Life sucks. At least that's how it seemed to me! My girl-friend/fiancΓ©e of two years gave me back the ring last week. God what a bitch! She said I didn't 'make enough money' for her! God damn fucking bitch! So what happened yesterday, you ask. I got the promotion I've been working towards! Actually, I got better than what I had been working for. My salary more than doubled and my work load dropped considerably! But she is history...I don't want a gold digger and I thank her for showing me her true colors finally. But I will surely miss the incredible sex we enjoyed.
So here I sit on a Saturday night at home alone acting like I'm watching some stupid show on TV. The phone rings startling me out of my stupor and I finally answer it hurriedly with a loud "HELLO!"
"OUCH! Shit brother dear, do you always yell when you answer the phone?" my sister asks.
"Sorry, Jennifer," I said in a much quieter and calmer voice. "I just didn't want to miss who ever was calling."
"Okay, my ear has stopped ringing now anyway. But hey, I'm glad you're home, can I come over?"
"Sure," I said and gave her directions to my house.
As I awaited her arrival I thought about my life. I'm 27 years young, never married, 6'3" and 195 pounds of solid muscle. I don't consider myself as a cad, hell I've only had five sex partners and each of them was involved with me in a very close relationship. I have never just wanted to fuck a woman and then go on; I always wanted it to be a close relationship first. As near as I could tell, my 'little' sister was much the same way. Jennifer is 23 years old, 5'2' and about 110 pounds spread over a great 34B-23-34 figure. We both inherited our parents' blue eyes and blond hair.
We hadn't seen each other in about two years and I had only moved in here about three months ago. She seemed to have no trouble finding my place and knocked on the door in about 20 minutes. I got each of us a beer and we went out to my patio to enjoy the warm southwest mid winter evening. After catching up on each other's lives I looked at her and asked, "So just what is it that causes my little sister to FINALLY come and see me?"
"Um, well, since you are home on a Saturday night, does that mean you would be similarly occupied on Fridays as well?"
"Well, yes at the moment. I need some time to get over Megan; that bitch!"
"Well don't forget I got dumped four weeks ago by Carlos! And his departure just keeps costing me money!" I gave my sister a questioning look and she went on, "We joined a bowling league for couples only, two couples per team. He can't bowl since HE dumped me, but I have to pay for his spot all the same. What really sucks is we were in third place but we've been swept each week since then and are falling rapidly in the standings. So I was wondering, do you still bowl?"
"Sorry sis, I haven't bowled since my old apartment burned down over two years ago. My 'lucky' ball exploded from the heat, and I was so busy with trying to rebuild my life, plus nurture my relationship with Megan, so I just never even thought about it. Now I would probably be a real gutter cleaner!"
"Oh Jason, you can't possibly be that bad! As I recall you used to really torch the lanes back then! All you need is to get back on the lanes and you'll be good as ever. Besides, if you bowl we won't get stuck with taking the penalty off of Carlos' average. That has just killed us."
Well, to cut to the chase, after some begging and pleading I agreed to join her league as the other half of her 'couple'. "Oh my god, thank you Jason! I could just kiss you for this...in fact...I will." Then she moved quickly to me and kissed me smack dab in the middle of my lips! It wasn't like when Megan and I had kissed, but it sure was different from the last kiss I got from my sister!
"Damn sis, that was some kiss! Why not on my cheek like usual?" I asked in dismay.
"Oh, I didn't tell you did I. The league you just agreed to join is the 'L&S' league. It stands for 'Lovers and Sweethearts'. We have to bowl short handed until I hook up with a new guy...and you are it...I mean him!"
"Um, sis...you are still my SISTER, right? I can't be your lover OR your sweetheart! Have you lost your mind?"
"Yes I am, and no I haven't. And yes you can! Nobody in the league knows you. We have different last names since I was married for that six month period three years ago. I kept his last name since a four letter name is easier to write out than our fifteen letter name is!"
"I never knew you were so lazy, Jenny...or should I say 'Jen' since it's even easier to say?"
"Ass hole! Damn, I didn't mean that! I love you brother dear, and right now that makes you the closest thing to a lover that I have! Please don't back out on me now!"
"Hey, I said I would, so I will! Don't you know I am a man of my word?"
"Yes I remember, and I thank you for being that way. I must tell you that you will have to get used to being kissed by me like that though, since we will have to act like 'lovers' while around those people."
"Ummm, just what does that entail, sis?"
"Well, the kisses of course, and some touchy feely stuff...oh yeah, they don't have 'beer frames', just 'kiss frames'!"
"What!" I gasped as my beer shot out of my nose. I grabbed a towel to dry off with and got each of us another beer before we got back on subject. "What the hell is a 'kiss frame'?"
Jenny blushed and had a hard time looking at me but finally her eyes met mine and she softly said, "If you are the only one on your team not to strike on a frame, you have to kiss ALL of the women on both teams! If I get stuck I have to kiss all of the guys on both teams. We just have to make sure that our kisses with each other are better than any other kisses we give or get."
"Um, sis, I don't really want to agree to kiss god knows what! I mean, I may be single again but I don't want to be locking lip with some over weight cow! I mean you are hot, if you don't mind me saying so, but that doesn't mean the rest of the women are!"
"Have no fear, brother; nobody gets in the league without being approved as 'sexy' enough. There are no cows! It is probably the hottest looking group I've ever been associated with. Oh, thanks for the compliment!"
With that assurance it was settled, I would be her 'lover' on Friday nights for the next four months. Three times that night Jenny made sure we 'practiced' kissing like lovers instead of brother and sister. The kiss she gave me as she left made my cock rise rapidly to attention and I cursed myself after she left for home. I couldn't believe I got a woody from kissing my sister!
The next Friday I picked her up at 7:45 and we headed out for the 9 P.M. league. As we walked towards the entrance she said, "Thanks again, lover, for agreeing to do this for me. You are the best brother ever!" Then she grabbed my arm and pulled me close, rubbing my arm against her perky 34B tit. I tried to pull away but she pulled me back against her saying, "Remember, touchy feely stuff!" I know I blushed in the dark as we continued onward. I wondered just what I had gotten myself into and how far my sister was willing to go to continue her deception.
As we entered several people called out to her varying strains of the theme, "Great catch, he's a real hunk!" I looked around and decided she had most certainly understated the attractiveness of these bowlers! I swear there wasn't one female that was less than an 8.5 on the ten point scale! I've never gotten into checking out guys but they all were certainly good looking to my untrained eye.
We took care of the paper work to get my league sanction card where I learned that the league used all but 4 of the lanes, which were kept open as backup alleys and that no non-league members were allowed to stay once the bowling started. Then Jenny introduced me to her team-mates. Wes was about 6'2" tall, 190 pounds while Heather was 5'4", 115 pounds spread over a 32D-24-34 figure. Wes and I shook hands and then I held my hand out to Heather who used it to pull me to her and then kissed me deep and long, her tongue reaching every where in my mouth. I tried to hide my embarrassment as she happily welcomed me to the team.
By then it was slim pickings for house balls and I couldn't find a good fit. My first official ball went right into the gutter! This was followed by my getting 4 pins on my second roll. My next frame was another gutter ball followed by a 1 count, then I managed to knock down NINE pins while the bell rang signaling that my throw didn't count as my toe went over the line. Shit! My second ball got only 5 pins so after three frames I was solidly in last place with only 10 pins total to show for my efforts. I hadn't bowled this badly since I was six years old!
Then Kim on the other team got 'stuck' with a kiss frame and she gave me a kiss that rivaled what Heather had done when we met. Damn could she kiss! Trouble was that I had to bowl right after the kiss and my cock was madly tenting the front of my pants. But hey, I picked up six pins on my first ball and then made the spare so all was not lost.