Disclaimers β This is an oral-only account so if you're looking for something more, there are plenty of other stories more to your taste. I had non-responses from a couple of purported editors so the editing is mine alone. Please let me know if there are errors. I've re-read it a few times but I'm sure to have missed something. And I do reply to comments. And now to the story.
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I was mid-way through a six month IT project in Rio when I got word that my Aunt Victoria would be coming down. She was some sort of medical systems consultant and there was a week-long conference in Rio. After that she'd stay on for a few days to see the city.
I was looking forward to it. She liked to joke and flirt and enjoyed double entendres. And she wasn't bad looking either. Late 40s, about 5 foot 7, buxom and curvy with a slightly oversized ass. Her hair was brown and curly and she smiled a lot. As for me, early 30s, blond hair, 6 feet tall and trim.
Her conference started on the Monday so she was arriving Saturday about midday. I met her at the airport and smiled at her gaudy yellow skirt and floral top. I went to kiss her on the cheek as was customary in Rio but as we'd never kissed like that before, she seemed startled, jerked her head and we wound up kissing on the mouth. Not for long, just a couple of seconds more than was strictly necessary.
"Now that's what I call a real Rio welcome." she laughed. As did I.
"Sorry, but in Rio people usually greet one another with a kiss on each cheek. That's what I was trying to do, though I don't at all mind how it turned out."
"And here I thought you were coming on to me. I'll just have to live with the disappointment. "
"Aunt Victoria, I've come on to much less attractive women but you're happily married. Plus, you're my aunt."
"You're right Pytor (my name, though I'll spell it Peter henceforth). Sigfrid (my uncle) and I are in it for the long haul, though sometimes it seems awfully long. And aunts and nephews shouldn't get up to things, should they?" She had a half-smirk as though she was daring me to...I dunno. And I noted the barb about Uncle Sig.
"No, that would be awfully taboo."
"Taboo β oooh!" And she smiled with mock dismay.
"Well let's get a taxi and get back to the hotel."
For my assignment, the company would have paid for an apartment and a maid (fairly common in Rio) but when I did the math, I realized I could stay in a hotel right on the Ipanema beachfront for the same price. Victoria was going to stay with me Saturday and then check in to her conference hotel several miles away on the Sunday.
I had what was called a junior suite that was more like a large room with the TV, a couple of tables and chairs and a sofa right by the large window that overlooked the beach. There was an open archway between it and the bed part of the room. I had a queen and another that was called a double but was maybe 50% larger than a single. The spacious bathroom was nearest the door and outside it was a separate space with a sink and mirror. Victoria would be taking the smaller bed for the night.
We got back and as the flight was catching up with her, Victoria decided to take a nap. "But no more than two hours Peter. I don't want my body clock getting screwed up."
I changed in the bathroom and went down to the beach. Two hours later I went back to the room and shook the still sleeping Victoria. "Rise and shine."
She slowly opened her eyes and quickly sat straight. The covers slid down exposing her ample breasts. Although the room was dim, it wasn't completely dark and I could make out her very large nipples.
"Peter! What the..." as she shook her head and then covered up.
"Sorry Aunt Victoria. I thought turning the lights on would be too much a shock to the system and I never reckoned on you sitting up like that, or sleeping in the nude."
"Not nude, I'm still in my underwear. And as for shocks to the system, I suppose I've scarred you for life with that display."
"I didn't get a clear look but they seemed pretty nice from the glimpse. So no scarring whatsoever. But I came up to see if you wanted to go to the beach with me."
"That was the plan, but I need to get into my bathing suit, so turn around."
I stared out the window and a few minutes later Victoria returned in her suit and a beach jacket courtesy of the hotel.
We spread out our towels and Victoria was taking a good look at the nubile Brazilians in their tangas which are basically thongs. Victoria's was quite conservative β pale blue one-piece that revealed little except her shapely figure.
"God Peter, I feel so overdressed here."
"And a few minutes ago you were feeling underdressed. Hard to find that balance, right?"
"You're not going to let me forget that, are you? Anyway, I couldn't wear something like that."
"I'll let you forget that when I do, which might be never. And we could probably find you something tanga-like in your size."
She looked dubious. "Right. That is not going to happen."
We took some sun, then a stroll and returned to my room.
"So no tanga for you Aunt Victoria?"
"Peter, I couldn't. And what's with these women here? Do they all shave their pubic hair?"
"I don't know about all but I gather that a lot do."
"And that's one more reason why I can't wear one."
Although I suspected what she was getting at, I looked mystified. "You mean...um...couldn't you..." It went on.
"Were you going to say 'shave'? How would that look to Sigfrid? I go to Rio for a week and come back with a bald pussy?"
"Well, if that's the issue, could you maybe just trim a bit?" I felt I was floundering here but didn't know what else to say.
"Peter, look." With that she pulled up the sides of the crotch area of her bathing suit. A LOT of hair just burst out. I gaped.
"You see? Oh, you DO see." And she put her bathing suit back in place, entrapping that pubic jungle once again.
"And what about you?"
"What do you mean?"
"You're wearing a pretty conservative suit. Is that because you have the same family pubic hair genes?"
While it was true my bathing suit was a baggy boxer style that came halfway to my knees, she was wrong about the pubic hair. I'd never had much. Just a couple of sparse blond tufts. "No, the swimsuit is comfortable. And no, I don't have much pubic hair."
"I don't believe you. Let's see."
I couldn't believe where the conversation was going. "Seriously, I don't have much."
"Do you shave then?"
"No. Of course not."
"Well then, I showed you mine..."
Damn. I could have refused but that would have seemed prudish, and a bit unfair. Also, I was enjoying this playing-with-fire."