Note: This is an update to the original story. I made the mistake of trying to change from first person POV to third part way through and left a number of errors. Hopefully most of them have been caught.
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CHAPTER 1
MADDIE: DOES THIS LOOK STRAIGHT TO YOU?
It came as a relief when Maddie saw Josh's door open. A couple years back she might've barged right in, open or not, but age brings responsibilities even if that age is only eighteen and the responsibilities are making sure you don't catch your older brother with his dick in his hand.
"Hey," she said.
Josh carried on noodling on the electric guitar resting across his lap. He wore headphones, ragged jeans, a torn t-shirt and a frown. Ever since he'd arrived home from college Maddie thought he looked better every day. She had made her mind up this stupid crush she'd developed had to stop. Had to stop tonight. One way or the other.
Only when she dropped on the bottom of the bed did his fingers stop as he looked up. He grinned.
"What ya playing?" Maddie asked.
Josh pulled one of the earbuds out and held it to her. "See if you recognise it."
Maddie plugged the bud in as Josh's fingers started to fly again, the guitar linked to his iPad. She listened until he hit a bum note, stumbled and stopped.
"Damn—that's an old one."
"You recognize it?" Josh said.
"How long you been practicing?"
"Two fucking weeks. Man, it's real hard."
"You almost got it down."
"Almost's not good enough. We're supposed to be playing it a week Saturday but I'm not going to be ready."
"Practice more," Maddie said.
"I got to work too."
"Sure. But it's a good use for your hands when you're not working."
Josh gave Maddie a look and she smiled sweetly. "Or does Hannah-baby take care of all that for you? She's got nice fingers, ain't she?"
Josh stuck his tongue out. Maddie laughed. She liked teasing him. Wished she could tease him more. Josh was her big brother, three years older, twenty-one to her eighteen.
Ever since she'd started thinking about boys
that
way she'd thought about Josh that way too. She often wondered what he was doing, who he was doing it with. In fact she knew who he was doing it with. He was doing it with Hannah-baby. Except it was only Maddie ever added the baby at the end, even if Hannah was a year older than she was. It was nothing, nineteen to twenty-one, it was fine, but she did so love to tease Josh. And it was so easy to do.
"Mom's getting herself in a panic over this date Saturday," Maddie said.
"I know. Have you talked to her about it? Given her the benefit of your great experience?"
"Sure... but she said a hand job on a first date was probably too much too soon."
Josh stared at her. "You didn't say—"
"Of course I didn't. Do you think I'm stupid, stupid?" She smiled the sweet smile again, the one she knew he liked. "I told her not to fuck him unless he paid for dinner."
"Well... that's better, I guess."
Maddie poked her tongue out and shuffled closer. "You got anything else you can play?"
This time it was Josh's tongue came out. She watched it pop out, slide back, and felt herself get wet almost instantly as an image seared across her mind of his tongue doing that, going out, in, out, in, but doing so between her legs. Josh had a real long tongue, just like she did, and she just knew how it would feel inside her. Damn, but she would fuck his brains out if he wasn't her brother. Maybe she'd have to anyway.
Maddie wondered would Josh go for something like that. Then wondered why would he. Hannah-baby was no doubt giving him pretty much everything he wanted and more. Hannah-baby looked like she'd be able to give any man anything he wanted and more. Which reminded Maddie of why she'd really come into Josh's room.
She leaned forward, wishing she'd worn a looser top so she could flash some boob at him. They weren't as big as Hannah-baby's, but she considered them more shapely.
"I got a question for you."
"Uh-huh." Josh played
Reelin' in the Years
again, that hard opening lick, over and over again. Maddie heard it faintly, the bud out of her ear now and lying on the bed covers.
"We've always been able to talk about anything, haven't we?"
"Uh-huh. Anything."
"Everything," Maddie said.
"That too. What do you want to know, sis?"
She wriggled her ass along the covers so she was close to Josh. "Stop playing a minute, will you, I got something to ask."
Josh leaned over and laid the guitar on the floor beside the bed. He straightened and stretched his legs out, one either side of her, like he used to do all the time but not so much these days. Maddie rested her hands on his legs just above the knee.
"Ask me then," Josh said. His eyes met hers, almost a challenge.
"Is it normal for a guy to have a kink in his dick?" Maddie said, pleased when Josh's mouth dropped open. She grinned. "Well, is it?"
"A kink?"
She nodded.
"What kind of kink? A swing to the right, a swing to the left? A right angle?"
Maddie used her index finger, putting it up straight then leaning the tip over a little.
"Like that?" Josh said.
Maddie nodded.
"But bigger than your finger, I take it."
Maddie shrugged. "A bit."
"Only a bit? Man, you got to get a new boyfriend, Mads."
"I've got a new boyfriend."
"You have?"
Maddie nodded. She dropped her hand back onto Josh's thigh. She stared at the bulge in the front of his jeans, trying to work out if it had gotten fuller. She thought maybe it had.
"Then get a different new one," Josh said.
Maddie shook her head and sighed. The conversation had gone off track somewhere. "What I need to know is, is it normal for a guy to have a bend in his dick. Pete claims it is, claims it's very normal. In fact he claims just about everyone he knows has got a dick goes one way or the other."
Josh laughed. "Pete Carrington?"
"Yes Pete Carrington."
"His dick bends..." Josh looked at Maddie's hand. "Which way was it—to the left or the right."
Maddie smiled and lifted her hand to demonstrate.
Josh shook his head. "And he claims all the other dicks he's ever seen do the same thing?"
Maddie nodded.
"You definitely need a new boyfriend, Mads, if the one you got goes around looking at other guy's dicks. Have you fucked him?"
"Not yet."
"Because of the kinky dick or is there some other reason?"
"Like I fuck every guy on a first date?"
"Is that all you done—a first date with him? I guess he didn't pay for dinner then."
Maddie smiled.
"One date and you already know his dick's got a bend in it?" Josh shook his head. "Now I'm glad you're not offering Mom advice on this date. So what'd you do, give him a hand job?"
"Might've," Maddie said, her voice barely audible.
"On a first date?"
"He's a catch. All my girlfriends are wet for him. What was I supposed to do, give him a peck on the cheek and say next time maybe? Don't tell me you never got any on a first date. I bet Hannah-baby had her panties off before you got her to the end of her street."
Josh laughed. "This isn't about me, Mads. Besides, it was you raised the subject of Pete's deformed dick." Josh shook his head. "Man, I got to get that picture out of my head."
"It's not deformed. It's got a little bend in is all."
"To the left."
"Yes, to the left."
"I hope he was suitably grateful for this hand job. Did he return the favor?"
"It was a first date," Maddie said.
"Exactly. This is an equal opportunity world now, or haven't you heard?"
Maddie sighed. "I'm still waiting for an answer."
Josh appeared to be thinking. Then he said, "Are you telling me Pete's is the first dick you've ever seen?"
"No."
"The first one you've put your hand around then?"
Maddie lifted a shoulder.
"So you get to eighteen without so much as touching a guy and then you go out with Pete Carrington and on the first date you take his dick out and—"
"I didn't take his dick out."
Josh stared at her. "
He
took his dick out?"
Maddie nodded.
"Like he was expecting you to give him a hand job?"
Maddie shook her head. "He was expecting a blow job, he said, but I wasn't gonna do that."
"Of course not. Not on a first date."
"Exactly."
"But rubbing one out was OK."
"I had to do
something
," Maddie said.
"You could've walked," Josh said.
"We were in his car parked three miles outside town. I was scared if I turned him down flat he might've... well, you know..."
"He knows I'd fucking kill him if he did," Josh said.
"No you wouldn't." But the idea of Josh coming to her protection made Maddie feel good. "Besides, I don't think he's going to ask me out again."
"Because you wouldn't blow him?"
"Lots of girls would've."
"I hope he's got cum stains all over his upholstery," Josh said.
Maddie giggled. "I wiped my hand down the back of the seat, so yeah, I guess he has." She sighed and without really thinking about it rubbed her thumb along Josh's leg, the denim soft. "And you still haven't told me if it's normal."
"A dick that bends to the left?"