Robinn' the Hood with the Gansta's
When the tables are turned, so are the robbed!
M(oral) preamble: All characters depicted here exceed the age of 18, no Bronies were harmed in the making of this treatise.
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Robin was a slightly buxom young maiden blessed with the gift of a big cock, as were the majority of her entourage of marauding Merry Gangsta's. Together they would relieve noble persons of their lusts, along with their cumbersome worldly possessions. They quite literally took their pussies, cocks, tits, mouths and their favorite, booties.
"Okay laddies and ladies" exclaimed Robin "today we hear tell of a carriage caravan stuffed with elite bourgeoisie and their equally fat wallets" which was followed by muted cackles from the ragtag bunch "we're gonna pounce on 'em from out the Great Gulge hiding stones" roars from the crowded mass ensue "then we pounce on 'em with our big bulges and cracks" the roars become louder.
She continues "Let me remind you all that priority #1 is the gold, THEN the celebrations. I'm sure ALL of you know the drill, and it's NOT to drill until we strike oil, then we can gush ourselves all we like" uproarious guffaws follow the lascivious entendre.
Suddenly a heckling chide emanates from the crowd "Hey Robin what's a pirate's favorite letter?"
"Arrrrrr" says Robin with a grin shared with the "audience" as they boo her corny response.
"We ride within the hour, take your positions, so we can position THEM in the manner we choose" this evokes the loudest of cheers "let us prepare forthwith" and the troupe busies themselves for onslaught, kinda!
The roughians gather with their leader behind the large stone framing the narrowing of the pass. They crouch down and only whisper.
"Dang, Friar Tucked when you squat I can see your tiny balls and fat asshole peeking under your robe" says one of the horniest amongst the banditos "hope they got one like you I could stick or else I'm jumpin' you tonight."
Friar's only reply is a scowl.
"Shhhh you want to blow this or what?" demands Robin "and no one say nothin' about blowin'' she admonished when noticing the haughty chuckles from the troupe.
At once Maid Marian quietly says "they're here!" then the drum of horses and the squeaking gyration of wooden wheels is heard, signaling her to jump quickly in the middle of the dusty highway and wave her arms in distress.
"Help, these, whatever they are, are trying to capture me and bring me into their hidden den of iniquity. Help me please!" feigns Marian as the wagon train of wig donning gentry comes to a screeching halt.
A male wig in the lead car pokes his head out the swinging door and declares "I say, NOT so young maiden, remove your being from the path, we have not a second to spare for your predicament. Besides, such a venerated maiden as yourself can ill afford to scoff the fortuitous advances of ANY man!"
Marian smirks at the thought of a "pre-dick-ament" and says to herself "you have no idea" and proceeds to saunter towards the carriage of noble "wannabe's."
The miffed gentry begin to slowly exit their transports and stare with bug eyes at Marian, who is removing an article of cloth with each pace. She's down to ruffled bloomers by the time she reaches the first driver. She suggestively smiles at him and stands akimbo. The lady passengers quickly yank their partners back to the coaches with disgust at their beau's gawking sleepwalk.