Urban Oddballs: Farmy pt 01
Edited by Thegreat_pretender
Three days had passed since the group had their sleep over. Now, however, three of the crew members met in Shawky and Gaxi's house to discuss what missions they would be tackling today.
"Okay, well I guess it's just us and Miss Poppy today," Gaxi shrugged as she looked at her phone.
"Yeah, Quizzy and the little mouse girl went to some food thing in Uptown," Poppy said, leaning back on Shawky's plush couch.
"What about Sarah and Oeno?" Gaxi asked.
"Sarah Girl is taking the day to spend with mom, and it's Wednesday, so Oeno Girl is doing her weekly rituals at church," Shawky answered as she sat a tray of coffee down on the table.
"So, what are you girls up for doing today?" Poppy asked as she sipped her coffee.
"Hmmm, what about this one? There's a Flop Goblin troop that have procured some valuables from some estate."
"That sounds like fun, you girls wanna do that?" Gaxi asked, excited.
"I'm down for it! Hold on!" Poppy smiled as she snapped a photo.
'
Coffee with the team #Go Trustees'
Poppy typed into her phone before posting.
"What app is that?" Shawky asked, peeking at Poppy's phone.
"Oh, this is 'Thicker', it's a social media app where you post photos of your 'gifts'," Poppy winked, pushing up her uppermost set of breasts.
"I see, do you get likes or thumbs or whatever?" Shawky asked, eyes lowered.
"Yeah, yeah you do. I think you two should sign up, you definitely have the stuff to get likes," Poppy giggled as she grabbed a handful of Gaxi's ass.
"Oh, stop it, you're too much," Gaxi giggled.
"Oh, speaking of which, thank you for the milk you gave out at the slumber party some nights ago," Shawky smiled as she took another sip of her coffee.
"Hey, I knew I tasted something familiar, you used it as creamer in this didn't you?" Poppy smiled, flattered.
"Yes! It really is quite delicious, you make a high quality product!" Shawky giggled.
"Well, thanks to Nana's coaxing, I think I'll be milking myself more often. It's such a soothing process," Poppy exclaimed, rubbing her cheek in blissful recollection.
"I would imagine so, I've done it a few times myself when I was popping out babies. That time has long passed, though," Shawky cooed.
"Oh, wait that's right, you had a daughter that's a dairy cow now, right?" Poppy questioned.
"Yes, yes, my baby Wilkie is a bit of a boob blimp now, haha," Shawky giggled.
"Right, how is she? Have you talked to her recently?" asked Poppy.
"No, but I've made plans to visit her soon," Shawky said, tapping her chin.
"Well, we don't have to do a mission today, we could go visit now!" Gaxi giggled.
"I guess we are good on finances at the moment...what do you think, Poppy Girl?" Shawky asked, reconsidering her plans.
"Oh, I'm cool with it, I've never been to a milk farm before," Poppy said, smiling in agreement.
"Hmm, I don't think we're allowed to use Zeba Girl's car at the moment. Do you have a vehicle, Poppy Girl?" Shawky asked, pondering on how they would get out to the country.
"No, but I think I might know someone who does," Poppy winked, dialing on her phone.
***
"Well, M'ladies, thank you for calling me to be your source of you all's transportation," said Rupert, bowing before his audience.
"Thanks babe!" Poppy squealed as she gave her sweaty friend a peck on the cheek.
"Oh boy," Rupert mumbled as he touched his cheek in disbelief.
"Hiya Mister, I'm Gaxi!" Gaxi said, waving upward to the rotund man.
"Oh!" Rupert blushed.
"Yes, and I'm Shawky, pleasure to meet you. What is your name?" Shawky asked as she offered the man her soft, tattooed hand.
'
What a vision of womanhood! She looks like she's about to pop with that belly button pushed out so far. Fuck, her other supple hand is resting on her belly,
' Rupert thought in the moments of Shawky offering her hand in greeting.
"Oh, yes, I'm Rupert, I'm an acquaintance of Ms. Poppy's," Rupert mumbled while shaking Shawky's hand.
"Hey, I didn't get a handshake!" Gaxi pouted, punching Rupert in the knee.
"Oh, I'm sorry little Miblin. Gaxi, right? Pleasure to meet you as well!" Rupert said with glee as his eyes were transfixed on Gaxi's enormous ass.
"So, I'll be the one giving you directions from here on out, sound good?" Shawky asked Rupert as she climbed into his four-door sedan.
"Yes, that'll be fine, sit up front with me if you would," Rupert said as his breath became shallow.
"Poppy Girl, would you mind holding Gaxi Girl in your lap? Rupert Boy lacks a car seat and I don't want her getting hurt," Shawky asked.
"Oh, sure Shawky, I'm on it!" Poppy giggled as she patted her lap once settled into the back seat.
Before long the group was on the road, making their way out of the city and onto the highway.
"Wow, your body is so comfy, Miss Poppy!" Gaxi said as she snuggled into the copious amounts of breast fat that hung from Poppy's frame.
"Hehe, don't get too comfortable, I might not be able to find you later," Poppy laughed, looking down at the smaller woman with a bit of difficulty.
"Hey, Shawky?" Gaxi summoned.
"Yes, Gaxi Girl?" Shawky called back
"I forgot to tell you that on the way to rescuing Zeba we saw a milk farm, where all the girls were really big like water balloons! Though I think Annry said that those kinds of girls might pop if they strain themselves," Gaxi said, ending with sadness in her voice.
"Well, what Annry Girl said is true, it is sad, but some girls who just don't stretch along with their new expansions are prone to be at risk of bursting."
"Well, if I might be so bold to ask, but, if it's just the breasts that pop, wouldn't the woman still be able to come out of things fairly okay after some treatments and therapy?" Asked Rupert.
"Not in cases like these. Explosions of that force tend to rip the body apart, as women that are of that lifestyle tend to be more tender and supple than your average woman," Shawky pointed out.
"Well, doesn't that make you afraid for your child's well-being?" Poppy asked, a bit frightened by the news she'd just heard.
"Not really, I have faith that she'll be alright. The ranchers haven't had a burster in over two decades, so she's in good hands," Shawky assured Poppy.
"Isn't bringing someone with the name 'Poppy' kind of bad luck, though?" Gaxi asked.
"Oh, don't be silly, Gaxi Girl, that's ridiculous," Shawky scolded.
"Gaxi, that was uncalled for," Poppy pouted.
"Oh, it was silly of me to say something like that, I'm sorry..." Gaxi frowned.
"No, its okay, I know you didn't mean it, you're never mean," smiled Poppy as she licked Gaxi's face.
"Haha, thanks Poppy," Gaxi giggled, her face full of doggy kisses.
"So, how far into the country is the farm, 'cuz we might have to stop somewhere for gas, m'ladies," Rupert cautioned.
"It's some ways out, but there are gas stations on the way so we're good. I'll fill up your car, Rupert Boy," Shawky stated.
'
Wow, she's hot and really considerate! This must be a dream come true. My god, she smells like lavender and honey!"
Rupert thought, before uttering "Oh yeah, thank you!"
***
Meanwhile, in a popular arcade in town.
"So, you're really committing to your new look, huh?" Quiz said as she walked up to her lounging friend, carrying a huge platter of nachos.
"Well, you and your sister don't wear shoes, and it's become a popular Zoomen fashion style not to wear pants, so I guess I'm being trendy," Annry shrugged, crossing one large brown thigh over the other.
"'Zoomen?' Look at you being all politically correct, I haven't heard that term in reference to animal people in a while," Quiz giggled, setting the large platter down on the booth's table.
"Ah, stop busting my ovaries, Quiz," Annry laughed.
"So, I like the new hairdo. Going back to the bob, huh?" Quiz pointed out, her mouth now dripping with nacho cheese and black olives.
"Oh yeah, I really didn't care for the long blonde locks so I went for my old bob cut and I dyed my hair burgundy," Annry giggled, taking a few chips into her mouth.
"I've been meaning to ask you this, and I hope you don't take it the wrong way, but how do you feel about your new body?" Quiz asked, heavy hesitation in her voice.
"No, no it's fine. Umm, well at first I thought I was just a stupid fat bitch like most rodent mothers turn out to be. Though after watching you and Gaxi and how comfortable you all are with your huge assets, I settled in and started to love my new body. So thank you, I guess," Annry said in a solemn tone.
"Well, just so you know, I understand how you feel. I too didn't choose to turn out this way. I mean, I know I look like a fuck-doll..." Quiz sighed.
"No you don't, Quiz," Annry said, grasping for her hand.
"No, no, and if you had preconceived notions about me I don't blame you, honestly. I've grown used to that over the years, 'cuz, you know, looking like a cartoon character brings a lot of unwanted attention one's way," Quiz sighed.
"You're beautiful, Quiz," Annry reached out.
"Thanks. I appreciate that, I really do, but I understand if you have a hard time taking me seriously. I mean, if I saw someone with a child's face on a body like this I would second guess them myself," Quiz laughed, looking away in embarrassment.
"Hey you don't gain any weight really though, so that's good, right?" Annry said, trying to find a silver lining.
"That's true. I love to eat, but I'm afraid that kind of adds to me being objectified further due to all of the fat that just accumulates in my tits and ass," Quiz said as she stood up to gesture to herself.
"Well your stockings are cute, and so is that belt!" Annry clapped, looking up and down at Quiz.
"This is my sister's collar. I have a twelve-inch waist, if you haven't noticed. Look, wrap your hand around it," Quiz offered, gesturing to Annry.
"Uh, no, I don't think I..." Annry was then interrupted by Quiz's grasp.
"See, feeling is believing," Quiz said as Annry's hands managed to cup around Quiz's waist.