"What the hell is this?"
"Your new lair master," Jamie beamed, hands on his back and insufferably proud of himself. "Isn't it perfect?"
"It's a gas station."
Or rather it was a dusty dump in the chill of the Arizona desert at night, halfway between two towns. The windows of the store were boarded up, the pumps had long since rusted into a jagged heap. A wreck sat rusting in the attached garage. They were standing in the living room above the shop. It was empty, filthy and stank of mildew. Kai couldn't even stretch his wings for fear of stirring up the black mold. He stomped his hoof on the crusty carpet and paint flaked down the ceiling.
"It's going to soak up all the blood," he said, incredulous at his apprentice's boundless optimism. Jamie nodded thoughtfully.
"I see that, master. We'll have to put a tarp down. Or have it ripped up I suppose. There's probably lovely hardwood underneath, and it's big enough for a summoning circle. It'll be great, you'll see. Some paint, some nice furniture, it'll make all the difference. We can put the flesh loom in the garage and if we tear out the kitchen-"
Kai held up his hand. He'd heard enough. Jamie stopped blabbering and gave his master a moment to come to terms with the downgrade from their swank city loft. Kai scratched his curled horns, a nervous habit he had picked up ever since he'd fled the prince's rule an eternity ago.
"Best you could do?" he asked, and the boy nodded, scratching at the fresh tattoo on his arm.
"Yes master. Prince Sitri froze all your accounts. We're lucky we got away at all, honestly. It's better than hell though, isn't it?"
Kai wondered at that. Being on the run from one of the princes of hell was harrowing on the best of days, but he'd found that the little pleasures of the world more than made up for it at the end of the day. He liked city lights and silk sheets, wide open lofts and pretty rich boys. He seriously had to question whether he could survive this. At least the second circle of hell didn't have mildew. Jamie was picking at the peeling floral wallpaper, and Kai felt a small surge of affection for his pupil. He was dumb as a brick, but so earnest it was like sunshine lived in his empty skull.
"We'll make something of it," Kai said, and Jamie beamed. "What did you manage to grab?"
"Oh, lots," Jamie said, running to the cardboard box he'd hauled up the creaking stairs earlier. They hadn't been able to grab hardly anything before the door got kicked down. Jamie dropped through his knees and started riffling through what was left of their belongings. "The statue, of course. Nipple clamps, floggers, cock cage-"
"You're supposed to be wearing that."
"Yeah, this is the backup. Let's see, beads, tattoo gun, laudanum, vibrator-"
"So just your favorites then?"
Jamie paused and stared ahead for a while. Kai snapped his fingers, and the boy startled and smiled.
"I suppose so, master," he said, and Kai sighed. "We can buy more stuff though. Can't we? You'll get money and I'll make the place all nice and soon it'll be crawling with slutty monsters in here."
Kai was about to snap when a bright red light shone from the box. They both took a moment to stare at it before Jamie realized what it was.
"Oh, master! A summoning!"
"I know, but what am I supposed to do? There's no circle."
"No, no, you can't miss a summoning!" Jamie decided, digging through the box and holding up the obsidian statue with the glowing red gem. He set it down gently, reverently, and kept digging. Kai wanted to ask him what he was doing, but he saw it for himself soon enough. The boy dug up a tube of cheap red lipstick and scrambled over the nasty carpet, scribbling infernal symbols that smelled like cherry. And to Kai's great surprise he was pulling it off. His sweet twit hadn't managed to memorize his own address in his life, but there he was scrawling greasy sigils, lipstick in his determined fist. The poor thing's brow was furrowed from the effort, but not a minute later he threw the ruined lipstick aside and looked up at his master, blue eyes shining with pride.
"I did it master!"
"I'm impressed," Kai admitted, picking up the satyr statue and setting it down in its proper place in the circle. The red gem was still glowing, and experience told him it would for a while longer. He had time to lift Jamie to his feet by his collar and press a kiss on his thin lips. "I'm very proud of you."
"I studied and I remembered!"
"Good boy," putting his arms around Jamie to squeeze his supple ass. "Do what you can here, alright? And don't leave this place. They might still be looking."
"I'll be careful master," he purred, cuddling up to Kai's chest and running his fingers over his muscles, but Kai pushed him away.