Though I will admit that Payton was still on my mind after our magical night, I was really excited to see my wife, and my old body again. I wondered how she had spent her days apart from me. Did I really want to know all the details? Feeling twelve feet tall despite my petite stature, I quickly set about the task of dressing for our reunion.
Linda had packed some really sexy, barely-there underthings, man did those feel good! If I was a woman all the time I'd do nothing but lounge around in frilly stuff like this this, hell I'd be tempted to walk to the corner newsstand for a paper wearing just such translucent scanties and NOTHING else! After a few fumbling tries, I got the hang of opening garters and attaching stockings. Over this I slid her sexiest little black dress. I knew that whenever I saw Linda in it, I could pole vault over the Great Wall of China using just my cock. I did my nails as best I could. (The intricacies of properly applying lacquer, still eluded me.) I did a better job on the makeup, lightly sprayed myself with just the right amount of my wife's favorite perfume. I got into Linda's intimidating heels and practiced circling the bedroom in our suite. I caught sight of myself in the full-length mirror and my male brain was instantly turned on. I wondered how all beautiful women in the world didn't become conceited bitches, DAMN, I looked good!
I gave a passing thought to playing with myself to celebrate how good I felt, but, looking at the clock, I realized there was no time. Linda, now in my body, would be returning at any moment. I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door a crack, Polly, the Turnabout Institute aide stood in the hallway.
"Are you decent, Linda? A rather handsome man named James would like to meet you!"
"Send him in!" I squealed.
A moment later, there I was. How can I give a sense of what it is like to see yourself from outside your own body? It was not like looking in a mirror or a home movie, but it inspired a slightly similar sensation. There was my body. Inside was Linda, my beautiful little wife. For a long moment we stood there, appraising and assessing each other, too amazed to even speak.
Finally, my wife broke the ice, "Baby!" she cried and flung her arms wide. I leaped right into them and planted a long delicious kiss upon the face I had gazed at in the mirror all my life. Linda ardently returned my kisses. Things must have gotten pretty steamy pretty fast because Polly flushed red with embarrassment and announced, "I'll let the two of you get reacquainted." before she slipped out of our suite, closing the door behind her.
For the longest time we just kissed and held each other. The smells, the textures, the emotions, all simultaneously familiar yet equally unfamiliar. Those were my lips, only they weren't mine right now. These were her boobs, but I owned them for the next two weeks. Mixed with Linda's sweet kisses were strains of the "Twilight Zone" theme music. At last James (I would try to avoid calling this person Linda), set me down and stated without a hint of irony,
"My, aren't you the cutest little thing."
"Well you're a big galoot!" I shot back.
For the first time I noted that James sported a black eye. Gingerly I reached up to touch it,
"What happened here?" I asked innocently.
"Testosterone." came the reply in a familiar yet unfamiliar voice. Me, as others heard me I realized.
"What?"
"Testosterone, "Linda!" God, what a rush! Women's brains just can't get enough of it! It's not a pretty scene. I got into a fistfight with another guy my first day. He was like me, woman, first time in a male body. We started arguing over something stupid, then we ended up throwing punches. Neither of us had and fighting skill to do any damage, we still fought like girls, but he landed a lucky shot. After we got done arguing, we gave each other blow jobs and became good friends"
"What?" I replied, flabbergasted.
"Oh, come on, honey!" replied James, "You KNOW that nothing settles an argument better than some terrific make up sex. I think ALL men should end fights that way! Imagine if the Thrilla' in Manila between Frazier and Ali had been a blow job match!"
"Lowest pay per view ratings in history!" I deadpanned.
"Oh, and I'm SURE you've been little, and I emphasize "little" Miss Perfect while we were apart! I won't ask what you have been up to in my body, I trust you, Linda."
We sat and stared at each other, three days in and neither of us had had the presence of mind to don our wedding rings. We eyed each other some more, exchanged shy smiles and then James picked up over his head. It felt just like flying.
"My, God! You are so light, or maybe I'm so strong. I've ached to pick you up like you've picked me up for years! God, does it feel good!"
"It's wonderful, darling!" I replied, "I can see why you ask me to do this so often. But don't drop me!"
"If I drop you anywhere, runt, it will be in the middle of the bed, so I can tear that dress off you and fuck you silly!"
"My husband," I joked, "he's only been a man for three whole days and already he is a candidate for sensitivity training."
"Shut your yap, doll or I'll fill your mouth up so that you can't talk!" returned James with false menace in his voice
"See what I mean!" I replied in mock horror. Then we giggled until tears came to our eyes. James set me down on the bed to gather his spent breath.