Maybe one of the most significant birthdays is the 18th. It has been established as a rite of passage to early adulthood, a landmark worth celebrating. Erik Teller and his twin sister Amy were turning 18, but they had made no plans.
For Erik and Amy, birthdays tended to be a low key event. They were born on the same day, June 21, the longest day of the year, the summer solstice. Twelve years later, on the same day, their parents were killed in a tragic car accident. Since that day they had lived with their Uncle John and Aunt Martha, two of the most wonderful people on the planet. The 18th birthday gathering became even smaller when their Aunt and Uncle announced they would be going out of town for a few days, leaving the twins in charge, though "not authorized to make any decisions" as Uncle John put it.
Doing nothing for his birthday was fine with Erik. He had made plans to soak up the early summer sun beside their backyard pool. By the time he walked out there at 10 am, his sister was already stretched out in a lawn chair, reading a college chemistry book. She peered over her sunglasses at him as he walked up.
"Happy birthday my bro," she smiled. "How does it feel to be 18?"
Erik was always overcome by her infectious smile, and he laughed. "It feels about the same, how 'bout for you?"
She put the book down and looked off into the distance. "It feels to me like it's a brand new day, full of excitement and opportunity, everything is different and fresh. Today is the first day of the rest of my life, and I intend to make it great."
Erik smirked at her choreographed message, probably gleaned from one of her power of positive living books. "Yeah, that's what I meant to say," he replied.
Although they were twins, there was little evidence of the fact. Erik was an average student, better in the creative subjects, and had aspirations to be a writer. He was tall, dark and handsome, and had dated about half the girls in high school, though none for very long. He was disorganized, cynical and lacked vision. Amy was a Golden Child, in every way. She had sandy blond hair and was fair skinned, but always seemed to have a golden glow about her, especially in the summer. She was neat, always positive, hyper-organized. Class valedictorian, perfect SAT scores, brilliant in science and math, she would be going to college to major in physics, with a goal of working for NASA. She was beautiful, athletic, and the dream of every boy in high school, but she had dated the same boy since she was 15 years old. His name was Paul; he was the quarterback of the football team, smart, voted best looking in his class. Most people expected them to marry and have incredible children.
It was a gorgeous summer day, and after a few hours Amy went in and made some sandwiches. A full belly and a warm sun sent Erik far into the throes of an afternoon nap, and he was having a sweet dream about an old girlfriend when he felt a wet ball bounce across his chest. He woke with a start and looked up to see his sister grinning down at him.
"Feel like challenging the Backyard Soccerpool World Champion?" she asked.
Erik groaned and rolled over. Backyard Soccerpool was a game they invented several years ago. One player would jump off the diving board while the other drilled a shot at them. The object was to deflect the shot before it hit your body. Amy had invented the game for practice. Amy, who held the high school state record for scoring the most goals in soccer, while Erik played second string goalkeeper. Not only was she the current Backyard Soccerpool World Champion, she was the ONLY holder of that title.
Erik felt the wet soccer ball bounce off his back. He knew that she wouldn't stop until he agreed to play, the girl was relentless. He dragged himself over to the diving board and jumped, spread eagle across the pool, while Amy took her shot...and something happened that had never happened in the history of Backyard Soccerpool. The ball hit Erik squarely in the nuts. He hit the water gasping, and was just able to drag himself over to the side of the pool as the ache began to set in.
Amy was half giggling and half all out laughing as she gave him a hand out of the pool. "That should count double for me," she said.
"I think it did count double for me," he groaned. He collapsed into the chair and curled into the fetal position while he recovered.
"What is it about being hit down there?" Amy asked as she sat in the chair next to his. "Which...ah... part is it that hurts?"
"It hurts your whole body when you get hit there," Erik said.
"So, that's from being hit in the...p," Amy hesitated and seemed to be nervous. "in the penis part?"
Erik looked over at her incredulously. He was trying to figure out if she was trying to be funny.
"No, it hurts from being hit in the BALLS part," he yelled. "Haven't you ever heard of a guy getting hit in the balls?"
Amy blushed and looked a bit flustered. "I don't know. I guess. I never really understood the whole....balls thing."
The ache in Erik's midsection had not quite peaked yet and he didn't feel much like discussing it, but he was having trouble understanding her.
"What do you mean, you don't understand it?"
Amy blushed again. "Well, you know, the balls thing. Like, are they really balls, are they hard, what are they made of. How big are they. That kind of thing."
Erik studied his sister carefully. The girl with the highest GPA in school history was asking him questions about simple anatomy. Surely she was just fucking with him, but she looked serious.
"They are about the size of a pea, really hard," he said. "They're made of bone."
Amy nodded to herself and looked thoughtful. "Yeah, yeah, I knew that," she said.
Erik couldn't help himself, he burst out laughing. "You've never seen a guy's balls have you?"
Realizing Erik had been testing her and she failed, Amy turned beet red with embarrassment.
"You've been dating Paul for three years, you've never seen his balls?" he asked.
"Yeah, of course, I've seen him, I just wasn't taking notes," she retorted.
Erik studied her closely. He knew his sister all too well. "You're lying," he said. "You've never seen him naked."
She started to refute the claim but realized it was futile.
"Oh my God, you've never had sex!?" he shouted, half laughing. "You've been going out with Paul for three years and you've never had sex!"
Amy stood up and threw the ball toward Erik's head, and he had to stop laughing to deflect the shot. "Shut up," she yelled angrily.
Erik knew when he had pushed her too far. "Okay, take it easy, sis," he said. "I just can't believe you've been dating him all this time and never even seen him naked. I mean, he's the captain of the football team, a total stud."
Amy sat back down and quietly collected herself. Neither of them spoke for a few minutes, and then she broke the silence with a stunner.
"If you like him so much, maybe you should ask him out."
"Ask him out?" he said. "What are you say..."
"Paul is gay," she said.
Erik rolled out of his fetal position and sat up on his chair. "He's gay?" he asked. "How long have you known?"
Amy hesitated again before answering. "I've always known," she said. "He told me three years ago."
Erik stared at his sister in utter disbelief. "Why have you been dating him for three years if he's gay?"
"We've had an....arrangement," she shrugged. "He didn't want his parents to know he's gay β his dad is a minister, you know. And I didn't want guys bothering me. So we've been just dating, as friends."
"Holy cow," Erik said. "I had no idea, I thought you guys were going to get married." He shook his head and let it all sink in. "So why don't you want to go out with other guys."
"I don't know, too much trouble I guess. With school and sports, I didn't want to be...distracted."
Erik shook his head. "Well, I guess that's one way to handle it. So you have never seen a guy naked in your whole life?"
"Of course I have," she smiled. "I've seen you!"
Erik's eyes opened wide.