BIT OF A PROBLEM
An arrow
fsst
through the air and thudded into the grass about five feet to the right of me as I sprinted pel mel through a forest. To think, like, two months ago, I didn't even know what trees were. Now, I was wishing there were more of 'em.
"Venn!" Techne's voice crackled in my ear. "Venn, what the bloody hell is going on?"
"We have a bit of a problem!" I managed to get out between my gasps as I stumbled on a large branch that had fallen across my path. The trip, fall, grab ended with me pressing my back against a tree. Two more arrows
thocked
into the bark, quivering and twitching. Ya'd think that being a tech using species for so long, we'd have given up the old bow and arrow. Mal had told me that there were lots of reasons why the old goldies kept coming back. Humans had made -- and Machines had perfected -- agrav and areofoils and who knows what else -- but we still used wheels cause anyone could make 'em, anyone could understand 'em and anyone could
use
'em.
And we still used bows cause at the end of the day, they were a good way of poking holes in someone when you weren't standing right next to them.
The first shiny to come around the bend and into the copse of trees I was in had a dragon on his head, a dragon on his shield, and armor the color of burnished bronze. His shield was nestled in a kind of carrying harness that was slung off the side of his four legged, black and white spotted canid. The shiny himself was carrying a bow in his armored hands and had knocked another arrow. I ducked back behind the tree as Techne said: "Why are you almost a click away from Rossk?"
"About Rossk..." I whispered. "That's a bit of the problem."
HOW'D WE GET HERE?
With our frigging spaceship. Don't ask stupid questions. We'd stopped in this unnamed system to reice and I'd gotten curious about the habitable planet that had once been home to Human civilization in this system. The Tiamat didn't have logs on any landings, and they'd skipped it on the way down the chain. So, we'd landed in the shuttle and started poking around.
I and Rossk had made first contact with the shinies.
About five minutes later, they were trying to
murder
us.
THE SHINIES
The shinies were humans, but dressed in real good armor. Well, good for a world that had hit a tech-collapse on par with Stumble's. Though from the orbital survey we'd done, there were some southern continental regions that were still glowing in the frigging dark. The armor was full of clever, tiny bits that fit together to let them move and swing their arms nice and easy, while still being thick enough to turn aside swords and maybe even arrows. Their helmets were done up with fancy dragons and bats and scowling eagles and other exigenic critters. It made telling which shiny was what a lot easier, I'd tell you that. But they had also been in the middle of what seemed like a kind of battle or something: Most of the shinies were standing near their spotted mounts, watching two other shinies who were on their mounts. They had long spear things and, as we had watched from the treeline, the shinies had kneed their mounts into movement.
Wham
. The spotted canids had sprinted at one another as fast as you could please. It wasn't a spot on tech, but it still made me whistle in a kind of awe. Then the shields and the spears had met. A spear shattered. A shield was jarred. A shiny went sprawling on the ground. The other shinies cheered and they went around again.
Rossk and I had glanced at each other.
ROSSK AND ME
So, I'm sure you're burning up wanting to know about some things that happened between Em and Em and here. Well. Between Rossk and me, nothing much. He was always busy doing calculations and engineering and stuff. I'd maybe learned how to peer through...
Nevermind! Forget I said anything.
THE PROBLEM
"Should we say hi?" I had whispered, trying to think real hard about the shinies and the planet we were on and not peering through security cameras. Rossk, as stolid as ever, shrugged.
"They might be hostile," he said.
"I'm a Liminal Knight!" I said, grinning. "I've shut down armor before, it'll be fine."
And with that, I stood up and waved at the shinies.
The shinies had taken some time to realize I was waving. They turned and pointed, and then shouted to the ones who hadn't noticed. They spoke a language I didn't recognize, and nothing magically turned what they said into interlac, the tongue that the Tiamat crew claimed I spoke. ('A corrupted variant, but still, it works, hah, yes, uh, bye!' Mal had said while trying to not meet my eyes.) But they started to wave me over, and seemed friendly enough. I gave Rossk a thumbs up, then started forward.
The first shiny that I met face to face was the one who had just won the little spear smashing contest. He rode his huge mount over and, well, since it was a canid, I offered my hand for a sniffing, then started to pet its head. The canid might have been big enough to ride and smash with, but, you know. It was still a frigging canid. You always pet canids when you get the chance! As my palm ruffled the fur, the shiny said something in a language that sounded subtly different from the previous one. I shook my head, tossing a hand up like 'no idea,man.' Then he said: "Verily, doth thou spaketh this tongue, fair princess?"
I blinked up at him. "Fair what?"
He chuckled. "Ah, yes, you speak the tongue of the stars, princess," he said, bowing his head with a clink and rattle of armor. "It is mine upmost pleasure to introduce you to the order of cheinvaliers. I am Durriac. These are my brothers in arms." He gestured to the other shinies with one arm, and I waved at the lot of them. My brow furrowed ever so slightly as I noticed that the rest of them didn't wave back. Instead, they were all looking back at the bushes I had come from with a kind of intent focus. I looked back my own self and saw Rossck stepping out, his rifle slung over his back.
"Gods wounds!" the cheinvalier Durriac exclaimed. "A dragon!"
I looked back at Rossck, then back at them. "The buggery what?" I asked. "That's not a dragon! That's my crewmate, Rossck." I nodded. "We're sundivers. Ya know. From another planet?" I smiled, then tossed my head a bit. "I'm also a Liminal Knight, you know."
The last three planets we'd visited, that'd gotten us free rounds of drinks.
IT DIDN'T
"Heretic!" Durriac bellowed. He drew a sword of his own -- a classic model -- with a rasp of metal and leather. His canid mount barked at me, growling and snapping, while the other cheinvaliers -- or, as I'd call them from here on out, shinies -- drew their own weapons, or sprinted for their mounts. I stepped backwards, lifting up my hand.