Bratwurst for Mom

Chapter 1 Home coming

Joe felt the jet lag in his bones. An 11 hour flight from New York to Munich and he didn't sleep a wink.

His father Michael was unusually chipper, driving the rental Volkswagen through endless towns that looked like they came from a different millenium.

They had left the Autobahn a long time ago. Withered barns and cows. A pile of beets was followed by a pile of dung that snaked its way into the AC and into Joe's nose.

"How much longer Dad?" He groaned.

"We are almost there Joe."

"I still don't understand what we're doing here anyway. I don't know these people." He complained.

"That is exactly why we're here. They are your family and it is time for you to meet them." His father replied.

"Why though? They never visited in 19 years, never sent a letter, never called."

"Joe, your mom sacrificed a lot for you. Not seeing you for all these years has been hard on her as well. If she did not have to care for the farm, she would have come to New York with us. It was her familial duty."

"You'd think raising your son is a familial duty."

Joe's dad was silent for a few minutes until he finally spoke up.

"We're here!"

Joe looked out of the window. The towns had progressively gotten smaller. A yellow sign read "Büttenschlagen".

"Jesus Christ" Joe mumbled.

There couldn't have been more than fifty houses in the whole town. They pulled onto a small dirt road toward a farm house. A few fat cows stood beside a corn field, staring at their car.

Michael parked the car. Joe retrieved their luggage from the trunk. As they made their way to the house Joe turned to his father.

"Okay so, we're expecting my Mom Erika, my half sister Heidi, my aunt Gertrude and my Grandma Lotte. Weird for a bunch of women to run a farm like this."

"Not weird. Men don't live long here. I never met your grandpa, your uncle died in a tractor accident and Heidi's father choked on Sauerkraut."

Joe shook his head. Ridiculous. Michael rang a brass bell on the porch. The door flung open and a beautiful woman stood in the door frame. She was beaming. In a split second she had closed in on Joe and hugged him tightly.

He barely had time to react.

"Mein Johann! Endlich!" The woman squealed in German.

"So, you must be Heidi. Nice to meet you. You speak English, right?" Joe asked, freeing himself from the hug.

The woman smiled warmly but didn't respond.

"No Joe. This is your mother, Erika." Michael corrected.

"Hallo Erika. Wie schön dich wieder zu sehen. Du siehst gut aus." He said to the woman.

Joe was in complete disbelief. His mom was 37. Nobody would guess the woman before him was any older than 30. There were hardly any wrinkles on her youthful face. Not even on her neck or hands. Healthy, long blonde hair, soft yet expressive blue eyes. She was stunning for a young woman but 37?

"This is my mom?" He asked.

"Komm an meine Brust, mein Sohn." She said, pulling Joe's head to her chest. She wore a traditional bavarian dress pushing her sizeable cleavage up. Joe's cheek was pressed against her soft breasts as she ran her finger's through his hair.

"Heidi! Gertie! Johann und Michael sind hier!" She shouted in the house.

"Kommt herein, kommt herein." Erika said, grabbing Joe's hand and leading him and Michael inside the house.

The house looked like a typical farmer's cottage, wood panels, a fireplace. A pot was on the stove in the kitchen cooking something and the oven seemed to be on as well.

As Joe's mom led him inside, another woman came down the stairs. She wore a blue and white checkered apron. She looked exactly like his mom. The resemblance was too great to be between a mother and daughter. This had to be his aunt and his mother's twin sister Gertrude.

"Mein Gott, dieser Bub ist ja seinem Vater so ähnlich. Was für ein prächtiger Junge. Nice to meet you!" Gertie said, smiling at Joe.

Her accent was distinctly German.

"Oh you speak English? Nice to meet you." Joe said. He sighed in relief. At least someone he could speak to without his dad translating.

"Ja, aber just a bit. Now come here" Gertrude said, pulling Joe off his mom and into her arms. He had no choice but to return the hug. Two soft balloons met his chest. His arms wrapped around a slim waist. She smelled like fresh baked bread and milk.

"Strong boy!" Gertie smiled and squeezed Joe's biceps.

"Johann, geh doch mal schnell hoch und schau nach deiner Schwester Heidi." Joe's mom Erika said to him.

Joe looked at his dad quizzicaly.

"She asked you to go upstairs and get your sister Heidi for dinner." Michael translated.

"She is home for spring break and actually speaks english. You'll get along."

Joe shrugged and walked up the stairs, looking back at his super hot mom and her equally hot twin sister, preparing dinner. He couldn't help but salivate as he watched their heavy breasts and full asses sway busily through the kitchen.

As he turned a corner he slapped himself in the face. Jesus Christ. Get it the fuck together Joe. That is your fucking mom you pervert. Yes, she is hot and you have no memory of her but blood is blood and she is as close as it gets. Even aunt Gertie was genetically just as much his mom as Erika.

There must something in the sauerkraut here. How else could women in their late 30s look late 20s.

Chapter 2 Half sister half naked

Joe walked past a door that had a flowery sign with the name Heidi written on it. He sighed deeply then knocked.

"Hello? Heidi? My name is Joe, I am...your broth- half-brother. Your mom...our mom is making dinner." He said.

"Come in." A girl's voice said from inside. He opened the door and his jaw dropped to the floor. A girl was standing in front of a full length mirror, brushing her long blonde hair. She wore nothing but a red thong. Joe's eyes bulged out of his skull as he stared at the perfect ass of his presumed half sister.

Then his brain interrupted its own melting process to point his eyes upward. The girl was angled in such a way that the mirror showed her full breasts to Joe standing in the doorway.

He stared for a bit too long until he finally met Heidi's eyes. He immediately covered his face with his hands.

"Wha- I- Sorry- I didn't wa- I didn't know you- You let me in, I thought-" Joe stammered.

"Relax" She laughed "Sorry, I forgot you Americans are kinda weird when it comes to nakedness."

Joe kept his hands over his face, the image of Heidi's curves seared into his mind. She walked over to him and softly grabbed his hands. He flinched at the touch. Slowly she guided his hands down. Joe sheepishly opened his eyes, making sure not to look any lower than Heidi's chin.

She was beautiful. She was a stereotype of a German girl, as if she had leapt from a propaganda poster. Long blonde hair, blue eyes, full lips, shiny teeth and a few freckles on her cheeks. Heidi Klum had gotten lucky that his sister had been born a generation later.

"Let's do this properly. I am Heidi. Nice to meet you."

"Nice to- uhm...meet you. Joe."

Joe did not hold out a hand out of fear of touching something he was not supposed to.

Heidi put her arms on her hips. Joe could see her boobs bounce in his periphery. My God they were as big as her mom's. His mom's.

"You're kinda awkward little brother. Are you in college yet?" Heidi asked.

Joe felt his cock rage and throb in his pants. He was too afraid to look down but he was surely tenting. If he was not wearing pants, his dick would be touching Heidi's belly button right now. Her belly button. Right beneath her heavy breasts, in between her toned abs. He gulped.

"No, I am supposed to stare- sorry, start next semester." he stammered.

"Huh. Well Joe, if you want your college experience to be a good one, you can't react like that everytime you see a topless girl. Even your big sister." Heidi teased.

Her English was really good. She had a slight accent which made her sound so sexy...

"Sorry, I just wasn't expecting you to be..."

"Hot?" Heidi asked.

"What- No! I didn't say that."

"So you think I am ugly?"

"No I don't." Joe snorted "You're....you're..."

"I am fucking with you." Heidi chuckled.

Joe sighed in relief.

"Obviously you don't think I am ugly. Just look at how hard you are." Heidi said tapping against Joe's crotch.

His knees buckled and his face went beet red. Busted. Joe's heart was pounding.

"That's not- I- Sorry-"

"Don't worry little bro. It's flattering. I won't tell if you don't." Heidi smiled.

Joe covered his bulge with his hands.

"Again with the shyness. It's nothing I haven't seen before but if you're this uncomfortable, we can't have you going to dinner like that."

"Sorry, I am really sorry. Just go on ahead. I will be right there." Joe said.

"Mein Gott. How are you so whiny? Be a man little bro. So what if you have an erection. You are a potent man seeing a fertile, young woman." Heidi put a hand on his shoulder.

"Also, I am not leaving you alone in my room. You'll probably jerk off with my panties." Heidi joked.

"I'll just show you the bathroom, come on."

Heidi grabbed Joe's hand, brushing against his bulge again.

As she led him out of the room he ogled her head to toe. Her long blonde hair had settled into the small of her back. With each step, her ass cheeks bounced and sent the hair flying. Her red thong rode perfectly on her wide hips. dimples accentuated her taught waist.

What if someone saw his half naked sister leading her brother to the bathroom?

As he worked his way down to admiring his big sister's strong hamstrings, she opened the bathroom door and pulled him inside.

"Alright, let's get this over with." Heidi said. She bent down and unbuckled Joe's belt.

He lurched back and his eyes widened.

"What are you doing??"

"I am helping you out dummy. If you did it yourself, you'd probably take your sweet time with it and mama must be wondering where we are already. I will make it quick." Heidi said confidently.

Joe looked for signs that she was kidding but none were to be seen. She slowly moved towards him, like a rancher would to calm a wild horse.

Joe did not move an inch but his legs were shaking and his cock was...about to explode.

"Stay calm little bro. I don't want you jumping and breaking off the sink or something."

Heidi reached down and pulled off his pants in a swift motion. Joe had his eyes closed and his teeth clenched. Silence filled the room for a few seconds.

"Holy shit. Not so little brother. Good for you. That thing is huuuge."

The compliment made Joe's cock twitch.

"Whoa. He likes that I guess. What if I...nevermind, sorry I got distracted. Here we go." Heidi wrapped both of her warm hands around the massive pole in front of her. A drop of precum was glistening enticingly. Veins throbbed in her hands.

One pump was all it took. Joe groaned, his fingers digging into the sink he held onto. Strands of cum erupted from his aching cock and landed on Heidi's face and hair. She quickly aimed the hose down toward her tits where it coated her in sticky jizz.

Joe usually masturbated at least daily to relieve some of the pressure of his teenage balls but the last few days of travel had made that impossible. His blue balls coupled with the extreme taboo of the situation and the sheer sex appeal of his half sister and family made him spurt like the bellagio fountain.

Heidi winced as her brother's baby batter crashed into her. His immediate ejaculation was as a compliment to her but still a bit disappointing. She only wanted to help her little bro out but a huge cock like his was something to savour. It was bigger than any she'd seen before.

The flow of cum subsided and Heidi squeezed out the final drops.

"Wow." she exlaimed. "That load was certainly appropriate for your size. I am glad I could help. I'll clean up, you best go downstairs and tell them I'll be down in a sec."

She grabbed some toilet paper and quickly cleaned the cum off her brother's tip.

Joe hurriedly pulled his pants up and tucked his cock in his waistband. His orgasm had barely any effect on his hardness.

He was about to leave when Heidi stopped him.

"Wait." She said and put her hands on her hips defiantly. She looked at Joe expectantly. "Are you not gonna say thank you?"

Joe looked at her, on her knees, face and tits coated with his cum. Dripping off her large breasts and running down between them into her navel. It was a ridiculous scene. Laughably pornographic yet it was reality.

"Um...thank you." Joe said.

Heidi beamed. "Any time little bro."

Chapter 3 Family dinner

Joe made his way downstairs, mind and heart racing. Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. He just came all over his super hot half sister's face and tits within minutes of meeting her. She even offered to help him out any time. Could he really do this again? Could they go any further? This was his sister. Half sister. They had the same mom and she just jerked him off.

He never expected to get off like that to incest. First his hot mom and aunt and now his big sister. He had never met any of them so he had no emotional attachment to them. It was purely physical. Yes. That must be it. Maybe his sister could help take his mind off his mom. That was a line he absolutely could not cross.

As he entered the dining room, he saw that the table was set with meat, potatoes, bread and stews. His mom was still busily carrying things in from the kitchen. Joe's dad and aunt were sat at the table along with a woman who had her back turned towards him.

The woman turned around as Gertie and Michael smiled at Joe. She looked like a woman in her early 40s which in this crazy world meant she was pushing 60.

"Joe this is your Grandmother Lotte." Michael explained.

An hour ago, this sentence would have been utterly ludicrous. The woman before him was beautiful and squarely in the milf category, not yet mature enough to be a gilf. She wore a traditional dress that slimmed her waist and pushed her tits up to reveal a sizeable cleavage. Even bigger than her well built daughters and grand daughter.

Her face had barely any lines and wrinkles but was distinctly mature. Her cheek bones were prominent and she did not have the youthful cheeks of her daughters. Her eyes were piercing blue and stern.

Joe had never seen lips as full and seemingly naturally red on a woman her age.

She extended a hand to greet him. No hug to feel her up.

Joe couldn't look her in the eyes after what he had done to her granddaughter. He weakly shook her hand. Lotte had a powerful grip from working the farm for decades.

"Sag mal. So ein prächtigr Kerl und so ein lascher Gruß. Erika was haben die Amerikaner mit diesem Jungen gemacht? Schau mich an Bub." Lotte said with a stern voice.

Joe looked at Michael.

"It's rude to not keep eye contact when shaking hands Joe. Come on. Greet her properly. Like we practiced."

Joe gathered his composure. He stengthened his grip and met her gaze.

"Mine Nah-Mey is Joe. Fried mitch." Close enough, he thought.

"Na geht doch. Mein Name ist Lotte Müller aber du darfst mich Oma nennen, junger Mann."

"Oma" Joe repeated. The German word for grandma.

How much of these genes transferred over to him? His dad was handsome and in shape but nobody would confuse him for a 30 year old man. Maybe it really was the water.

Oma sat back down as did Joe.

A glass of milk was on the table and he took a large gulp.

"Where is Heidi?" aunt Gertie asked.

Joe nearly choked on the milk. He cleared his throat.

"Heidi will be right down." He said quickly.

"Did you two get along? Her english is really good." Michael said.

"We didn't talk much. I mean, I barely know her. We didn't- I mean- Yeah, her English is good." Joe stammered.

Then Heidi came down the stairs. In a stark contrast to her family, she wore a red crop top, exposing her abs and very short ripped hotpants. Christ. His sister was a slut. Well that much had been clear from what transpired earlier.

Oma Lotte scoffed when she saw Heidi. Heidi sat down next to Joe, smiling at him. Joe's mom finally arrived at the table and sat down as well.

"Ich freue mich so sehr, dass wir alle hier zusammensitzen und dass unser Johann endlich hier ist auch wenn wir uns noch nicht so gut verständigen können. Das wird sicher eine wunderbare Zeit. Was für ein hübscher junger Mann er ist. Guten Appetit euch allen." Erika said and smiled at Joe. He smiled back.

Then he jumped up up as he felt Heidi's hand on his leg. Everyone looked at Joe. He stared back.

"I- uh- thank you Mom for preparing dinner for all of us. It looks great. Thank you for welcoming me and I can't wait to get to know you all." He improvised and sat back down.

Gertie leaned over to Erika to translate, Erika gave a summary to Lotte, who had already begun eating.

"You gotta relax little bro. I just wanted to check if you're better now." Heidi whispered and slowly walked her fingers up Joe's leg, making him shudder. She reached his bulge and grabbed it.

"Mann. I thought you'd be spent but you're just as hard now. If you want, I'll drain you after dinner. I think we've established I'm good at that." Heidi said quietly, massaging his erection through his pants.

Joe clenched his jaw. He did regain some stamina. An hour ago this would have made him blow for sure.

Heidi very adeptly snuck her hand into his waist band and underwear. Her warm hand wrapped around his throbbing cock and just rested there. Just her touch felt amazing.

Joe ignored her as best he could and began eating.

The food was amazing. Everything on the table came directly from the farm. The dinner was full of catching up. Erika and Gertie peppered Joe with questions about his life, with Gertie usually translating.

His mom was so excited to be talking to him. She sometimes quietly repeated a word he said in english to herself.

Heidi would regularly give her brother's cock a squeeze and make him wince.

Lotte was quietly eating. Joe noticed that she was in extremely good shape. Her short sleeved dress showed off her strong and toned arms. Working on the farm had given her a high degree of muscularity without compromising her female form. Broad shoulders but huge, full tits. A model face and bicep veins. Joe wondered what her legs and ass looked like underneath.

"Oops. You're getting even harder. Guess you're already thinking about after dinner." Heidi whispered and gently massaged his dick.

Jesus. He was fantasizing about his grandma's ass and his sister noticed because she had her hand around his cock at the family dinner table. This was so messed up. He shook off the guilt. He was only a man after all.

Chapter 4 The visitor

After dinner, Joe helped bring dishes to the kitchen and quickly rushed to his room. He closed the door behind him. He was breathing heavy. His cock was painfully hard, the head sticking to his boxers with precum. He collapsed on the bed. He kicked off his pants and his rod sprang free. It stood straight up, pointing at the ceiling. Joe wanted to touch himself but he was expecting Heidi any second.

A knock on the door and his cock twitched.

"Yes." he croaked.

The door opened and he heard a gasp. His cock was sure to impress Heidi again. His confidence rose. He decided to take a bit of control. Heidi teased him about being whiny. Well she was the one who jerked off her brother upon meeting him and felt him up at dinner.

"Just go ahead. We both know you're a slut." He said, not looking up.

Slowly she stepped up to the bed. A moment of hesitation, then he felt the soft hands wrap around his cock.

He groaned loudly.

"Finally. You had me going nuts at dinner."

Another gasp.

The hands pumped his cock up and down.

"That's it. Your hands feel so good. Where do you want my cum this time?" He asked self assuredly.