"You're too mopey these days. You need to get laid."
Like I didn't know. "Thanks, sis. Now we know, and knowing is half the battle."
She rolled her eyes. We were breakfasting before school, standing around the kitchen island. Mom and Dad were off to a destination wedding for one of their friends that week. "Don't you think you've done this virgin thing long enough? You are almost 19!"
"It's not a choice - I just keep striking out. And you're 21 and still living at home, so don't fucking lecture me."
"That's because you're playing baseball when you should be shoving your cock in dumb sluts."
"Give me a break."
She shook her head, smiling. "Bro, this year your birthday is gonna come early. I know plenty of hot bitches." She did. My sister and I got along great, even though she ragged on me, and I had met most of her friends. I would kill to fuck half of them.
She was a hot bitch herself - lean and athletic, with raven hair and large, perky teen tits. She went to a private Catholic school and liked to parade around in her short-skirted schoolgirl outfit when my buddies were over, and I had ended up almost punching a couple of them for the things they said they'd like to do to her.
"If you bring a hot, dumb slut over here to fuck me, then you can consider yourself good for my birthday and Christmas." She laughed, grabbed a juice box, and bounded off to start the day.
*
I didn't realize she was serious. That weekend, our parents were still gone, but we were responsible enough not to have a house party. Well, we were too lazy to have one. I had been invited to one, however, and was torn between my urge to go and try to score, and my urge to play video hockey and try to score.
My sister butted her head into my bedroom. "Bro. What are you doing tonight?"
"I don't know. Still undecided."
"K, well, cancel and pending plans. I've got a hot slut set up for you. She's black and has a killer ass."
I had been drinking a coke and almost choked on it. "You WHAT?"
"You heard me. Her name's Karen and she's DTF. I met her at a party a few weeks back. I told her my bro was hard up and needed devirgining and she practically jumped in the boat."
"You - I - um, I -"
"Shut up. She will be over in like an hour. One thing though, bro." She smiled her devilish smile. "You owe me, so you've got to let me watch you two fuck."
What? "Excuse me?"
"You heard me, loser. Now get yourself showered and presentable. She'll be here soon!" Then she popped her head back out and disappeared.
She couldn't be serious - but she said it all so matter-of-fact. Knowing my sister, as strange as this all seemed, it wasn't outside of the realm of possibility. I would have to follow her and grill her about it some more, to see if she was serious or pulling my chain.
First, though, I would have a quick shower. Just in case.
*
As I towelled off, another towel wrapped around me, I hunted my sister down. She was lounging in the living room, watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Still dressed for school, even though it was the weekend - I knew she'd taken scissors to her uniform to make the skirt quite a bit shorter than the regulations allowed. Her long, tanned legs hung bare over the loveseat armrest.
"Got your shower on, bro? Don't bother getting dressed."
"Now look here," I started in on her. "Quit fucking with me. You've had your fun."
"My fun has not begun," she cooed. "You know what will be fun? Watching this horny black girl toss around your pasty, know-nothing ass. It's gonna be rich."
"Not that I believe your little white lies about big black whores, but even if I did, what makes you think I would allow you to humiliate me by letting you watch me fumble around with one?"
She laughed like I'd told the best joke in the world.
She was starting to piss me off. "Come on, sis. Let's not get the weekend off on the wrong foot."
"Listen, buddy boy. One: There IS a hot, stacked black bitch on her way to fuck you. Two: I expected a little more gratitude! Three: If I want to laugh at you while you struggle to last five minutes as you plow her pussy, that's the least you can do! You'll be plowing her pussy and, trust me, not that worried about how funny you look."
I was about to protest but then the doorbell rang.
Sis slammed the TV off and bounded to the door. I froze. Was this really happening? Or was she fucking with me? Her friend might be in on the joke. Soon she rolled back into the room, giggling, following by a drop-dead gorgeous girl.
"Ashley, this is him." She gestured my way. Ashley was slim with large breasts spilling out of a tight tube top. Her flat, pierced belly was bare, and her curvy, bubbly black ass was wrapped in skin-tight denim shorts. Her skin was dark chocolate and her hair was long and straight and dyed blonde. My sister had found a blonde black girl for my first fuck.
Ashley waved at me, looking me up and down. Then she laughed out loud and grabbed my sister's arm.
My sister laughed and pointed towards me. "OMG dude, your dick!"
I looked down - there was my cock, stiff as a board, pushed out through the towel into the open air.
I grabbed the towel to cover my dick, but my sister had other plans. "Oh no you don't!" She lunged and snagged it away from me. I went to cover my dick with my hands but it was too hard and too big to hide.
Ashley stepped forward and reached down to pull my hands away. "Don't cover up dude!" She grabbed the shaft and started stroking it. "Your sister tells me you're a virgin. Is that right?"
I didn't know what to say or do, so I just nodded.
Ashley smiled. "I love breaking in virgins. It's like, my hobby. First things first, we gotta get you off quick so that you can last later. Just shoot you off quick and get it over with so we can take our time later."
