BIT OF A PROBLEM
An arrow
fsst
through the air and thudded into the grass about five feet to the right of me as I sprinted pel mel through a forest. To think, like, two months ago, I didn't even know what trees were. Now, I was wishing there were more of 'em.
"Venn!" Techne's voice crackled in my ear. "Venn, what the bloody hell is going on?"
"We have a bit of a problem!" I managed to get out between my gasps as I stumbled on a large branch that had fallen across my path. The trip, fall, grab ended with me pressing my back against a tree. Two more arrows
thocked
into the bark, quivering and twitching. Ya'd think that being a tech using species for so long, we'd have given up the old bow and arrow. Mal had told me that there were lots of reasons why the old goldies kept coming back. Humans had made -- and Machines had perfected -- agrav and areofoils and who knows what else -- but we still used wheels cause anyone could make 'em, anyone could understand 'em and anyone could
use
'em.
And we still used bows cause at the end of the day, they were a good way of poking holes in someone when you weren't standing right next to them.
The first shiny to come around the bend and into the copse of trees I was in had a dragon on his head, a dragon on his shield, and armor the color of burnished bronze. His shield was nestled in a kind of carrying harness that was slung off the side of his four legged, black and white spotted canid. The shiny himself was carrying a bow in his armored hands and had knocked another arrow. I ducked back behind the tree as Techne said: "Why are you almost a click away from Rossk?"
"About Rossk..." I whispered. "That's a bit of the problem."
HOW'D WE GET HERE?
With our frigging spaceship. Don't ask stupid questions. We'd stopped in this unnamed system to reice and I'd gotten curious about the habitable planet that had once been home to Human civilization in this system. The Tiamat didn't have logs on any landings, and they'd skipped it on the way down the chain. So, we'd landed in the shuttle and started poking around.
I and Rossk had made first contact with the shinies.
About five minutes later, they were trying to
murder
us.
THE SHINIES
The shinies were humans, but dressed in real good armor. Well, good for a world that had hit a tech-collapse on par with Stumble's. Though from the orbital survey we'd done, there were some southern continental regions that were still glowing in the frigging dark. The armor was full of clever, tiny bits that fit together to let them move and swing their arms nice and easy, while still being thick enough to turn aside swords and maybe even arrows. Their helmets were done up with fancy dragons and bats and scowling eagles and other exigenic critters. It made telling which shiny was what a lot easier, I'd tell you that. But they had also been in the middle of what seemed like a kind of battle or something: Most of the shinies were standing near their spotted mounts, watching two other shinies who were on their mounts. They had long spear things and, as we had watched from the treeline, the shinies had kneed their mounts into movement.
Wham
. The spotted canids had sprinted at one another as fast as you could please. It wasn't a spot on tech, but it still made me whistle in a kind of awe. Then the shields and the spears had met. A spear shattered. A shield was jarred. A shiny went sprawling on the ground. The other shinies cheered and they went around again.
Rossk and I had glanced at each other.
ROSSK AND ME
So, I'm sure you're burning up wanting to know about some things that happened between Em and Em and here. Well. Between Rossk and me, nothing much. He was always busy doing calculations and engineering and stuff. I'd maybe learned how to peer through...
Nevermind! Forget I said anything.
THE PROBLEM
"Should we say hi?" I had whispered, trying to think real hard about the shinies and the planet we were on and not peering through security cameras. Rossk, as stolid as ever, shrugged.
"They might be hostile," he said.
"I'm a Liminal Knight!" I said, grinning. "I've shut down armor before, it'll be fine."
And with that, I stood up and waved at the shinies.
The shinies had taken some time to realize I was waving. They turned and pointed, and then shouted to the ones who hadn't noticed. They spoke a language I didn't recognize, and nothing magically turned what they said into interlac, the tongue that the Tiamat crew claimed I spoke. ('A corrupted variant, but still, it works, hah, yes, uh, bye!' Mal had said while trying to not meet my eyes.) But they started to wave me over, and seemed friendly enough. I gave Rossk a thumbs up, then started forward.
The first shiny that I met face to face was the one who had just won the little spear smashing contest. He rode his huge mount over and, well, since it was a canid, I offered my hand for a sniffing, then started to pet its head. The canid might have been big enough to ride and smash with, but, you know. It was still a frigging canid. You always pet canids when you get the chance! As my palm ruffled the fur, the shiny said something in a language that sounded subtly different from the previous one. I shook my head, tossing a hand up like 'no idea,man.' Then he said: "Verily, doth thou spaketh this tongue, fair princess?"
I blinked up at him. "Fair what?"
He chuckled. "Ah, yes, you speak the tongue of the stars, princess," he said, bowing his head with a clink and rattle of armor. "It is mine upmost pleasure to introduce you to the order of cheinvaliers. I am Durriac. These are my brothers in arms." He gestured to the other shinies with one arm, and I waved at the lot of them. My brow furrowed ever so slightly as I noticed that the rest of them didn't wave back. Instead, they were all looking back at the bushes I had come from with a kind of intent focus. I looked back my own self and saw Rossck stepping out, his rifle slung over his back.
"Gods wounds!" the cheinvalier Durriac exclaimed. "A dragon!"
I looked back at Rossck, then back at them. "The buggery what?" I asked. "That's not a dragon! That's my crewmate, Rossck." I nodded. "We're sundivers. Ya know. From another planet?" I smiled, then tossed my head a bit. "I'm also a Liminal Knight, you know."
The last three planets we'd visited, that'd gotten us free rounds of drinks.
IT DIDN'T
"Heretic!" Durriac bellowed. He drew a sword of his own -- a classic model -- with a rasp of metal and leather. His canid mount barked at me, growling and snapping, while the other cheinvaliers -- or, as I'd call them from here on out, shinies -- drew their own weapons, or sprinted for their mounts. I stepped backwards, lifting up my hand.
"Whoa, hey, wait, Durriac!" I said.
Rossck ran up to my side, his hand sliding to the strap of the rifle. I didn't want to draw my threshold blade, since...I mean. It was, according to Mal and Thale at least, a weapon that made a monomolecular blade that could cut through
anything
. And that was on the lowest setting. I hadn't even begun to unlock all the ways that it could be formatted. These fellows were riding mounts and carrying hammered swords -- I wasn't about to hack them to pieces over a misunderstanding.
Durriac, though, was very intent on misunderstanding. He swung his sword at my head. I ducked low and Rossck sprang backwards. For such a big, burly guy, Rossck could move damned fast if he wanted. He landed, poised and ready, his rifle already in his hands and his tail lashing from side to side with a whip crack speed. He flicked it to the turbo-kill mode I'd see him demonstrating in the Tiamat's shooting gallery.
"Rossck!" I hissed. "No disintegrations!"
Rossk shot me a '
seriously?'
look while the other shinies started to ride towards the scrum. One of them had his long spear thing at the ready and angled it right at me. His spotted mount beat the ground with its paws, then leaped at the last second, to add some extra oomph. I threw myself to the side, rolled, came to my feet with my threshold blade in my hand. Fine! They wanted a fight? I'd just remembered I had a
fucking
stun setting. I twisted my hands around my blade and the edge hummed to life. This was the same mode Thale had shown me in our first spar -- rather than being the normal ruby red color of my more...lethal blade, this one was a pale blue-white. It wasn't actually made of energy, though. It was a kind of solid electrostatic mesh that could deliver a real serious
spark
whenever it hit someone.
The guy with the lance had lost the lance. But he had gotten his sword free. He swung himself around and drew his sword. He bellowed. "For the Castle and our Lord God, Atomic!"
His mount charged. Rather than doing the leap, he simply barreled at me, looking fair ready to run me over. The shiny banked hard to the left and swung his sword at my chest. I parried it with my threshold blade. The electrical charge ran along the steel of the blade, sparked along his armor, and did absolutely nothing. I hissed. "Fuckery," I muttered. Rossck, meanwhile, had aimed his gun low and fired it into the ground before three shinies that were coming at him. The rapid fire impact of high energy projectiles sent up a spray of dust and grit and bits of rock. The mounts reared up on their hind paws and let out whining barking noises. I started to back away.
"Rossck, lets get out of here!" I said.
"I told you we should have brought Glory!" he snapped.
GLORY
Glory was sitting on the Tiamat, in Mal's lab. The great ape had been poking and prodding at her to figure out all the secrets he could. And I mean, lets be fair here, she was a shrinking, deplotable, transforming, multipurpose hover chariot.
I
wanted to figure out all her secrets. But I wasn't a crazy smart brain like Mal, so he was the one doing the poking.