.'

'Mom, what did you think? Ever had something like that?'

'Dan, that is gutter talk! Don't ever talk to me like that again!' she screamed at me.

I knew she was watching me in the shower. She probably figured out that there were no towels as she had done the wash that morning. She was trying to help.

She was in for a treat.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her standing there. Her jaw dropped open in amazement. I heard a muffled 'oh god' before she put the towel to her mouth.

I put on a little show for her.

Lathering my cock, stroking it's to its full length and thickness before rinsing.

All told, I would estimate she was there for at least five minutes. Five minutes of gawking at her son's 'gift'.

My take? She wants it. She is my mother but... no dates since the divorce. She has got to be horny. I am so conceited.

'Will do. Sorry again Mom.'

'Mom? Is there a reason for the dinner? Seems out of sorts to have something like that with people we already know. It's expensive and we have nothing to celebrate.'

'Well, Clare and I have news we will share with you and Blossom.'

Hate that name. Who names their kid Blossom? Oh, that's right, Clare and her fuck-up divorced husband. He liked 20 years olds too, 20 year old boys.

I guess that's embarrassing for Clare losing her husband to a cock.

I will give it to Blossom, her tits really blossomed. The problem is, she always kept them in check. I tried and tried to bed her down, just to see her dangle those big puppies on me as she rode me cowgirl.

Blossom needs a good fucking just like Mom.

Oh well. Maybe the dinner will soften her up for a date and... a move on her.

'What kind of news?' I asked.

'All I can say is that it will be exciting for all of us.'

What the hell could that be?'

***

I ran down the stairs.

'I am ready Mom.'

She was in the kitchen. I walked in and was awe struck.

Dressed all in black. A 'cocktail' dress with a plunging neckline and short hemline barely covering the lace on top of her hose.

Her black hair up in a high ponytail. Diamond earrings dangling from her ear lobs.

'Mom, you look hot!'

'Oh shit, sorry, no gutter talk. Sorry, sorry Mom.'

'Dan, that was compliment, that OK.'

'So I can say what a great sets of tits... sorry breasts you have?

With the radically plunging neckline I could see most of them. I think I am going to get a hard on.

'Now that's borderline gutter, but I will take it as a compliment.'

I was shocked when she pushed her tits up for me almost leaving her dress.

I am getting hard. Is she offering?

We have time for a quicky. Maybe a titty fuck. She can even leave her dress on.

Man, I need to get a grip.

'Uh, Dan, are you wearing that to the restaurant? The answer is no.'

A t-shirt, cargo shorts and flip flops, my normal dress for class.

'Fine. First you make me go to a dinner, then you tell me how to dress. What's next? No drinking?'

Then I said in a whiny kind of way, 'No drinking so I make the right impression.'

She walked over and pulled my head onto her bare breasts.

'Poor baby. Mommy will make it up to you.'

She kissed the top of my head and let go of me.

I didn't want to move. Its the closest I have been to her breasts since feedings.

Too bad I can't remember that!

She pushed me away.

'Go! Go put on those nice slacks, turtleneck and jacket. Oh, wear the $200 matching loafers - no socks though.'

Does Mommy want to dress me? My mind is racing. Maybe just undress me?

'Hurry, we are going to be late.'

I turned and walked slowly away.

She slapped my ass and said, 'Will you please hurry?'

I ran up the stairs.

Fanatasies of fucking Mom in my head.

***

Wow, I thought Mom looked great, Clare, oh my god.

A long sleeve black sparkly dress. A hem line as short as Mom's, same black hose and heels. The dress in no way suppressed her large breasts. I see that Blossom received the big breast gene from Mom.

The difference, her hair. i never saw it down, always in a ponytail.

It was long, touching her breasts and beyond. The slightly disheveled and curled locks were so sexy. Perfect makeup on a beautiful face, what a package.

And Blossom, a clone of Mom's attire and look except for her red hair.

I don't deserve this. Surrounded by such... sexy women.

I heard the buzz around the restaurant as we all walked in.

Yeah, this is my harem guys. Be nice, I might share.

The hostess seated us. I was planning to sit by Mom, but Clare ushered me to sit between her and Blossom.

No problem there.

That placed Mom between Clare and Blossom. I think Mom and Clare had this planned out.

'You clean up nicely,' Blossom said.

I was shocked, but I shouldn't be. She is in two of my classes. I am a slob basically.

'Thank you. Mom picked out my clothes and combed my hair.'

That drew a laugh.

I waved my hand across the table.

'I am honored to be amongst such beauty.'

I paused.

'Beauty is the gift of nature, elegance is the gift of art.'

Mom said, 'Oh my, that was... so...'

Clare took her hand and looked her in the eye, 'It is you, you are a gift to me.'

She kissed her. Kissed her right on the lips! They continued kissing, kissing way too passionately for a public place.

Blossom placed her hand on mine and said, 'So sweet. Thank you Dan for such a beautiful sentiment.'

She raised my hand to kiss the top then moved closed like she planned to kiss me.

My mind was blown.

I said, 'I have got to get out of here.'

I pulled my hand back, pushed back from the table, got up and walked away totally in shock.

What the fuck was that all about? I have never seen two women kiss like that!

And Blossom, what was the hand kissing all about? And the desire to kiss me?

My mind was spinning.

I walked out to our car.

And stopped...

How will Mom get home if I leave?

'Dan, don't go, let's talk.'

I turned, it was Mom.

My taboo thoughts for her erased by one kiss.

When she stood in front of me, she gently took hold of both my hands.

'Dan, I am sorry. It was such a beautiful sentiment. Our love for each other overwhelmed us in the moment. Please come back. Let Clare and I explain.'

'What's to explain? My mother is in love with a woman. Do you have sex?'

She looked into my eyes, 'What do you think?'

'I have to go. This is too much... too much.'

'Dan, come on. Give us a chance to explain.'

She squeezed my hands and looked deeply into my eyes.

I fought the urge to look at her tits. My peripheral vision seeing a lot of bare breasts.

'OK. Let's go. But one question. What's with Blossom holding and kissing my hand. That was weird.'

'She is attracted to you. She told Clare that she was having 'impure' thoughts about you and her.'

'What? She wants to fuck? At school she wants nothing to do with me. She has always fended off my advances.

'Hmmm. I haven't heard that from Clare. I will ask her in private.'

In a minute we were back to our seats.

Blossom put her hand on my shouder and asked, 'Are you OK?'

I shook my head no.

Time to move this along.

I asked Mom and Clare.

'So what is the news?'

They whispered to each other. Then Clare responded.

'We are getting married next weekend.'

Not surprised, maybe yes.

Mom said, 'Both Clare and Blossom are moving in with us.'

'That sucks. When?'

'Tonight they are coming home with us. Tomorrow and Sunday they will bring some of their things into our home. Their condo will be prepped for sale.'

'Ok, I don't like it, but I have no choice.'

Blossom tried again to hold my hand and say something but I wouldn't let her touch me.

Clare spoke.

'We want you to be your mother's best man and Blossom to be my maid of honor.'

'I am busy that day. Sorry, can't make it.'

Mom said sternly, 'Stop being petty. Put your selfishness aside. Don't ruin our

special day.'

She is right.

'I will do it. I hope that you two live happily ever after.'

Mom looked at me. Probably thinking I am being sarcastic.

'Mom, believe me, I mean it.'

Clare gave me a hug.

'My number one priority is to make Brit happy forever,' she said.

She added, 'And I hope we (sweeping her hand across the table) can bond together and make one happy family.'

Blossom said, 'Enough talk, let's drink, eat, then drink!'

The air cleared, we had a great dinner and too many bottles of wine. I am glad Mom and her wife paid for the dinner. The wine was the expensive stuff.'

It made me wonder if they had a pre-nuptial agreement. My understanding is Mom had way more money than Clare.

You never know.

Mom rode back home with Clare, Blossom rode with me. She threw her overnight bag in the rear seat.

I gruesome thought rolled threw my sex starved brain. I can forget about making a move on Blossom. She will be my step-sister soon.

Fuck! I really want to see those tits unleashed.

I need to focus my attention on that cute girl that always takes the seat next to me in English Lit. But she has such small tits, I not sure if I want to put all the effort into hooking up with her.

But you never know, she might give great blowjobs which I love. I will give her a chance.

Boy that sounds conceited again.

At home, Clare dropped her bag off in Mom's downstairs master bedroom. It will take a while to get used to the two of them sleeping together.

Mom said, 'Clare and I are going out to a ladies' bar. We will be late so you two don't wait up for us.

Ladies bar, code for lesbian bar.

Blossom's room will be right next to mine. I led her up there.

The minute she dropped her bag, she was on the phone.

She waved me away.

I went downstairs and made a vodka martini. Probably shouldn't as I already have a buzz.

Onthe couch, I surfed through all the streaming programs to watch. If Blossom wasn't here I would AirPlay good porn.

Maybe she is making plans to leave.

Wrong.

'Hey Dan, my friend Bree is coming over. We will hang out in my room, so you can watch what you want.'

She hadn't changed out of her sexy dress. Oh those tits!

Like she was giving me permission or what? Holier than thou and bossy. Great, just what I wasn't looking for. I like to tell girls what they want, like me.

She asked, 'Whatcha drinking?

'Vodka martini.'

'Make two more for me and Bree.'

Fuck! I have to move out. We are off to a bad start.

'Sure sis, if I can call you sis.'

'Blossom is better.'

In a sarcastic voice i said, 'Should I serve you and Bree in your bedroom.'

She didn't catch the tone.

'No thanks, she will be here in five minutes. I would like to meet her at the door. with the martini. So hurry up.'

I gave her a look.

'Please?' she asked in a pleasant voice.

'OK.'

I finished making them just as the door bell rang.

Blossom greeted Bree, Martini in hand.

She handed it to her. They linked arms and downed the martinis.

Bree said, 'That was great. Blossom you make the best martini.'

'I would like to take credit, but my soon to be step-brother made them for us.'

I was still at our tiny bar. The two of them walking towards me.

Oh my god! What a pair! Bree's pair of tits.

She was wearing cut-off blue jean shorts.

Cut-off short. The front covered her pussy and v-ed upward to her hips.

Her top, transparent white. It was the kind of one piece that started in the back, the cloth splitting in the front to cover her large breasts, continuing behind her neck where the tie was

One pull on the tie and bingo, huge tits free for fondling.

To be honest, I don't know who has bigger tits.

But I had no comparison for areola size and color let alone nipples.

Blossom gave me the evil eye.

'Will you stop gawking and make us another drink?... Uh, Please?'

I started thinking with my cock and balls.

'Only if you drink it down here with me.'

Bree handed me the empty glasses.

She spoke up.

'Maybe later, Blossom and I need to spend time together.'

With that statement, Blossom embraced her, placing hands on Bree's nearly naked cheeks.

She kissed her gently. Bree returned it.

They blended together, lips on lips.

Bree's hands squeezing Blossom's desirable breasts.

I want to do that.

Bree said, 'Could you bring them up to Blossom's room?'

Am I some kind of waiter?

Take it easy.

'Sure. Be ready in a flash.'

They held hands on the way upstairs.

I made them two a piece. Maybe that would endear them to me.

Slight delay. I ran out of vodka. I finally found another bottle hidden under the bar sink.

Thanks to Mom for having a tray to carry the drinks.

Tough road to make it upstairs without spilling.

The door was cracked open.

'Hello, drinks are here.'

Nothing. I walked in.

Clothes, panties, hose and heels strewn from the bed to the bathroom door.

Laughing and giggling coming from the bathroom.

The door was closed.

I shouldn't open it, but I did.

It was just a crack but enough to see them in the shower, kissing, squeezing, feeling each others pussies.

Blossom spread her legs letting Bree have full access to her pussy.

She massaged her clit while continuing to kiss.

That was plenty for me. A household of lesbians. Shelve any ideas of sex with any of these gorgeous, sexy women.

The door creaked as I slowly closed it. I didn't worry about it, they were into each other.

I left the drinks on the night tables.

***

I needed a shower, a quick one and a snack. But first some porn.

That's all I am going to get out of this household.

I put on my shorty bathrobe and laid down on my bed with my big screen iPad.

I launched my favorite site and clicked on the first video. It was a Daddy Daughter.

Daddy POV -the scene - Dad was lying on the bed wearing workout shorts. Daughter wrapped in a towel moving between Dad's legs

'Daddy, should I get you ready for work today?'

'Yeah baby.'

'Should I keep my towel on?'

'No honey. Take it off, Daddy likes your big titties.'

'Are you going to lick and suck on my nipples? I like that a lot.'

'Anything for you honey.'

'Here goes!'

She throws the towel off to the floor. She leans forward, her huge soft breasts dangling down, touching his soft cloth shorts.

'Daddy, you look stiff already.'

She moves her hand up and down on the growing erection.

'I like how you make it big for me Daddy. Thank you for that.'

She kisses the outline of the cock head while she continues to rub the shaft.

'Daddy, may I pull them down? I want your big thing in my mouth.'

'Honey, I told it was all right to call it a cock.'

'OK, so can I suck Daddy's cock?'

'You can, but don't make me cum right away.'

'But Daddy, I like to see you get excited and shoot out your yummy cum.'

She pulled his shorts off while she continued to talk to him.

'Well then, can I get on top of you when I finally get you hard?'

The Dad said, 'Absolutely.'

The next five minutes was some serious cock sucking. She has done this before.

Head licking and sucking. Working up and down both side of the shaft until moved to up and down motion. Eventually she deep throated him... several times. Dad was loving it.

'Daddy are you hard enough?'

'Yeah baby, get on top of me.'

She positioned herself on his long cock. She licked her fingers and applied them to her pussy.

As she guided the hard cock against her pussy lips, she dropped down on it.

Daddy's cock slowly disappeared deep in her.

She leaned forward placing her hands on his chest and began moving up to the cock and down to his pelvis, her huge tits with the big areolas and hard nipples hanging low.

After a couple minutes of that, she leaned back, her hands landing on the bed next to his knees exposing a lot of the shaft.

I thought it would fall out but it is way to long.

Something about seeing those huge tits bob up and down and seeing Daddy's cock be used expertly by this 'daughter' - I was really turned on.

I stroked my cock while I watched her dismount, move between his legs and stroke him till a huge load of cum landed on his stomach.

I was close, I kept stroking until I heard a scream coming from Blossom's bedroom.

It was a scream of distress.

I covered up, but my cock wouldn't stay in the bathrobe.

Their door was half open.

I restrained myself from looking in.

Why would I do that?

I couldn't resist.

Naked on the bed. Blossom on her back,

Her huge breasts splayed to each side, the space between them literally flat. The areolas huge but seemed appropriately matched for the size of her breasts. The large, tall nipples rock hard, the pillars jutting far up far from their home.

Bree between Blossom's legs. Vigorously licking her pussy. She must be enjoying Bree.

Small little cries, moans, giggles coming from her.

Another scream.

'Fuuuuuck! Bree I am so close.'

Her eyes were closed so I decided to watch more.

Bree was sucking on Blossom clit, pulling it out far clear of the hood.

Blossom's head swiveling back and forth in ecstasy, pounding the bed with both hands.

So hot!

Bree must be good. Blossom looks well on her way to an orgasm if it hasn't started already.

My growing cock extended further out from the robe.

I was so turned on, so tempted to stroke it.

She screamed again. 'That's it, that's it. Aaaaaah!'

She stopped swiveling and opened her eyes and made contact with me.

'Dan, come in... please come in.'

She motioned to the edge of the bed.

Bree stopped the licking, She turned to look at me and smiled.

The side profile of her breasts something to behold. Her long red hair and piercing blue eyes seeing right into my soul, right into my desires.

She moved up to share a pillow with Blossom and immediately caressed Blossom's breast, then cupping it to kiss and suck on her huge nipple.

Declaring her territory?

I covered up my blooming hard on as best I could with the short robe.

Maybe she saw it?

If they did, it didn't matter.

They moved to the edge of the bed.

Brees' head close but fully supported.

Enough room for Blossom to straddle her face.

Bree caressed the inside of Blossom's thigh before moving up to pull apart her wet pussy lips.

Blossom moved closer to Brees' ready tongue.

Brees' tongue reached the opening of Blossom's vagina.