Inspired by Lisa69 off the bulletin board
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"Where are you guys taking me?" Mike asked as his two friends, John and Dan as they drove through town.
"It is a surprise!" Dan called back to him from the front passenger seat.
"Just relax bud! Trust me you are gonna love this!" John joined in from the driver’s seat. Mike could do nothing but sit and wait. They had come over to help him celebrate his 21st birthday and now they were driving east out of town, down to the seedier part of it. Mike looked around at the run down buildings and abandoned storefronts. The entire area was in a general state of decay.
"Nice neighborhood!" He said to his friends. Johns swung his Mustang into a car filled gravel lot. A giant neon sign touting nude dancing flashed over the building, from red to green to blue it lighted the parking area. Always saying the same thing: NUDE-NUDE-NUDE. Mike shook his head.
"A titty bar? How original!" He drawled sarcastically.
"Not just any titty bar!" Dan said as he climbed out of the car.
"Yea? What is so special about this one?" Mike asked pushing the seat forward and climbing out. He looked to Dan who looked over John. John grew an ear to ear grin.
"Well of all the people you want to see naked, who would be your first choice?" John asked his forearms resting on the top of the Mustang.
"Tyra Banks." Mike said flatly. John flashed him a frown and a shake of his head.
"No dickhead someone we know, someone we talk about all the time?" Mike thought about it. They were typical guys there probably wasn’t one woman they had not talked about as some point! Some good, some awfully bad!
"Think family!" Dan hinted.
"Terri?" Mike asked referring to his mother’s younger sister. John’s grin grew once again. Mike furrowed his eyebrows. He caught Mike’s confusion.
"Seems Aunt Terri has a skeleton she didn’t want anyone to know about!" John said with a nod to the bar, the red, green, blue colors altering his face a little in the darkness.
"Get the fuck out of here!" Mike barked laughing as he did so, he walked away from his two friends shaking his head. Neither John nor Dan moved to get him. Mike stopped a few feet away from the car. He turned to his friends who were both smiling now. They knew his curiosity would get the better of him so they waited.
"You are trying to tell me there is someone who looks like Terri in there right?" Mike asked.
"No I am telling you Terri works in there!" John said to Mike confidently.
"No fucking way!" Mike shook his head. His aunt would definitely be able to work in a bar such as this. She was stunningly beautiful with tits the size of large grapefruits and a tight ass that would turn more than one head at the mall. Mike looked at his friends who never wavered in their confidence of what they knew.
"You are joking right? This is like some drag bar practical joke thing right?" Mike asked, the disbelief leaving his voice. It was being replaced with hope. He and his friends fantasized about Terri all the time. Especially when Terri moved in with Mike and his family for a while until she got a job down at the local doctor’s office.
"Are you coming in?" Johns said moving toward the entrance. Mike couldn’t help but follow. Dan clapped him on the shoulder with a laugh.
"No Mike we aren’t joking, and she is hotter than you can imagine!" He hooked his arm around Mike’s shoulder and guided him after John.
John paid the cover charge for the three of them as they entered the dark bar. The smoke filled room was filled with the slight smell of perfume and the air was cut with the thump-thump-thump of the sound system that played music for the dancers. The room was filled with men shouting and whistling at a red head on stage. She was in the process of taking off her bra leaving her in only her g-string. She flicked the bra to the back of the stage. She swung her hips in time to the music, Limp Bizkit’s "Rollin’" was playing hard and loud. The red head took her large breast and lifted them to her mouth where she proceeded to lick her nipples. The crowd let loose a set of war whoops as the song began to end the red head lowered her gyrating g-string down to some men at the stage, they began tucking money into her g-string.
John led his two friends to an empty table near the stage. Mike was surprised there was one empty so close, the room was fairly packed. As Mike got closer he realized why it was available. Someone had placed a reserved sign on it. John sat down, Mike and Dan followed.
"So you guys have been planning this?" Mike said to his friends.
"Well it wasn’t all our idea!" Dan said ordering a beer from the topless waitress. Mike followed suit, as did John placing a hundred-dollar bill on the tray.
"Keep them coming!" He said to her brushing her nipple. She smiled and winked at him. "When we saw your aunt here we thought she would be embarrassed. She wasn’t, she even asked about you. She suggested we bring you here for your birthday seeing how she couldn’t make it to your party tonight."
"Which is why we got this table." Mike said catching on. John nodded. The waitress brought the beers, she reached over and gave John his then planted a deep kiss on him. John massaged her breast lightly, then she moved away. Mike looked at him in awe at his forwardness.
"We are seeing each other from time to time!" John laughed in explanation. The music started up again. Pink’s "You make me sick" began and a woman with a pink wig came out. The three men became engrossed in the dancer as she slowly began peeling off her outfit bit by bit. She used the pole in the center of the stage and then began to crawl to the three friends. She sat in front of them and arched upward her stomach toward the ceiling her g-string covered pussy in full view of the three men. All three placed money in her g-string before she left.
"So when is she coming out, will she come over here first?" Mike asked his friends. They shrugged in unison.
Warrant’s "Cherry Pie" began to boom from the system, and there from the back of the stage Mike’s aunt exploded. She was wearing a tight waitress outfit that pressed her breast upward to where they were almost falling out! She carried a pie with her. Her eyes locked on Mike’s instantly and she smiled big. Mike returned her smile. She placed the pie near their table and began to dance, she made quick work of the dress quickly removing it letting it fall around her ankles as she paraded around the stage, soon she was standing in only her g-string. She was playing to the crowd in general at first. Then she came over to Mike’s table. Mike was taken in by her, she never looked at another man after she came to his table. She was dancing for him alone now. The crowd was getting rowdier and rowdier. She knelt in front of Mike’s table and dug her hands into the pie. Cherry of course! And began to smear it all over her body. Her tits and stomach were smeared first, then she began sucking on her cherry-coated fingers, licking them gently. This sent the men in the room into a frenzy! She continued her eye lock on Mike she crooked her finger for him to come closer, Mike embarrassed shook his head no at first but she kept it up. Finally the men in the room were shouting, "Go! Go! Go!" John and Dan being the loudest as they laughed at their friend.
Mike finally stood which the crowd responded with a "hoorah!" and he made his way to his Aunt, who actually was only 12 years older than her nephew. She was biting her lower lips seductively as he approached, she was gyrating her hips upward in a thrusting motion. The crowd went back to its "Go! Go! Go!" mode. When Mike was close enough she slipped a hand around his neck and used it to pull herself upward. Her hips ginding close to him. He could do nothing but smile as his face flushed. Her eyes were locked on him hungrily. Finally she rested her firm ass on her heels as the song was ending. She pulled hard on Mike’s head pulling him off balance and his face was thrust into her breasts. The sweet tang of the cherry pie filling filled his mouth and nose as she smeared his face all over her body. First each breast then down her stomach, lower and lower until his chin pulled her g-sting down a little and her could feel her pubic hair against his chin. The song ended and the crowd went bonkers in cheers as money was thrown on stage. Terri let Mike up and gave him a deep kiss, with tongue, and then gave him a wink.
"Happy birthday!" She shouted over the crowd of cheers. "Don’t leave after the show I have something for you!" She sat there as Mike looked at her in disbelief.
"I think this was present enough!" He said to her, which made her smile. A large bouncer brought a towel over and broke the moment. Mike took the towel and began to wipe off the cherry filling from his face. Terri left to the sound of cheers as she collected money from men along the way.
The rest of the shows were uneventful for Mike as he could only think about what Terri had done. The feel of her nipples in his mouth. The bulge in his pants that never left from watching her dance.
"We are out of here man!" John said to Mike later that evening as he hooked an arm around the waitress he was taking home. "Sure you don’t want a lift?"
"No you guys go ahead, the Mustang would be crowded with me in it!" Mike said looking at Dan kissing one of the dancers. "I will have Terri give me a lift she said she had gift for me."