The name is Mohammed Youssef. I'm a big and tall young Black man living in the town of Mogadishu in the Nation of Somalia. I'm here to tell you the truth about the War Against the Undead. The War against the Zombies. In the movies and poorly written novels, whenever the Zombies rise, they're always attacking someplace fancy like North America or Europe. In reality, Zombies tend to pop up in the corners of the world where nobody is looking for them. Like my homeland of Somalia. Does that surprise you? It shouldn't. Mother Africa has endured all kinds of hell since the White Man started playing Invader and Conqueror. Africa survived the onslaught of racism and imperialism. And now, it faces the Zombie Apocalypse. Just another day in the land of the sun, ladies and gentlemen.
First things first, though. A little about me, the Hero of this story. I was born in the City of Toronto, in the Ontario region of Canada. That makes me a Canadian Citizen though I consider myself purely Somali. I was raised in the Islamic faith but these days, I mainly consider myself Agnostic. You see, I'm bisexual and Islam disagrees with that. I didn't choose to be this way. I swear. I find both women and men attractive. Growing up in the liberal City of Toronto, I embraced my true self and my parents, Ahmed and Fatima Youssef, disowned me for it. Whatever. I live my life my way. Besides, I was too liberal for the conservative Muslim community of Somalia anyway. I happen to believe that women shouldn't have to wear the damn burka or the hijab if they don't feel like it. Also, there's nothing wrong with drinking, partying and having a good time regardless of your gender, race or religion. Yeah, a lot of my views were at odds with the Islamic community so they made me an outcast. Whatever.
After getting thrown out of my folks house in Ajax, I moved to York. I had an academic scholarship to York University so I got busy studying Criminology. Before the Zombie Apocalypse, I wanted to become a police officer. I was attending York University when I met this cute guy named Raphael Etienne. A big and tall, sexy Black guy from the City of Cap-Haitien in the Republic of Haiti. The guy was sexy as hell, built like a college football player. And he was bisexual like me. Raphael was a fourth-year student in the Business Management program at York University. He was dating a chubby Chinese chick named Nicole Chang at the time we met but he and I shared a special connection. That's why we became fast friends and later, fuck buddies. I had a lot of fun with Raphael whenever he and I had some free time. He would come to my dormitory and we would fuck like rabbits, man. I loved riding Raphael. The big Haitian guy had a nine-inch, uncircumcised dick and he loved shoving it deep into my ass. Being from a Muslim background I'm not used to seeing uncircumcised dicks but I've grown to love them since meeting Raphael. I think uncut guys are the best!
Raphael and I had our fun throughout my first year as an undergraduate student at York University in Ontario. However, the second year he left. He had gotten his girlfriend Nicole pregnant and her parents insisted that he marry her. They got hitched during the summer. My sexy Haitian boyfriend was now a married man with a full-time job as a restaurant manager. I missed him, but life goes on, eh? I met this fine-looking chick named Natasha Bronson, and we just clicked, man. Natasha was fine as hell. Five feet eleven inches tall, slender and athletic, with long blonde hair, alabaster skin and pale blue eyes. A native of Metropolitan Calgary in the region of Alberta, Natasha came to York University on a scholarship like me. She was taking up Criminal Law, and also played for the women's rugby team. And she liked Black guys. Did I luck out or what?