"Hit the street by 11:30!"
"I won't forget! Nick will light a fire under me!"
And she is gone, a peck on the cheek and out the door with Khang, my bride-to-be off to do whatever brides did all morning with their sisters before they wed the love of their life.
That's me, Greg, the love of her life! Jillian and I are going to be married, in a few hours. Exactly how this worked, I still have no idea. It's none of my concern, apparently.
See, in our clan, the Aunties are responsible for that stuff, all of it. The church, the party, a ฤรกm Hแปi first which is a reception at her family's house. That's what 11:30 was about.
My part was just, getting cleaned up and dressed, then showing up with my 'brothers'.
I don't have any brothers, not by blood, an only child. But after last fall I had all the volunteers I could want. Way more than I was truly comfortable with.
Jillian and I had done something that got everybody feeling pretty great about us. Something they couldn't ignore, she'd said. Well, she was right; Khang had taken her phone off the hook for two days, it rang continuously, always another guy in the Vietnamese community and beyond wanting to walk with me. Cousins and uncles and brothers, every age.
Phuong had finally put an article in the local Vietnamese newspaper, show up here at 11:30 to walk 'The Finder' to ask for his bride Jillian, all welcome! Easy for him to say; I had to feed them all at the reception!
We'll look like a street parade, fifty or a hundred guys if they all show, processing up the hill from our condo on the beach, through the boardwalk to the Nguyens' place, the tailor shop they had on the professional street behind.
Fortunately, I had Nick here with me, my niece. She was to keep me on schedule, sort out the gifts, make sure I was dressed and on the street at the appointed time.
Can't keep the grandfather waiting! Though I'm pretty sure Phuong would wait any amount of time; he'd waited for this day for most of his life. Conspired to get me to, um, court Jillian. Totally melted down when Jillian told him we were expecting. Got everything he ever wanted out of this deal, nearly.
Phuong even sent pre-natal vitamins from the Vietnamese pharmacy, and a traditional crib, now in the spare bedroom, a wicker basket thing on legs, looks like it's for holding apples. Jillian says it'll be perfect, put a soft liner in it, blankets, baby will be very comfortable and safe.
Gonna be fun, marrying a girl almost five months pregnant. Gonna look awesome in her dress. Khang said it wouldn't be an issue, she's a genius with clothing, made a dress so clever Jillian would be beautiful and comfortable. I won't see it until, well, an hour or two from now!
The Aunties had planned the date well, lots of experience with this. Jillian was at that wonderful place between morning-sickness and aching back, the magic weeks in the middle where she was energetic, excited, still pretty mobile.
And fucking sexy. Oh my God.
Her baby bump is no secret to me; I can see every sexy curve and bulge. My son, in there, half a foot long, big head, tiny body, floating in a bubble in a perfect growth chamber, designed by nature to nurture a child.
And make expectant Moms look supremely fuckable.
I have a strong pregnancy fetish, I admit it. I see her curves, the changes in her face, lips, hips, her breasts and I get a stiffie. Every single time. She got so she'd joke about it, tucking my dick away when we crawled into bed, to make room for the two of them.
Down to business! First Nick and I shlep all the stuff from the extra bedroom, the bride-family-gifts, out to the drive. Weather is fine, that's a blessing right there, no problem leaving them outside. Nick does most of the hauling, so much faster than me, but I help with the two-person stuff. We get it all arranged in neat rows, ready for brothers to help carry.
No breakfast: Nick keeps closing the fridge door when I wander over, giving me a look? I have to fit into the suit, just for this one day, I can miss a meal.
Time to clean up, take a shower, get the sweat off and shave. Same old routine, but somehow today it seems to carry more weight.
Get thoroughly scrubbed, every inch, use soap. Then clip and comb and file, been to the barber for the whole job last week, still pretty tidy, not a lot to do.
It's an hour to go and Nick wants me dressed,
now
. Wants to help, I remind her I've dressed myself since I was four. Close the bedroom door on her.
Nick is something like my best man. Definitely my best friend, other than my wife. Jillian's niece, really, well not 'really', we just decided, and she went along with it, wanted it, so that makes it a fact.
Been a close friend these last months, for sure, talking me through my down times when Jillian couldn't sleep, couldn't eat, puking all over the place. Cooked for us! Not anything spectacular but when I was doing puke-laundry for the third time in a weekend on zero sleep she'd boil some rice or come over with takeout, some tame noodles the Vietnamese shop makes for expectant mothers, some non-smelly stuff for me so it wouldn't set Jillian off. Kept me alive.
God I don't know what I would have done without family!
So I gotta put on this rig, how hard can it be? Khang made it so that means it's not like something normal, got buttons where I didn't know buttons could be. A band I'm supposed to wear around my middle? Some snaps, they don't seem to add up, four on one side, three on the other?
"Niiick!" Ok I do need Nick to help me get dressed. She appears instantly, waiting outside the door.
"Hands up!"
I gave up trying, just hand over the bits, raise my arms, let Nick have her way with me. She strips off what I've got on wrong, turns things around, rebuttons and re-straps and snugs things up while I stand in my boxers feeling vulnerable. If it was anybody else but Nick...
"Ok. Walk." I put my arms down and walk, expecting it to feel like a suit of armor or some uncomfortable monkey suit formal thing.
It's not. Feels like it's hardly there, moves with me, flexes in the right places. No binding!
Nick sees my grin, gives me a fist-bump.
"Aunt Khang knows her stuff!"
Boy howdy she does. This is awesome. Look like a million bucks in the dresser mirror, the part I can see anyway. I can See everything, but important today to pay attention to what everybody else is looking at!
I hear cars outside, get nervous. The 'brothers' are arriving.
Nick and I give each other a look; Nick grins, comes in for the hug. No argument here; I need one.
Hands on my shoulders, "You got this! We go out, I give you the sign when everybody is ready, you start walking! You know the way. Take your time; we'll be right behind you."
Sounds easy, but right out the door and already I'm nervous.
Cars line the street, up to the corner in both directions, double-parking now. Young men, old, everything in between! Getting out, hanging out, chatting, some already here, holding gifts, ready. Some brought more gifts! We're gonna need a wheelbarrow.
Mr. Pham! In a wheelchair, not gonna be up to walking a mile with that artificial leg.
No problem: I greet him like Jillian has taught me, first as the eldest, bowing over him in his chair, with the correct honorific.