This is a true story. Some readers may be frustrated by the lack of salacious sex, but I'm just recalling what actually happened a long time ago. I was a very inexperienced eighteen year old high school virgin whose sexual prowess was basically nonresistant, but believe me, that changed very quickly.
Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
All participants in this story were at least eighteen years old at the time.
Let my story begin -
Eons ago, back in the early 1970's when I was a high school senior, I had one of the most bizarre life changing experiences.
Let me explain.
My father was a career military officer, and during my senior year in high school, he was deployed overseas for an entire year. I had been an only child but the very month before Dad left, my mother gave birth to my baby sister, Claire. In order to help mom around the house, I tried to pick up any slack by doing the dishes, vacuuming, grocery shopping and a bunch of other stuff so that mom could devote more attention to the baby.
One unforgettable afternoon everything in my life began to go topsy-turvy. After coming home from school I found my mother sitting in the living room distraught and in tears. She was wearing her bathrobe and her hair was wet. She appeared flushed and irritated.
"Mom, what's wrong?!? What's going on?!?" I implored. "Is the baby okay? Did something happen to Dad? WHAT?"
"The baby is just fine. She's fast asleep in her crib and as far as I know, your father's okay too."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My breasts are engorged...I...I'm all stopped up and I feel like they're going to burst!" She cried out. "The pain is excruciating! I have a fever and feel HORRIBLE!"
Now, as an eighteen year old kid who only forty minutes earlier had been sitting in a civics class, this was totally outside of my wheelhouse, and it certainly wasn't a situation that I could relate to. The only thing really going for me was my common sense.
"So you're stopped up or something?" I tentatively inquired, still trying to get a grasp of the situation.
"YES!" Mom said sounding exasperated, "I keep producing milk but I'm stopped up so that the milk is filling up my breasts but none is coming out...YES I'm backed up! The pain is literally killing me!" She cried in near panic.
"I thought you bought that expensive breast pump. Isn't that helping?"
"NO! That thing is useless!" Mom cried.
"Well geez, I don't know, have you tried taking a hot shower? Might that help?" I asked.
"Donnie, I've already been in the shower for almost an hour AND NOTHING!!!"
"Okay, okay, crap, I don't know. Look, let's try the shower one more time and if that doesn't work I'll drive you down to urgent care. Okay?"