Author's note -- The series, in chronological order:
Backseat Ride: Sitting on Son's Lap
Backseat Ride: Son's Sex Education
Backseat Ride: Fucking Sister / Mom
Backseat: Sister Seduces Brother
Backseat: Sister/Brother First Time
Backseat: Sister Rides Brothers Lap
Backseat: Threeway Brother/Sis/Mom
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I didn't expect I'd be having threeway sex with my mother and sister, after seeing my dad cheating on my mom with some rando.
OK, that's an overly specific denial. Sooo... I didn't expect, or plan, to fuck my mother. Didn't expect to fuck my sister, either. And really, REALLY didn't expect to wind up in bed in a puppy pile with them at my college apartment.
I can just hear my sister, Ciara, chime in that I don't anticipate stuff 'cause I'm super bad at planning. And thinking in general.
I put up with her frequent insolence because I kinda like my sexy little bratty sis. As you might have surmised by that 'Me And Her Fucking' thing.
Anyhow, I was sitting between mom and sis, on the couch in my apartment near my college in Dallas. Or as Ciara liked to call it, 'our apartment', since she kinda moved in with me after we started fucking on her eighteenth birthday. It seemed unwise to disabuse her of the notion.
We were all drinking berry daiquiris. This was several hours after the 'Need to Bleach My Eyeballs to Block Out the Memory' incident where we all caught my dad fucking yet another skinny skanky blond at our house in Austin.
My mom, Aleja, was sipping at her second daiquiri, apparently trying to forget about the de facto end of her marriage. She bit her lower lip, looking at me then Ciara, like she had something to get off her voluptuous chest.
"Mom," Ciara said.
"Hmm?"
"Just say it. I can almost hear the squeaking of the wheels as you hamster-wheel about whatever the fuck's on your mind."
"Umm... would it be OK if I crashed on your couch for a few nights until I found an apartment here? Don't want to be in the same city as Cody, knowing he'll almost certainly be fucking a plethora of skanks now that he's totally screwed the pooch, marriage-wise."
"Of course you can. Stay as long as you like."
"I don't want to interfere with the... relationship... you two have."
"I think we're close to Peak Surreal, mom. What's a teeny bit more?"
"Seriously. Maybe it's the daiquiris talking, but... I think you and Lucus have the same chemistry as your dad and I had. You even look like younger and better-looking versions of him and me. I get the attraction. I..."
The silence lingered.
Ciara said, "Just spit it out."
"Phrasing?" I said.
"Hush, pervert. The adults are talking."
I stuck my tongue out at her. "Pppthhbbb!"
Mom said, "If you two are quite done with that articulate repartee..."
"Yeesss?" Ciara said.
"What I was getting at was... I think you two make a great couple. Taboos be damned." She gave me a concerned look. "Don't you go fucking around on her and break her heart. If that's all this is to you, a bit of fun -- better say it now. Cause she's a beautiful person who's inexplicably been mistreated by men because of her luscious curves. God knows I dealt with enough of that bullshit myself."
Wow. She actually thinks I want to cheat on Ciara? After watching my dad, just hours ago, torch the remnants of his marriage by humping yet another slut? "First you told me, date other women. Now you say the complete opposite?"
"Answer the damn question," Ciara said. " Do. You. Want. To. Date. Other. Women?"
"I don't want other women. I love YOU!" I blurted out, not thinking.
Hunh. Maybe I mixed those daiquiris a bit too strong.
It got super silent and awkward.
Ciara looked like she was trying not to cry. "Awwww. I wuv you too," she finally said in this high-pitched little girl's voice.
I raised my eyebrows. Was that, like, understated sarcasm? Or deflection? Or... does she --
"I love you, too," she said, softly, back to her usual voice, a sultry sexy lioness' purr, if said lioness had a Southern drawl. "You have no fucking idea how much I've loved you, ever since I was a kid."
Wow. I'm really bad at mindreading. How'd I miss that?
Mom glanced at her, then stared at me. Raised her eyebrows expectantly, like my mindreading powers had suddenly gotten way better in the past five seconds.
The silence lingered. I turned my palms upward, and silently mouthed 'What?' at Aleja.
Mom pushed me against Ciara. "Hug her already, you idiot. Kiss her."
I gently wrapped my arms around my sister's waist. Kissed her.
Mmmm. Feels so good. God she smells wonderful.
My Wild Penis (as I've affectionately nicknamed that body part, since it ignores social conventions or appropriate demeanor), never one to read the room well, started rising to the occasion.
Mom quietly cleared her throat. "Umm, a private word, Lucus?"
I tried to break the hug, but Ciara was hanging on tight, like she didn't want the moment to end. So I put my hand on her chest -- fine, technically her right breast, and a wonderfully squishy one it is (for some weird reason, that thought about her breast popped into my head with an Irish lilt) -- and gently broke the hug. I scooted over to the other side of the couch by Aleja.
She leaned over and whispered in my ear, "I think you should try this, 'cause you know Ciara's a bit insecure about her figure, even though she's a beautiful and sexy woman: Kiss every part of her body you find sexy -- but don't fucking lie, skip over anything you're not as enamored with -- starting with her hair and down to her feet."
"Might get distracted midway down," I whispered back.
"Keep it moving, Bucky, all the way to her feet."
" 'K."
Mom nudged-shoved me back toward her.
"Hey, Ciara..."
She raised her eyebrows. "Hmmm?" She tilted her head up and parted her lips, inviting another kiss.
I kissed her curly black hair instead, feeling it tickle my lips, then forayed inward, pressing my lips against waves of heat from the top of her head. Like her massively smart brain was working overtime here, overheating as she thunk smart thoughts. Or deviously plotted her seduction of me, even though she had me at, 'I've loved you, ever since I was a kid.'
She's a hard one to read sometimes (My internal Irish accent resurfaced, randomly.) "I love your gorgeous hair. Like, lots of women must suffer Hair Envy."
"Thank you, kind sir," she said in a squeaky little girls voice. Deflection. Again.
I kissed her forehead. "And, despite your frequent insolence to your long-suffering brother, I love that wicked smart brain under all that lovely hair."
She wrapped her arms around my neck and gazed up at me with this adoring look. "Go on..."
I kissed one of her eyelids, then the other, her eyes closing just in time. "Ohhh, and those perfectly symmetrical beautiful brown eyes of yours... I could look into them all day long."
I kissed her adorable wide but little nose. "Such a cute nose."
Then her lips, softly. "And those beautiful large pillowy lips you can just sink into all day long... mmmm."
"Keep that up, sir," she whispered, "and I might kinda sorta start liking you."
I couldn't resist making the joke, risks be damned -- the words just heedlessly flew outta my mouth: "Specially when I sink my cock into thos--"
Mom made this warning throat clearing noise. Ciara gave me a symbolic warning slap to the cheek, then a bunch of semi-apologetic quick kisses.
"Ow," I said, though she hadn't hurt me at all.