It had been a couple years since I last seen my sister. She had moved out of state to get away from her crazy ass babies daddy. And it looks like I got myself into the same situation as her with the mother of my child. Brittney had recently moved back to our grandparents house and we reconnected.
"This fuckin bitch took my kid and my house" I tell her. "She got a restraining order and I can't see my kid or go home for three weeks. She said I raped her and strangled her" I tell my little sister while I'm sobbing.
"That fucking BITCH. How can they tell you that you can't go to your own house when you OWN that shit" she says furiously.
"I don't know but they did it. And even worse she is using all of my secrets against me" I tell her as I start to regain my composure.
"What kind of secrets."
"I don't think I want to tell you."
"Well I can't help you if I don't know."
"Well I'm kind of a perv sis. And I told her all my perverted secrets and she is threatening me with them."
"Its okay brother. I'm a pervert too. It doesn't affect your parenting at all. What kind of things are you into bro?" She says comfortingly. "Now you sparked my curiosity. I got to know. Tell me. Tell me."
She brings a much needed smile to my face. "Well I'm kind of bicurious and I like to watch gay porn."
"Oh big deal. I'm bisexual. And I think watching a guy suck dick is hot as fuck."
"Really? She has always made me feel guilty about it."
"Fuck her. She's a bitch. Have you ever tried it?"
"No" I reply.
"Well you should at least once."
I'm shocked at what my sister is telling me. And relieved. And... kind of turned on.
"So what else brother. I want to know. Tell me. Tell me." She says in her annoying little sister voice.
"Well I like to wear girls panties. And fuck myself in the ass."
"Well your g spot is in your ass so that's no surprise there. And I bet you look hot in panties."
"WHAT?" I say in a shocked chuckle.